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whichever one insists on being called Doctor. In the unlikely scenario they both do, laugh at the JD first.

stillwater wrote:whichever one insists on being called Doctor. In the unlikely scenario they both do, laugh at the JD first.

Nah breh, we're Mr. and Ms. That's settled.

Lawquacious wrote:

stillwater wrote:whichever one insists on being called Doctor. In the unlikely scenario they both do, laugh at the JD first.

Nah breh, we're Mr. and Ms. That's settled.

What about the JD-PhDs?

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ajr wrote:

Lawquacious wrote:

stillwater wrote:whichever one insists on being called Doctor. In the unlikely scenario they both do, laugh at the JD first.

Nah breh, we're Mr. and Ms. That's settled.

What about the JD-PhDs?

MS-JDs (like me) are worse than JD-PhDs because of our insecurity

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I'll a MD/DO a doctor when they are doctoring me. Other time LOL they can suck my dick.

Desert Fox wrote:I'll a MD/DO a doctor when they are doctoring me. Other time LOL they can suck my dick.

+1 DF. Mad respect for dis srs longtimer breh. What are you doing dhese days anyway breh?

Lawquacious wrote:

Desert Fox wrote:I'll a MD/DO a doctor when they are doctoring me. Other time LOL they can suck my dick.

+1 DF. Mad respect for dis srs longtimer breh. What are you doing dhese days anyway breh?

3L blows brother.

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Lawquacious wrote:

Desert Fox wrote:

Lawquacious wrote:

Desert Fox wrote:I'll a MD/DO a doctor when they are doctoring me. Other time LOL they can suck my dick.

+1 DF. Mad respect for dis srs longtimer breh. What are you doing dhese days anyway breh?

3L blows brother.

OMG yes. What a FUCKING WASTE OF TIME. God, what a waste of time. Oh, did I mention that 3L is a (45k) waste of time?

I think mine's like 80K. FML

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Lawquacious wrote:

Desert Fox wrote:
3L blows brother.

OMG yes. What a FUCKING WASTE OF TIME. God, what a waste of time. Oh, did I mention that 3L is a (45k) waste of time?

I think mine's like 80K. FML[/quote]

Breh, NU will serve you well longterm... Cop dat SCOTUS. Or in your case cop dat IP... I pretty much guarantee you are in a better place than me, but that doesn't say much. Srsly tho breh, mad respect. Where are you headed next year by the way? (region/ general type of work in terms of IP/pub interest/ general PP/ or undecided etc)?[/quote]

IP lit at a GP firm in DC.

Lawquacious wrote:Fuck ye all TLS: 37 (PhD) to 62 (JD) douchebag ratio.. Who TF is voting. Ye all know not what da shit you do.

Fuck. PhDs are bigger asshats. I'll give you the answer. Wait till you get a dual in one of your law school classes.

+1. JDs might display more consistent douchebaggery, but PhDs possess an astonishing amount of douchebag potential and can reach stratospheric levels of twatery.

PhD students can usually back up their shit

The answer is MBA.

polkij333 wrote:PhD students can usually back up their shit

Peer reviewed journals, my ass.

HBBJohnStamos wrote:The answer is MBA.

credited.

Law students, compared to PhD students, at least consistently shower, so I find them much more tolerable on average. This probably clouds my judgment on their level of doucheness.

I don't think it's fair to lump all PhD candidates together.

Someone getting a PhD is chemical engineering is unlikely to be as big a douchebag as someone getting a PhD is musicology (which is a thing, they have a whole program at Berkeley, and it is every bit an exercise in pretension as it sounds).

OneMoreLawHopeful wrote:I don't think it's fair to lump all PhD candidates together.

Someone getting a PhD is chemical engineering is unlikely to be as big a douchebag as someone getting a PhD is musicology (which is a thing, they have a whole program at Berkeley, and it is every bit an exercise in pretension as it sounds).

Musicology is usually just a fancy name for music history and literature, which isn't quite as bad as it sounds. Granted, they are pretentious enough to call it "musicology" and it obviously reflects poor judgment that they are spending years of their life getting a degree in fucking music history.

Out of the 100 people in my section there are maybe two that I would consider douche bags.