This is not the profession to come to if you are looking for "good" hours or "easy" work. Its just not. People out there assume a lot of things about being a lawyer and many of these things have no basis in reality.. Some Common myths:
- Gov't jobs are "easier" and not as hard to obtain:
Tehe. No. They tend to be pretty damn competitive, especially in bigger markets. I could have worked my way into one of the DAs offices in NYC (not Manhattan), but that's because I have a serious In. If you're simply trying to get in their on your sharp skills, good grades and SUPER-DUPER interviewing skills... Line up in back of the other 3000 to 5000 candidates that get denied EACH YEAR. These jobs are not easy to come by.
- Midlaw means "mid-pay" and "Mid-hours":
This is another one thats pretty funny. I work in midlaw. The pay is ok.. About 70k to start. The office is nice. Mentoring is good. There are LESS (not no) insane partners. However, just because the pay is half biglaw "market" doesn't mean the hours drop off.. Last week I left the office once before 7pm.. two nights after 9pm, one night probably around 8:30pm and one night I strolled out the door around mid-night. When you are a young lawyer in a firm, you work late when need be. Thats just the way it is. You need to bill hours and the way you bill hours is by making yourself available to the partners that have work to dole out...
6pm rolls around:
Partner: New Assoicate.. I need a motion for a protective order on this 200-demand notice for discovery and inspection.
New Associate: Yes partner, when do you need that by?
Partner: Well it was served 19 days ago, are you busy tonight?
New Associate: (realizing that you only have 20-days to object to discovery), of course not, i'll take care of it...
And there goes your night... And don't even bother trying to figure out why he gave it to you 19 days after it was served, instead of 17 days ago when it showed up on his desk from the mail room. There is no answer to that. Its not even worth thinking about. Its just the way it works.
- All Lawyers hate their lives:
Also not true. My friends think I'm crazy for working the hours that I do and frankly, I might be. But a) I like the financial benefits down the line; b) I like competition and litigation provides that for me at work; c) I think wandering around a marketing firm trying to figure out best how to sell fucking chewing-gum and condoms is a waste of intelect; and d) What else was I really doing on a random Wed ad 7pm that I couldn't be here anyway.
- All JDs eventually find legal employment:
TONS do not. They give up. Each year, a large number of grads try to find legal employment, fail, and walk away from it all. Its the reality of the situation. Finding legal employment can be difficult and in some cases impossible. Even small shoddy plaintiff's shops can be picky when their are 40K + newly minted JDs each year. Walking out of a law school with median grades does not = job.
- Only associates work really hard, once you're a partner, its all gravy:
Partner work VERY hard. Its just a different kind of work. Believe me, they work, a lot. And the stress is tremendous. Moreover, they became partner by being good associates, which meant they were working pretty hard when they started too.
The bottom line.. Law school is not a magical cure-all. Getting ahead in law requires the same, (and in some cases more) skills than many other professions. Simply having a JD does not cut it. You have to work hard to get ahead.. Working hard takes its tole on people, which is why many people assume that lawyers are beyond unhappy. I'm not unhappy, I just refuse to paint a rosy picture that is untrue. When someone asks me
what being a lawyer is like, I tell them in a fair and honest way.