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my firm represents plaintiffs in multi-district litigation. We also have a small general PI practice that involves typical "small cases" stemming from MVA, premise and NY Labor Laws.

Ask away.

bigger fan of ploof v. putnam or summers v. tice?

Thugpassion?

When you tell chicks what you do, do they ask if you're in the pasta business?

summers v. tice....although not my niche, hunting accidents are always great for jury verdicts.

Grizz: I just tell them my firm is the biggest linguine in town when it comes to toxic torts.

Mr. Papa: it is shoutout to tupac.

thugpassion wrote:Grizz: I just tell them my firm is the biggest linguine in town when it comes to toxic torts.

alfredo w/ bacon or a nice pesto?

thugpassion wrote:Grizz: I just tell them my firm is the biggest linguine in town when it comes to toxic torts.

Your "firm"?

Grizz wrote:

thugpassion wrote:Grizz: I just tell them my firm is the biggest linguine in town when it comes to toxic torts.

Your "firm"?

at the very least, my firm is al dente

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YourCaptain wrote:

thugpassion wrote:Grizz: I just tell them my firm is the biggest linguine in town when it comes to toxic torts.

alfredo w/ bacon or a nice pesto?

I wish we were so as subtle as a nice pesto with light clam sauce. [insert unclassy joke about a heavy cream sauce].

thugpassion wrote:

YourCaptain wrote:

thugpassion wrote:Grizz: I just tell them my firm is the biggest linguine in town when it comes to toxic torts.

alfredo w/ bacon or a nice pesto?

I wish we were so as subtle as a nice pesto with light clam sauce. [insert unclassy joke about a heavy cream sauce].

very nicely done.

do you like to bring in a brown leather suitcase or one of those wheeliebags? i assume you dont stoop down to the level of swinging in with a messenger bag

YourCaptain wrote:

thugpassion wrote:

YourCaptain wrote:

thugpassion wrote:Grizz: I just tell them my firm is the biggest linguine in town when it comes to toxic torts.

alfredo w/ bacon or a nice pesto?

I wish we were so as subtle as a nice pesto with light clam sauce. [insert unclassy joke about a heavy cream sauce].

very nicely done.

do you like to bring in a brown leather suitcase or one of those wheeliebags? i assume you dont stoop down to the level of swinging in with a messenger bag

There is nothing worse than a wheelie-bag. it just screams stewardess for a low rank airline. as an actual lawyer, i use a real briefcase. it is a leather tumi (a gift) but no straps or male-purse attachments.