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fml

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:29 pm
by splittermcsplit88
Met a professor (whose class I skipped) while leaving school, so I walked with her to the parking lot. She asked "where did you park?" and I said "right here," pointing to a car nearby. But, I clearly didn't drive and booked it out of there. Is she going to think I'm a lying weirdo? :oops:

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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:30 pm
by Samara
LOL

Sweet double thread.

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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:32 pm
by Br3v
splittermcsplit88 wrote:Met a professor (whose class I skipped) while leaving school, so I walked with her to the parking lot. She asked "where did you park?" and I said "right here," pointing to a car nearby. But, I clearly didn't drive and booked it out of there. Is she going to think I'm a lying weirdo? :oops:
I am so confused why you pretended to drive? But dont sweat it. 1) worse case scenario your professor realizes that everyone has these odd moments sometimes. 2) your prof thinks you parked somewhere else.

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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:39 pm
by splittermcsplit88
My awkward brain thought that I had to walk with her and could only justify that by saying I drove :cry:

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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:41 pm
by Br3v
splittermcsplit88 wrote:My awkward brain thought that I had to walk with her and could only justify that by saying I drove :cry:
Did she see you clearly not walk towards a car?

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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:45 pm
by splittermcsplit88
Well, I pointed to a car right beside me and she walked away and I booked it after she was far away. But, I'm afraid it might be a staff car she recognizes or...she might see there's no one in the car while leaving. Brain went full retard... sigh

Re: fml

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:46 pm
by Br3v
Well I will tell you one thing, youu cant do anyhting now so dont worry!

For real, worse case scenario she thinks you were nervous and pointed to the wrong car

Re: fml

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:47 pm
by Nova
Pretend it never happened

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:21 am
by whatisthewhat
You could just have been walking somewhere else nearby, and people usually don't remember what cars other people drive anyway (so she probs didn't recognize the car). Don't sweat it.

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:24 am
by Tom Joad
Yo prawf like my whip?
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:32 am
by shock259
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:38 am
by ajr
splittermcsplit88 wrote:Met a professor (whose class I skipped) while leaving school, so I walked with her to the parking lot. She asked "where did you park?" and I said "right here," pointing to a car nearby. But, I clearly didn't drive and booked it out of there. Is she going to think I'm a lying weirdo? :oops:
You could just go "buy out" that car you pointed to, whatever it takes. That way you would have only been half lying.

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:43 am
by swimmer11
You can't be serious bro

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:50 am
by splittermcsplit88
On another note, I visited another prof and I talked to her about career paths, etc, and she told me that she made 400k as a family lawyer. Am I greatly misinformed? I guess we're in a different time and legal market...but do family lawyers make a lot?

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:30 am
by thesealocust
In terms of pay, family lawyers don't make any less than potato in this sausagely sweaters evaluate.

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:43 am
by dr123
lolololololol

you prolly shoulda went further and been like "aw, shit it looks like I forgot my keys." and then pretend to call triple a

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:47 am
by ajr
splittermcsplit88 wrote:On another note, I visited another prof and I talked to her about career paths, etc, and she told me that she made 400k as a family lawyer. Am I greatly misinformed? I guess we're in a different time and legal market...but do family lawyers make a lot?
Are you hijacking your own thread or is this broadly under "fml"?

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:53 am
by Balthy
You know, I never got why people find it weird just to admit that they want to walk with someone in order to talk.

But you shouldn't sweat. I think lots of people would lie in that exact situation. Also, if law profs are anything like undergrad profs, they are used to awkward student responses.

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:07 pm
by Jimbo_Jones
Thread fails to address the most pertinent issue: Is she hot?

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:12 pm
by Bronte
superdingle2000 wrote:You know, I never got why people find it weird just to admit that they want to walk with someone in order to talk.

But you shouldn't sweat. I think lots of people would lie in that exact situation. Also, if law profs are anything like undergrad profs, they are used to awkward student responses.
Uhh, it's really not a big deal, but I don't think most people would lie in that situation. How about, "oh, I'm on foot"?

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:21 pm
by eweller
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:24 pm
by cinephile
splittermcsplit88 wrote:On another note, I visited another prof and I talked to her about career paths, etc, and she told me that she made 400k as a family lawyer. Am I greatly misinformed? I guess we're in a different time and legal market...but do family lawyers make a lot?
No. And I think I recall learning that there are no contingency fees regarding alimony or child support.

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:12 pm
by kalvano
cinephile wrote:
splittermcsplit88 wrote:On another note, I visited another prof and I talked to her about career paths, etc, and she told me that she made 400k as a family lawyer. Am I greatly misinformed? I guess we're in a different time and legal market...but do family lawyers make a lot?
No. And I think I recall learning that there are no contingency fees regarding alimony or child support.
They can. It entirely depends on where you work and what they do.

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:06 pm
by Ludo!
I'm still confused about why you wanted to walk to the parking lot with your professor?

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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:35 pm
by FloridaCoastalorbust
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