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ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:43 pm
by acdisagod
Yale: You have been the highest ranked law school for years, but every non-lawyer thinks your Harvard's bitch
Harvard: You have all the lay prestige in the world, but you can't beat out Yale in the rankings
STTTandford: Your're the school for babies who can't handle Harvard's weather
Columbia:Harvard rejects
NYU:Columbia rejects
Chicago:Where fun goes to die and the only thing that goes down on you is your gpa.
Upenn: Get off the fucking weed
Berkley: Fucking hippies
Northwestern: Everytime I visit some 3L yells: Get off my lawn you whipersnapper
Michigan: Win a football game
Duke: You have been repeatedly named the douchiest school in the nation
UVA: Softball, please, play a real sport.
Cornell: Suicide University
GeorgeTTTown: The Caboose of the T13, what a diploma mill
Defend them or feel free to insult these TTT instiutions
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:46 pm
by creamedcats
acdisagod wrote:GeorgeTTTown: The Abandoned Railway Switching Station on the way to the T12
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:48 pm
by jmaan
To be fair, softball is pretty fun

Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:06 am
by flyingpanda
jmaan wrote:To be fair, softball is pretty fun

Lol, I just realized who you are.
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:17 am
by Non-Lawyer Lawyer
acdisagod wrote:Yale: You have been the highest ranked law school for years, but every non-lawyer thinks your Harvard's bitch
Harvard: You have all the lay prestige in the world, but you can't beat out Yale in the rankings
STTTandford: Your're the school for babies who can't handle Harvard's weather
Columbia:Harvard rejects
NYU:Columbia rejects
Chicago:Where fun goes to die and the only thing that goes down on you is your gpa.
Upenn: Get off the fucking weed
Berkley: Fucking hippies
Northwestern: Everytime I visit some 3L yells: Get off my lawn you whipersnapper
Michigan: Win a football game
Duke: You have been repeatedly named the douchiest school in the nation
UVA: Softball, please, play a real sport.
Cornell: Suicide University
GeorgeTTTown: The Caboose of the T13, what a diploma mill
Defend them or feel free to insult these TTT instiutions
I don't understand...is this tongue-in-cheek or serious? It's not that funny either way.
.2/10 (only beause you obviously took the time to type it all out and maybe even thing of your "witty" one-liners to accompany each school.)
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:23 am
by sccjnthn
I understood most of them but what's with the Penn weed reference.
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:25 am
by hellokitty
So, what exactly is wrong with being a hippie?

Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:28 am
by KibblesAndVick
sccjnthn wrote:I understood most of them but what's with the Penn weed reference.
+1. I think a jab at the city of Philadelphia is TCR. (Even though I love Philly....)
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:30 am
by KibblesAndVick
hellokitty wrote:So, what exactly is wrong with being a hippie?

They're all from Berkley

Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:36 am
by Georgiana
KibblesAndVick wrote:sccjnthn wrote:I understood most of them but what's with the Penn weed reference.
+1. I think a jab at the city of Philadelphia is TCR. (Even though I love Philly....)
+2 making fun of Philly was definitely the way to go... I wasn't aware of a weed stigma...
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:38 am
by BlueCivic
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:38 am
by Flanker1067
hellokitty wrote:So, what exactly is wrong with being a hippie?

Lack of personal hygiene and a general air of superiority coupled with regular histrionics. Sometimes also drug users who are completely unproductive and irrelevant in society.
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:39 am
by scribelaw
The Chicago one was pretty funny.
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:43 am
by acdisagod
Yea, the Chicago one is pretty much the only one where I didn't fail at humor. And yes, this was tongue in cheek, it wasn't serious at all. The Penn one was a shot at Philly, not the school.
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:43 am
by hellokitty
Flanker1067 wrote:hellokitty wrote:So, what exactly is wrong with being a hippie?

Lack of personal hygiene and a general air of superiority coupled with regular histrionics. Sometimes also drug users who are completely unproductive and irrelevant in society.
Pfft. Here are a few of my favorite definitions a la urbandictionary:
One who embraces life to the fullest. Promotes peace, love and happiness, but sure as hell sticks up for what they believe in. Anyone can be a hippie, not just that dirty dread-locked tie-dyed pothead with the dead shirt on. HIPPIES ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!!
One who looks upon all of these negative definitions and shakes his head thinking how sad it must be to no longer have the ability to dream of a world that we were all taught to strive for as children. One who loves everyone without prejudice.
A person with a non-conformist state of mind. non-conformist in the sense that they don't conform to the socially accepted, but in return conform to other hippies with the same peace of mind ideaology. not always disillusioned by the use of psychedelics, marajuana, or other drugs. which is a common misconception. their common ambitions are for a utopia. they are anti war, many are vegeterian, and act in non violent protest (if they do use violence they are hypocritical) it is unfair to make steriotypes of these people who just want to live their lives with equality and love, and peace.
One who believes in values such as peace, love, and happiness. However, the rest of the world can not seem to grasp these concepts and chose war, hate, and misery. Thus, they despise the ways of the hippies.
I don't see any problems

Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:51 am
by lshopeful3232
acdisagod wrote:Yea, the Chicago one is pretty much the only one where I didn't fail at humor. And yes, this was tongue in cheek, it wasn't serious at all. The Penn one was a shot at Philly, not the school.
yeah you didnt fail at humor because you didnt make it up yourself. that's been the old uchicago joke (esp their ug) forever!
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:00 pm
by ze2151
if you want to jab penn, might i recommend:
Penn: we're ivy league! seriously! we are! come on! please respect us... please!!! please give us a reason to be as arrogant as we want to be.
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:02 pm
by jarofsoup
Flanker1067 wrote:hellokitty wrote:So, what exactly is wrong with being a hippie?

Lack of personal hygiene and a general air of superiority coupled with regular histrionics. Sometimes also drug users who are completely unproductive and irrelevant in society.
Meth heads are really productive in their first year of addiction. Then the dribble off.
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:03 pm
by Flanker1067
hellokitty wrote:Flanker1067 wrote:hellokitty wrote:So, what exactly is wrong with being a hippie?

Lack of personal hygiene and a general air of superiority coupled with regular histrionics. Sometimes also drug users who are completely unproductive and irrelevant in society.
Pfft. Here are a few of my favorite definitions a la urbandictionary:
One who embraces life to the fullest. Promotes peace, love and happiness, but sure as hell sticks up for what they believe in. Anyone can be a hippie, not just that dirty dread-locked tie-dyed pothead with the dead shirt on. HIPPIES ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!!
One who looks upon all of these negative definitions and shakes his head thinking how sad it must be to no longer have the ability to dream of a world that we were all taught to strive for as children. One who loves everyone without prejudice.
A person with a non-conformist state of mind. non-conformist in the sense that they don't conform to the socially accepted, but in return conform to other hippies with the same peace of mind ideaology. not always disillusioned by the use of psychedelics, marajuana, or other drugs. which is a common misconception. their common ambitions are for a utopia. they are anti war, many are vegeterian, and act in non violent protest (if they do use violence they are hypocritical) it is unfair to make steriotypes of these people who just want to live their lives with equality and love, and peace.
One who believes in values such as peace, love, and happiness. However, the rest of the world can not seem to grasp these concepts and chose war, hate, and misery. Thus, they despise the ways of the hippies.
I don't see any problems

Hahaha, even this definition oozes with a better than thou attitude. Also, they regularly claim they want equality, love and peace using histrionics, when in fact they only want that if the "equality" doesn't compromise their current lifestyle.
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:04 pm
by hellokitty
jarofsoup wrote:Flanker1067 wrote:hellokitty wrote:So, what exactly is wrong with being a hippie?

Lack of personal hygiene and a general air of superiority coupled with regular histrionics. Sometimes also drug users who are completely unproductive and irrelevant in society.
Meth heads are really productive in their first year of addiction. Then the dribble off.
Since when do hippies do meth?? Hippies do weed, LSD, you know, things that expand your mind. What you just described sounds more like a drug addict.

Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:06 pm
by 98234872348
hellokitty wrote:Since when do hippies do meth?? Hippies do weed, LSD, you know, things that expand your mind. What you just described sounds more like a drug addict.

The words hippie and drug addict are far from mutually exclusive, hth.
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:10 pm
by Flanker1067
mistergoft wrote:hellokitty wrote:Since when do hippies do meth?? Hippies do weed, LSD, you know, things that expand your mind. What you just described sounds more like a drug addict.

The words hippie and drug addict are far from mutually exclusive, hth.
This is true but claiming that hippies are druggies is not realistic nor is it productive. This makes hippies who don't do drugs feel even more superior to you, because they believe that they proved your stereotype wrong and that they have all the good aspects of being a hippie and none of the bad. This in fact is not true. They still make false claims both about themselves (what they "want" and strive for) and others (thing like "people just want love and affection").
Edited for clarity.
Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:17 pm
by sundevil77
hellokitty wrote:Flanker1067 wrote:hellokitty wrote:So, what exactly is wrong with being a hippie?

Lack of personal hygiene and a general air of superiority coupled with regular histrionics. Sometimes also drug users who are completely unproductive and irrelevant in society.
Pfft. Here are a few of my favorite definitions a la urbandictionary:
One who embraces life to the fullest. Promotes peace, love and happiness, but sure as hell sticks up for what they believe in. Anyone can be a hippie, not just that dirty dread-locked tie-dyed pothead with the dead shirt on. HIPPIES ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!!
One who looks upon all of these negative definitions and shakes his head thinking how sad it must be to no longer have the ability to dream of a world that we were all taught to strive for as children. One who loves everyone without prejudice.
A person with a non-conformist state of mind. non-conformist in the sense that they don't conform to the socially accepted, but in return conform to other hippies with the same peace of mind ideaology. not always disillusioned by the use of psychedelics, marajuana, or other drugs. which is a common misconception. their common ambitions are for a utopia. they are anti war, many are vegeterian, and act in non violent protest (if they do use violence they are hypocritical) it is unfair to make steriotypes of these people who just want to live their lives with equality and love, and peace.
One who believes in values such as peace, love, and happiness. However, the rest of the world can not seem to grasp these concepts and chose war, hate, and misery. Thus, they despise the ways of the hippies.
I don't see any problems

I see a problem....serious spell check fail on the part of hippies. No WAY they can be lawyers with that type of effort.

Re: ITT T14students defend their TTT
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:23 pm
by hellokitty
To be fair, those were just regular hippies and not future lawyer hippies. Future lawyer hippies would have certainly run a spell check before submitting.