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What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:45 am
by evilgenius
So you just finished 1L. You're in the bottom 10% of your non-T14 class...OR .... you've studied your ass off all year, did very well (or at least ok), but realized that law just isn't the field for you.
What's your back-up plan? Driving a taxi? Opening an alternative health clinic? becoming a chef?
Go!
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:48 am
by doyleoil
Mafia henchman.
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:50 am
by jmhendri
marriage
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:51 am
by sibley
oh god. that's like... 1 out of every 10 students isn't it. that's pretty good odds.
the chef option actually sounds like a nice alternative to killing myself. or becoming an illustrious author.
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:53 am
by Ty Webb
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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:55 am
by deadpanic
Take the rest of my student loans and start a law school. Or an insurance company. Two of the easiest ponzi schemes I'm aware of.
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:55 am
by doyleoil
Ty Webb wrote:--ImageRemoved--
Nice try, Ty, but your answer should have referenced the lumber industry.
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:57 am
by jmhendri
deadpanic wrote:Take the rest of my student loans and start a law school. Or an insurance company. Two of the easiest ponzi schemes I'm aware of.
YES! WIN!!
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:00 pm
by Ty Webb
doyleoil wrote:Ty Webb wrote:--ImageRemoved--
Nice try, Ty, but your answer should have referenced the lumber industry.
"I'm not sure where they are."
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:00 pm
by ViIIager
Team up with a fat, gay liberal to start a law gossip blog. Maybe call it BesidetheFlaw.com?
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:12 pm
by evilgenius
ViIIager wrote:Team up with a fat, gay liberal to start a law gossip blog. Maybe call it BesidetheFlaw.com?
Would you partner with a slim gay liberal? If so, I'm in!
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:42 pm
by Bosque
Shepherd in New Zealand.
That is ALWAYS my backup plan.
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:46 pm
by joesrevenge
Become a pranking hospital janitor
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:47 pm
by sibley
joesrevenge wrote:Become a pranking hospital janitor
I like that show.
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:50 pm
by chicagolaw2013
Crack whore.
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:51 pm
by TigerBeer
set up and run a prostitution ring, then get busted because I didn't learn enough law to navigate the loopholes
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:53 pm
by Always Credited
5-0 son.
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:33 pm
by chup
B-School.
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:38 pm
by 12262010
suicide
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:38 pm
by kk19131
Affirmative Action
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:06 am
by Duralex
"Hey Mav, you got the number for that truck driving school we saw on TV last night? I might need that."
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:10 am
by CyLaw
Supervillian.
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:54 am
by TTH
The French Foreign Legion
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:56 am
by chicagolaw2013
Being as fucking drunk as I am fucking NOW.
Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:53 pm
by Antipodean
Bosque wrote:Shepherd in New Zealand.
That is ALWAYS my backup plan.
Got any experience with sheep and/or farm animals?