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I need the gunner stories
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:12 pm
by usuaggie
I have a fiction story due in a week for undergrad. I decided to write a short story on law school, and since I'm supposed to show what it is really like, I would like some horribly bad gunner stories. Something that a non future LS student could find humor in. Help a lazy writer out?
Re: I need the gunner stories
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:15 pm
by GATORTIM
are you too lazy to use the "search" function on TLS?...gunners are well documented
Re: I need the gunner stories
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:18 pm
by A'nold
One of my favorites is using a quill and ink in class. I would also recommend sending all correspondence with a melted seal with a stamp of your face on it. Use this method to correspond w/ your professors instead of email and insist in your letter that a professor drop a return letter in your mailbox.
Re: I need the gunner stories
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:18 pm
by mallard
This might be plagiarism but there's a hilarious thread about gunner tactics on autoadmit somewhere.
Re: I need the gunner stories
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:47 pm
by kings84_wr
we had a really long thread from last semester that was filled with gunner stories
Re: I need the gunner stories
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:03 pm
by mac.empress
GATORTIM wrote:are you too lazy to use the "search" function on TLS?...gunners are well documented
+1
I was gonna say this. But a lot meaner
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Re: I need the gunner stories
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:09 pm
by cubswin
kings84_wr wrote:we had a really long thread from last semester that was filled with gunner stories
At one point, people were making gunner haikus. My favorite 7-syllable line was
"As a libertarian..."
Re: I need the gunner stories
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:10 pm
by Cavalier
This is all you need to know: --LinkRemoved--
Re: I need the gunner stories
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:11 pm
by mallard
Cavalier wrote:This is all you need to know: --LinkRemoved--
That's the one!
Re: I need the gunner stories
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:19 pm
by cubswin
I especially liked these:
Read all of the professor's law review articles. During class, argue with the professor about why his thesis in each of them was completely wrong.
Make a 500 page outline. Tell everyone about it, and make it known that you're not going to share it and are terrified it will be stolen.
Keep a chart estimating each of your classmate's odds of being in the top 10%. Make it roughly the size of a seating chart and update it whenever someone talks in class.
Re: I need the gunner stories
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:22 pm
by Cavalier
Haha, the last one would be great, especially if the people around you can see you updating it in class.
Re: I need the gunner stories
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:06 pm
by vamedic03
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