Wow, Cooley has a sense of humor Forum

[ResolutePear]

Whatever, it's not like people that attend these schools are actually in the running for meaningful jobs anyway. Yeah it's fucked up, but as long as they aren't taking my jerbs.

Somebody I know graduated from UMiami last year. Now has a $10/hr job with 120k in loans.

Yeah well that sucks to be him, but did he not do great at Miami? If I were anywhere close to median after 1L, I would have dropped out in a heartbeat. Thankfully, I did pretty fucking well.

Shit happens, I guess.

Maybe she had a job lined up and it fell through?

[Helmholtz]

Whatever, it's not like people that attend these schools are actually in the running for meaningful jobs anyway. Yeah it's fucked up, but as long as they aren't taking my jerbs.

Somebody I know graduated from UMiami last year. Now has a $10/hr job with 120k in loans.

Employed and making dollars above minimum wage? See, now I just feel like you're outright taunting Cooley grads.

[OnceUponAMemo]

Exactly, that's why I was saying none of the ABA people would stick around (only AMA). There has to be some way to give them the law schools too.

AMA will never get their hands dirty with the ABA; they don't know anything about law schools.

But maybe if the ABA is fired, the NALP can step in, and maybe they'll be better. Right now, almost anything would be better than the ABA.

This could happen before too long.....

http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog ... y-sue.html

I know the suit is addressing a different topic and has yet to be filed, but we can hope right?

[ResolutePear]

Whatever, it's not like people that attend these schools are actually in the running for meaningful jobs anyway. Yeah it's fucked up, but as long as they aren't taking my jerbs.

Somebody I know graduated from UMiami last year. Now has a $10/hr job with 120k in loans.

Employed and making dollars above minimum wage? See, now I just feel like you're outright taunting Cooley grads.

I'm only human.

[OnceUponAMemo]

Employed and making dollars above minimum wage? See, now I just feel like you're outright taunting Cooley grads.

Made me lol.

[Hippononymous]

WAYNE STATE BITCHES!


Also, I made $10/hour in High School. Anyone who can't make more than that with two degrees sucks to start with.

[FeelTheHeat]

WAYNE STATE BITCHES!


Also, I made $10/hour in High School. Anyone who can't make more than that with two degrees sucks to start with.

Yup. It's why I don't buy into that bullshit. When I worked at the county courthouse I asked my supervisor how many applicants she got for each case management position (as entry-level as possible) @ $37k I believe, and she said 7-10 tops. Also, 4 got promoted in the 4 months I was there. That was last year at this time.

[NotMyRealName09]

Say what you want, but Cooley knows how to make $$$. I bet Florida International is SO PISSED!

[ResolutePear]

Say what you want, but Cooley knows how to make $$$. I bet Florida International is SO PISSED!

Why?

Both unranked(Well, FIU's now ranked 132. lulz), one costs 200k while the other costs 25k.

Hm, stiff competition right there.

[NotMyRealName09]

WAYNE STATE BITCHES!


Also, I made $10/hour in High School. Anyone who can't make more than that with two degrees sucks to start with.

MSU 4 EVER.

Newsweek what?

[Mickey Quicknumbers]

Say what you want, but Cooley knows how to make $$$. I bet Florida International is SO PISSED!

FIU is an entirely different part of Florida, and neither school has a reach of more than 600 yards, so I doubt they're going to be stepping on each other's toes.

[AffordablePrep]

If one of Cooley's schools could get ranked in the tier one someway somehow, it would likely help the whole franchise as students would spend money happily to attend Cooley: Tampa, etc.

[FeelTheHeat]

If one of Cooley's schools could get ranked in the tier one someway somehow, it would likely help the whole franchise as students would spend money happily to attend Cooley: Tampa, etc.

If my dick grew 6 inches I'd be a famous porn star

[ResolutePear]

Say what you want, but Cooley knows how to make $$$. I bet Florida International is SO PISSED!

FIU is an entirely different part of Florida, and neither school has a reach of more than 600 yards, so I doubt they're going to be stepping on each other's toes.

As if FIU and Cooley law grads can get a jerb in their respective law schools.

[ResolutePear]

If one of Cooley's schools could get ranked in the tier one someway somehow, it would likely help the whole franchise as students would spend money happily to attend Cooley: Tampa, etc.

If my dick grew 6 inches I'd be a famous porn star

I would ask for girth. You can never go wrong with hip-splitting girth.

[Bildungsroman]

Say what you want, but Cooley knows how to make $$$. I bet Florida International is SO PISSED!

FIU is an entirely different part of Florida, and neither school has a reach of more than 600 yards, so I doubt they're going to be stepping on each other's toes.

I doubt Florida has any shortage of students with terrible qualifications who would be willing to go deeply into debt for law school, judging by their 11 law schools (most of which are awful) that still have to turn people away.

[NotMyRealName09]

Say what you want, but Cooley knows how to make $$$. I bet Florida International is SO PISSED!

Why?

Both unranked(Well, FIU's now ranked 132. lulz), one costs 200k while the other costs 25k.

Hm, stiff competition right there.

Yeah, but they both attract minimally qualified individuals from across the country. Do you not understand supply and demand? You graduate undergrad, can barely pass the LSAT, and have been telling people you are going to lawschool, you might choose to go to Cooley Tampa versus FIU. Is that really unimaginable?

Like I said, if Cooley sold stock, it would actually be a good investment. Those people are expanding like shit.

[ResolutePear]

Say what you want, but Cooley knows how to make $$$. I bet Florida International is SO PISSED!

FIU is an entirely different part of Florida, and neither school has a reach of more than 600 yards, so I doubt they're going to be stepping on each other's toes.

I doubt Florida has any shortage of students with terrible qualifications who would be willing to go deeply into debt for law school, judging by their 11 law schools (most of which are awful) that still have to turn people away.

I know people in FIU who got turned down by FIU Law because their LSAT was too low. It happens.

[AffordablePrep]

Say what you want, but Cooley knows how to make $$$. I bet Florida International is SO PISSED!

FIU is an entirely different part of Florida, and neither school has a reach of more than 600 yards, so I doubt they're going to be stepping on each other's toes.

None of these schools have 100% acceptance rates so I'm sure they'll just accept more applicants if $ was an issue.

[FeelTheHeat]

If one of Cooley's schools could get ranked in the tier one someway somehow, it would likely help the whole franchise as students would spend money happily to attend Cooley: Tampa, etc.

If my dick grew 6 inches I'd be a famous porn star

I would ask for girth. You can never go wrong with hip-splitting girth.

Criminally underrated

[NotMyRealName09]

Say what you want, but Cooley knows how to make $$$. I bet Florida International is SO PISSED!

FIU is an entirely different part of Florida, and neither school has a reach of more than 600 yards, so I doubt they're going to be stepping on each other's toes.

I doubt Florida has any shortage of students with terrible qualifications who would be willing to go deeply into debt for law school, judging by their 11 law schools (most of which are awful) that still have to turn people away.

I know people in FIU who got turned down by FIU Law because their LSAT was too low. It happens.

And Cooley will gladly pick up the slack. I bet Cooley Tampa will have mad sluts in attendance. Lord knows Cooley Lansing does....

[Mickey Quicknumbers]

Say what you want, but Cooley knows how to make $$$. I bet Florida International is SO PISSED!

FIU is an entirely different part of Florida, and neither school has a reach of more than 600 yards, so I doubt they're going to be stepping on each other's toes.

As if FIU and Cooley law grads can get a jerb in their respective law schools.

I'm honestly bewildered as to what jobs anyone graduating from cooley tampa could possibly get except ones that are entirely dependent on nepotism. Tampa already only has like 60 legal jobs opening up a year for all 200 kids of stetson + UF/FSU and whoever else from any other school with contacts who wants one.

[ResolutePear]

Say what you want, but Cooley knows how to make $$$. I bet Florida International is SO PISSED!

Why?

Both unranked(Well, FIU's now ranked 132. lulz), one costs 200k while the other costs 25k.

Hm, stiff competition right there.

Yeah, but they both attract minimally qualified individuals from across the country. Do you not understand supply and demand? You graduate undergrad, can barely pass the LSAT, and have been telling people you are going to lawschool, you might choose to go to Cooley Tampa versus FIU. Is that really unimaginable?

I guess I don't understand supply and demand.

Both schools have about equal credentials(unranked), but Cooley is a private institution(6-figure debt) vs. FIU which is a public institution(~30k, realistically. Minus any non-stipulated scholarships, of course.) This is a very tough position for a student accepted to both schools to decide on.

[Mickey Quicknumbers]

Say what you want, but Cooley knows how to make $$$. I bet Florida International is SO PISSED!

FIU is an entirely different part of Florida, and neither school has a reach of more than 600 yards, so I doubt they're going to be stepping on each other's toes.

None of these schools have 100% acceptance rates so I'm sure they'll just accept more applicants if $ was an issue.

I have no clue what this post has anything to do with anything.

[AffordablePrep]

in response to FIU caring even if they were in the same part of florida.