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Room in 2 bdr apt available in Jersey City

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 11:48 pm
by aladdinismyprince
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Re: Room in 2 bdr apt available in Jersey City

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:09 pm
by clshopeful
feel like asking someone to pay HALF rent when you have you, your husband, and pets, is a bit much..

Re: Room in 2 bdr apt available in Jersey City

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:26 pm
by Kinky John
clshopeful wrote:feel like asking someone to pay HALF rent when you have you, your husband, and pets, is a bit much..
Everyone knows it's [(x/n + y/m) / z] * r, where n is the number of people in your room, x is the square footage of your room, m is the number of people in the apartment, y is the total square footage of the common areas, z is the total square footage of the apartment, and r is the total rent.

Duh

Re: Room in 2 bdr apt available in Jersey City

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:35 pm
by TLSDookie
clshopeful wrote:feel like asking someone to pay HALF rent when you have you, your husband, and pets, is a bit much..
It's also important not to overlook the fact this pet owner is trying to co-habitate a cat AND a dog. The ensuing territorial war between those two will be worse than the one between this miserly former law student and her spouse (who must not work either if he can't chip in a couple grand for rent.) Ultimately, the only loser here is the person who had hoped to stake claim to some impermanent piece of the living room, evidently an unreasonable expectation for $1,700/mo (but hey, in room washer and dryer!)