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Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:48 pm
by mst
How to pass the time until scores are released:
Three girls walk into a bar: Rita Compton (RC), Logan Reasonstoffer (LR), and her cousin Logan Gambia (LG).
You have to kill one, screw the second, and marry the other. Which do you choose?!
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For me, I'll marry LR. She's dependable. It's not perfect, and we always are focused on solving our countless arguments, but 1-2 fights every 35 minutes is not too bad. I know what I'm getting with a gal like her. Sometimes she says dumb things, which make me laugh, and other times she makes topical jokes (like saving seals that are dying from an environmental disaster). She hasn't changed much since we met, and I'm happy to see her when I get the chance.
For my mistress, her twin sister Logan Gambia (LG) will do the trick. She's always kinky, and into playing these twisted games. Every time we get together, everything is absolutely perfect. When we get freaky, she brings out the toys (mauve dinosaurs) or we role play as some sexy interns... it's just a matter of who gets to be the hot photographer! Sometimes, we invite the Ortega's over to mix it up, but we tend to stick to ourselves since they're always bragging about their stupid trips. The reason I can't marry LG is because she's just not dependable. One bad night out and our entire relationship falls apart. Sometimes we can get into 6 or 7 arguments over one stupid miscommunication! For now, we'll have to just live with our secret encounters and leave it at that.
When it comes down to who I'd kill, the obvious choice is Rita (RC)! She's JUST SO BORING! I admit, sometimes she talks about fun stuff... but the rest of the time I struggle to even stay awake! Then she's always asking me these questions that really don't even seem to have a right answer! How am I suppose to know what her purpose is in talking about bees for 20 minutes? Who on EARTH has a good reason for talking about bees for 20 minutes? She's always dragging me down, no matter how good my relationships with the Logan's are. Sometimes, I'll be excited the arguing is over, but SHE COMES BACK to "Experiment!" I'm just so sick of Rita! I'm going to drive as far away as possible from the local testing center where she lives, dig a deep whole, and bury the b*?&h!
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:51 pm
by beach_terror
mst wrote:When we get freaky, she brings out the toys (mauve dinosaurs) !
Made me lol.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:52 pm
by Bildungsroman
Marry: LR
Screw: RC
Kill: LG (that bitch)
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:55 pm
by mst
Bildungsroman wrote:Kill: LG (that bitch)
Hey! She's a nice lady!
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:55 pm
by HazelEyes
Marry: RC
Screw: LG
Kill: LR
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:02 am
by whuts4lunch
Screw RC, Marry LR, Kill Games
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:03 am
by whuts4lunch
MST, love the 'tar
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:06 am
by gradKK
For some reason I thought the same as the author. Just by looking at names, and story--I guess. Marry LR, screw her cousin and any other good looking family memebers, and kill that b**** compton! but all in the same night or it doesn't count.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:09 am
by TheOcho
If I didn't know Logan could also be used as a girls name, I would think you are all bisexual. Which, if true, would be an interesting TLS statistic.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:11 am
by WestOfTheRest
TheOcho wrote:If I didn't know Logan could also be used as a girls name, I would think you are all bisexual. Which, if true, would be an interesting TLS statistic.
Yea, I'm with you on that. I've never heard it used as a girls name.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:13 am
by CMDantes
Wow, you guys need to distance yourselves from the test a bit.
Even if you have to take it again, I'm thinking three weeks of minimal LSAT related thinking will be a benefit when you have to start studying again.
Okay now to be the hypocrite:
Mary: RC, she can be boring sometimes, but when it's good it's so fucking good.
Screw: LR, simply because you can pick her up and drop her with no real commitment. The other two require at least a full eight minutes.
Kill: LG, because she's psychotic and mean.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:58 am
by Knock
Let me get my score back first and then I can more properly answer this.
Probably marry LR, because she is the center of attention, and worth twice as much as her friends.
Screw LG, because you absolutely you can get some, unlike the other sections.
Kill RC, because she is boring, talks too much, and cares too much about random politically correct diversity-related things.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:04 am
by a11 1n
beach_terror wrote:mst wrote:When we get freaky, she brings out the toys (mauve dinosaurs) !
Made me lol.
+1 I laughed out loud when I read that. The entire thing is well done though, way to go mst and I gotta say I am right there with you on your schlep, marry, kill.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:17 am
by dominkay
a11 1n wrote:beach_terror wrote:mst wrote:When we get freaky, she brings out the toys (mauve dinosaurs) !
Made me lol.
+1 I laughed out loud when I read that. The entire thing is well done though, way to go mst and I gotta say I am right there with you on your schlep, marry, kill.
Shtup! Shlep means walk. Don't bring the yiddish unless you know what you're doing!
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:20 am
by op-ti
Marry: LG
Screw: LR
KILL!!!: RC
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:25 am
by miamiman
op-ti wrote:Marry: LG
Screw: LR
KILL!!!: RC
that was me, too.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:26 am
by thexfactor
wow very original. With that kind of creativity and analogy skills, I think you will get at least a 170.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:26 am
by Rocketman11
any girls looking to pass the time, want a distraction, and are willing to travel to Washington DC, we'll go out for cocktails. you bring the tails.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:27 am
by Einv14
OP, get a grip on reality, u have lost it.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:30 am
by balzern
Screw: LR
Kill: Games
Marry: RC - she might be boring, but when she talks to me about cotton fibers I melt.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:33 am
by SaintClarence27
mikegt40 wrote:OP, get a grip on reality, u have lost it.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:37 am
by TTH
I'd make a human centipede out of the three of them.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:44 am
by iwakeboard
SaintClarence27 wrote:mikegt40 wrote:OP, get a grip on reality, u have lost it.
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:50 am
by thecilent
mst wrote:For me, I'll marry LR. She's dependable. It's not perfect, and we always are focused on solving our countless arguments, but 1-2 fights every 35 minutes is not too bad. I know what I'm getting with a gal like her. Sometimes she says dumb things, which make me laugh, and other times she makes topical jokes (like saving seals that are dying from an environmental disaster). She hasn't changed much since we met, and I'm happy to see her when I get the chance.
For my mistress, her twin sister Logan Gambia (LG) will do the trick. She's always kinky, and into playing these twisted games. Every time we get together, everything is absolutely perfect. When we get freaky, she brings out the toys (mauve dinosaurs) or we role play as some sexy interns... it's just a matter of who gets to be the hot photographer! Sometimes, we invite the Ortega's over to mix it up, but we tend to stick to ourselves since they're always bragging about their stupid trips. The reason I can't marry LG is because she's just not dependable. One bad night out and our entire relationship falls apart. Sometimes we can get into 6 or 7 arguments over one stupid miscommunication! For now, we'll have to just live with our secret encounters and leave it at that.
When it comes down to who I'd kill, the obvious choice is Rita (RC)! She's JUST SO BORING! I admit, sometimes she talks about fun stuff... but the rest of the time I struggle to even stay awake! Then she's always asking me these questions that really don't even seem to have a right answer! How am I suppose to know what her purpose is in talking about bees for 20 minutes? Who on EARTH has a good reason for talking about bees for 20 minutes? She's always dragging me down, no matter how good my relationships with the Logan's are. Sometimes, I'll be excited the arguing is over, but SHE COMES BACK to "Experiment!" I'm just so sick of Rita! I'm going to drive as far away as possible from the local testing center where she lives, dig a deep whole, and bury the b*?&h!
lol This is awesome. And I feel the exact same way haha
Re: Screw, Marry, Kill: A story of three LSAT women.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:51 am
by thecilent
Rocketman11 wrote:any girls looking to pass the time, want a distraction, and are willing to travel to Washington DC, we'll go out for cocktails. you bring the tails.
lol