June 2016 - Waiter's (+170 or bust) GRAY DAY HAS AWOKEN FROM ITS SLUMBER Forum

[pretzeltime]

You guys! I'm feeling the warm fuzzies!

Yeah, we ain't so bad ^__^

[forum_user]

Damn you Brazil. This was not supposed to become Turnt Tuesday.

I would let Brazilians get me drunk at lunch on any day of the week. Good for you bb

FTFY

[R. Jeeves]

this thread is poppin. lurkers you have no excuse now! come out and play.

[ponderingmeerkat]

Hellooooooo!

Lady here.

Bi dude right here.

Hello newest friends! Welcome. You're amazing. Thank you for joining our little circle. We're all better for you being here!

Feel free to stay enjoy cool people being cool people.

[meeseeks]

this thread is poppin. lurkers you have no excuse now! come out and play.

Def recommend. It has really improved the quality of my afternoon meetings.

[pretzeltime]

Damn you Brazil. This was not supposed to become Turnt Tuesday.

I would let Brazilians get me drunk at lunch on any day of the week. Good for you bb

FTFY

Yes, also that. Always that.

[UltimateSplitter]

I have finally crawled back to the computer. I had a nice little binger with some of my college buddies this weekend. I tried to PW but that shit is way too confusing. So here's the written recount:

Friday: Got whiskey sours with the lady friend (had to build up the brownie point bank for the debauchery that would follow when I met my buddies). The drinks were over-priced as fuck in the windy city but hey.. I got buzzed on an empty stomach.

Saturday: Hang over free. Went to a North shore beach and fried my pasty-white, post-lsat body. I had dinner with the girlfriend's family and had some wine to prep my body. Went to a college town bar with the buddies that had deals for craft brews. Got plenty of those and ended with some tasty and powerful Irish car bombs. Fell asleep hammered after taking a picture on a deer statue at 2 am.

Sunday: Hung over as fuck. Only got five hours of sleep and forgot the damn alka seltzer the night before. I couldn't gather the courage for the hair of the dog. So I napped till lunch, got some culvers, and watched Netflix.

Monday: Drove home by the grace of coffee's magical powers with the realization that my college tolerance has forever left me.

[Mikey]

Lurkers please reveal yourselves!

[pretzeltime]

I have finally crawled back to the computer. I had a nice little binger with some of my college buddies this weekend. I tried to PW but that shit is way too confusing. So here's the written recount:

Friday: Got whiskey sours with the lady friend (had to build up the brownie point bank for the debauchery that would follow when I met my buddies). The drinks were over-priced as fuck in the windy city but hey.. I got buzzed on an empty stomach.

Saturday: Hang over free. Went to a North shore beach and fried my pasty-white, post-lsat body. I had dinner with the girlfriend's family and had some wine to prep my body. Went to a college town bar with the buddies that had deals for craft brews. Got plenty of those and ended with some tasty and powerful Irish car bombs. Fell asleep hammered after taking a picture on a deer statue at 2 am.

Sunday: Hung over as fuck. Only got five hours of sleep and forgot the damn alka seltzer the night before. I couldn't gather the courage for the hair of the dog. So I napped till lunch, got some culvers, and watched Netflix.

Monday: Drove home by the grace of coffee's magical powers with the realization that my college tolerance has forever left me.

Sounds like a tighttttttttt weekend, you just took me on a lil journey.

Also wot is culvers

[Smallville]

idk if this thread is moving faster (if so bravo, y'all have grown so much in such a short time)

[+] Spoiler

or trying to work makes it feel soooo much faster than it is

[R. Jeeves]

Lurkers please reveal yourselves!

lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk
he say me haffi
lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk

[GotLost]

Also wot is culvers

Only the best burgers in the Midwest

[meeseeks]

I have finally crawled back to the computer. I had a nice little binger with some of my college buddies this weekend. I tried to PW but that shit is way too confusing. So here's the written recount:

Friday: Got whiskey sours with the lady friend (had to build up the brownie point bank for the debauchery that would follow when I met my buddies). The drinks were over-priced as fuck in the windy city but hey.. I got buzzed on an empty stomach.

Saturday: Hang over free. Went to a North shore beach and fried my pasty-white, post-lsat body. I had dinner with the girlfriend's family and had some wine to prep my body. Went to a college town bar with the buddies that had deals for craft brews. Got plenty of those and ended with some tasty and powerful Irish car bombs. Fell asleep hammered after taking a picture on a deer statue at 2 am.

Sunday: Hung over as fuck. Only got five hours of sleep and forgot the damn alka seltzer the night before. I couldn't gather the courage for the hair of the dog. So I napped till lunch, got some culvers, and watched Netflix.

Monday: Drove home by the grace of coffee's magical powers with the realization that my college tolerance has forever left me.

Sounds like a tighttttttttt weekend, you just took me on a lil journey.

Also wot is culvers

It's only the pinnacle of midwest fast food. It's what would happen if you crossed an In-N-Out burger with a Wisconsin Dairy farm

[ponderingmeerkat]

I have finally crawled back to the computer. I had a nice little binger with some of my college buddies this weekend. I tried to PW but that shit is way too confusing. So here's the written recount:

Friday: Got whiskey sours with the lady friend (had to build up the brownie point bank for the debauchery that would follow when I met my buddies). The drinks were over-priced as fuck in the windy city but hey.. I got buzzed on an empty stomach.

Saturday: Hang over free. Went to a North shore beach and fried my pasty-white, post-lsat body. I had dinner with the girlfriend's family and had some wine to prep my body. Went to a college town bar with the buddies that had deals for craft brews. Got plenty of those and ended with some tasty and powerful Irish car bombs. Fell asleep hammered after taking a picture on a deer statue at 2 am.

Sunday: Hung over as fuck. Only got five hours of sleep and forgot the damn alka seltzer the night before. I couldn't gather the courage for the hair of the dog. So I napped till lunch, got some culvers, and watched Netflix.

Monday: Drove home by the grace of coffee's magical powers with the realization that my college tolerance has forever left me.

Jesus man...I just lived vicariously through your crazy weekend. You're a story teller dude. A damn artist.

[pretzeltime]

I have finally crawled back to the computer. I had a nice little binger with some of my college buddies this weekend. I tried to PW but that shit is way too confusing. So here's the written recount:

Friday: Got whiskey sours with the lady friend (had to build up the brownie point bank for the debauchery that would follow when I met my buddies). The drinks were over-priced as fuck in the windy city but hey.. I got buzzed on an empty stomach.

Saturday: Hang over free. Went to a North shore beach and fried my pasty-white, post-lsat body. I had dinner with the girlfriend's family and had some wine to prep my body. Went to a college town bar with the buddies that had deals for craft brews. Got plenty of those and ended with some tasty and powerful Irish car bombs. Fell asleep hammered after taking a picture on a deer statue at 2 am.

Sunday: Hung over as fuck. Only got five hours of sleep and forgot the damn alka seltzer the night before. I couldn't gather the courage for the hair of the dog. So I napped till lunch, got some culvers, and watched Netflix.

Monday: Drove home by the grace of coffee's magical powers with the realization that my college tolerance has forever left me.

Sounds like a tighttttttttt weekend, you just took me on a lil journey.

Also wot is culvers

It's only the pinnacle of midwest fast food. It's what would happen if you crossed an In-N-Out burger with a Wisconsin Dairy farm

oh right. is this the place with the cheese curds?

I'm going to Chi this summer, I'll have to hit it up

[Mikey]

I couldn't resist, I had another pretzel

[pretzeltime]

I couldn't resist, I had another pretzel

naughty kitty

[Mikey]

I couldn't resist, I had another pretzel

naughty kitty

Not naughty because we must collectively consume 180 pretzels before gray day.

[Smallville]

I couldn't resist, I had another pretzel

naughty kitty

Not naughty because we must collectively consume 180 pretzels before gray day.

I used to make 2 at a time bc I knew I wouldnt eat just 1

[needahobby451]

So many Chicago people Wonder if I ran into some of you at North Ave whilst also trying to tan pasty post-lsat body.

Here's to hopefully getting a good score in 2 weeks and spending all our summer time outside

Also i'm sorry pretzels are nasty and are only good when smeared with mustard -- I had to let that out

[Smallville]

Also i'm sorry pretzels are nasty and are only good when smeared with mustard -- I had to let that out

dam, I was happy for new waiters... :/ you can leave now

[pretzeltime]

Also i'm sorry pretzels are nasty and are only good when smeared with mustard -- I had to let that out

dam, I was happy for new waiters... :/ you can leave now

Uh ohs!

Well, I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

But secretly I am somewhat convinced that you've just never had a truly delicious pretzel

[carasrook]

I LOVE CULVERSSSS i want some custard and a butterburger now

[Mikey]

Also i'm sorry pretzels are nasty and are only good when smeared with mustard -- I had to let that out

dam, I was happy for new waiters... :/ you can leave now

[Mikey]

Also i'm sorry pretzels are nasty and are only good when smeared with mustard -- I had to let that out

dam, I was happy for new waiters... :/ you can leave now

Uh ohs!

Well, I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

But secretly I am somewhat convinced that you've just never had a truly delicious pretzel