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You get out of class at 7 and you're hammered by 7:30

I'm pretty sure the title of this thread should be "You know you're an alcoholic when..."

mrloblaw wrote:I'm pretty sure the title of this thread should be "You know you're an alcoholic when..."

^ 180

...you have no summer job and no prospects for getting one.

mrloblaw wrote:I'm pretty sure the title of this thread should be "You know you're an alcoholic when..."

....you're used to arrogance and it makes you laugh

It's 8:45 and not a single fuck was given all day.

there are classes you havent read for all semester

..also, there are 3 weeks until finals and you are on tls posting in a thread like this.

wow except the alcoholism all of these sound so true. no job, no prospects, haven't read for classes, haven't attended classes, no outlines.

a valid excuse for not studying is doing laundry.

...when 3 weeks before finals you're still unsure about what has been covered in classes and never bothered to recover the syllabus you lost to find out.

MTal wrote:...you have no summer job and no prospects for getting one.

You dropped out of law school years ago. Do you feel the need to post here to tell yourself you made the right decision? Why bother posting if not to provide advice?

MTal wrote:...you have no summer job and no prospects for getting one.

Just curious how I can also become a professional troll...

zeth006 wrote:

MTal wrote:...you have no summer job and no prospects for getting one.

You dropped out of law school years ago. Do you feel the need to post here to tell yourself you made the right decision? Why bother posting if not to provide advice?

did this person seriously drop out of law school years ago and still posts on a forum for law students? if so I think the answer to whether he made the rt decision is clearly no, bc doesnt seem like he has much else going on after that...

FryBreadPower wrote:

MTal wrote:...you have no summer job and no prospects for getting one.

Just curious how I can also become a professional troll...

1. Drop out of law school.
2. Spend years in shame between telling yourself you made the right decision and telling all your family and friends that you're a quitter
3. Make an account on TLS and post a 100+ variations of "You're in law school, so you're fucked from the start" as a means of repairing your shattered ego.
4. ????
5. Profit!

snailio wrote:

mrloblaw wrote:I'm pretty sure the title of this thread should be "You know you're an alcoholic when..."

^ 180

160 at best. The joke was obvious.

MTal wrote:...you have no summer job and no prospects for getting one.

That doesn't accurately reflect the situation of the vast majority of students on this forum. Perhaps your message would be better directed at a forum where it would actually be of use to the students.

You know you're a 2L when it's 3-4 weeks before a final and Thursday nights are spent starting "outlines" while watching football/NBC comedies.

You haven't bought a casebook for 4 of your 5 classes

desertlaw wrote:You know you're a 2L when it's 3-4 weeks before a final and Thursday nights are spent with no outlines while watching football/CBS comedies.

FTFM.

RodneyBoonfield wrote:You get out of class at 7 9:00 and you're hammered by 7:30

Fixed for DesertFox & me

You bought $100 worth of supplements last week...

...only to realize you have no motivation this week...

...and plan to return them next week so you can buy Christmas gifts.