Funny/Amusing Client Stories
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2022 6:41 am
Before our client hired my boss, here's what happened.
Client was in federal prison. He went to the jailhouse lawyer in the prison library and asked if JL could do a motion for a sentence reduction (2255 motion). Jailhouse Lawyer said "I don't do no frivolous motions".
Our client though he said "Frevus Motions".
The following day, client went back to prison library and asked everyone, in hushed tones, if they could do a "Frevus Motion" and how much it would cost.
A few of the prisoners insisted that they had done 10 Frevus Motions and had an 80% success rate and it would only cost $50.
Client was in federal prison. He went to the jailhouse lawyer in the prison library and asked if JL could do a motion for a sentence reduction (2255 motion). Jailhouse Lawyer said "I don't do no frivolous motions".
Our client though he said "Frevus Motions".
The following day, client went back to prison library and asked everyone, in hushed tones, if they could do a "Frevus Motion" and how much it would cost.
A few of the prisoners insisted that they had done 10 Frevus Motions and had an 80% success rate and it would only cost $50.