Probably going to alienate a lot of people here, but fuck it.
If you hate being an attorney, stop being an attorney. "That's easy to say, but three years of lost time in law school + tons of student loan debt!"
On the former: First, you're throwing good time after bad. Even if law school was an awful experience and you wish you could undo it, being miserable as an attorney only puts you back further. Second, people keep saying that a JD isn't portable outside law, but this is almost absolutely (1) bullshit, and (2) weirdly myopic for a group of people that value risk aversion so much. I'm sure there are anecdotes of people who sat in interviews where some shitty future boss told them that they'd be more willing to hire a bright-eyed 22 year old college senior than a crusty old JD graduate, but also, lol, since apparently some TTT grads get federal clerkships too. Yeah, having three years of work experience in lieu of a JD is definitely better, but if you went to law school, you probably don't have that option now. Maybe if you go into welding or become a concert pianist your JD truly has zero value, but my guess is most of the alternative employers that kids seriously considering law school would be interested in would attach at least some value to a JD. Or maybe that's bullshit and JDs are worthless and employers universally hate them. At that point, revert to the first response, leave it off your resume, and get the fuck over it.
On the latter: PAYE (which most of you are already doing), and PSLF
motherfuckers. If it's going to take you 8 years to pay back your student loans, you're working 60 hours a week, you're absolutely miserable, etc., why not cut your payments down to 10%-15% of your income that goes away in 10 years with no tax bomb? Yeah, you make less money being a government schmuck or some minimally-paid non-profit employee, but you also pay way less on your loans, you work 35-40 hour weeks, and (in government at least) unless you're a complete piece of shit, you probably won't lose your job. I mean, do the math - if your 10-year average salary in some PSLF-eligible gig is $80k/year and you can't use your school's LRAP to cover any of it as a "JD advantage" job, you've still only paid 62k (PAYE) on your loans and there's no tax bomb.
That's less than your fucking cost of living during the three years you were in law school. You might have even made money on this deal.
preemptions:
1) lol being a lawyer isn't that bad.
Being a slug in some county water district office is probably the most relaxing and enjoyable job there is if everything you hate about being an attorney is deadlines and no free time. If that sounds worse than whatever you're doing right now, then being an attorney must be pretty awesome.
2) what else am i gunna doooo
join the fucking Al-Qaeda as long as you get over yourself.
3) dere gonna get rid of pslf doe
Whereas at which point, you're still going to be paying much less than sticker price on your loans, and over the course of 20 years rather than 6-9, and that's also assuming no one gets rid of the tax bomb before then. If we were imaginative, we probably wouldn't have considered law school, etc. etc., but you have to be pretty dumb if you're not able to plan for a tax bomb you know is coming 20 years from now.
4) all my loans are private
Obviously the only answer then is to kill yourself. Alternatively, kill whoever told you to refinance into private loans and then kill yourself. It's probably easier to bankrupt out of private student loans than federal ones, so maybe do that - I know fuck all about discharging private student loans.