Anyone at Cooley worried?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2022 10:53 pm
With the stealth layoffs, slow/no work, low hours... what's the outlook for junior levels?
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Smells like cope. You bring on SAs with the expectation that all will accept. 40% acceptance is just a weird number that makes no sense. Sure, sometimes ppl go elsewhere in 3L, or clerk, or whatever. But you also usually have people coming in (eg I interviewed with Cooley as 3L). The norm in reputable firms is that unless you're a creep you at least get a cold offer.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:37 pmI can confirm that more law students accepted SA offers at Cooley than expected last summer (acceptance rate jumped from like 40-70%) so the extra large summer classes coupled with the market slowdown may have driven them to give more no-offers than usual.They also hired like crazy in corporate the last couple of years so it’s not totally surprising they’re starting to layoff some of the low performers.
Source - I’m at Cooley and the one summer we no-offered in our office was actually pretty egregious but probably would’ve skated by in a boom year. Also the few layoffs I know of were all people that were well known throughout the group for being poor performers so they weren’t surprising.
Basically not worried yet, but TBD on how long this lasts…
I feel like in a firm with big classes, no-offering like one person can be chalked up to the frequency of creeps.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:49 pmSmells like cope. You bring on SAs with the expectation that all will accept. 40% acceptance is just a weird number that makes no sense. Sure, sometimes ppl go elsewhere in 3L, or clerk, or whatever. But you also usually have people coming in (eg I interviewed with Cooley as 3L). The norm in reputable firms is that unless you're a creep you at least get a cold offer.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:37 pmI can confirm that more law students accepted SA offers at Cooley than expected last summer (acceptance rate jumped from like 40-70%) so the extra large summer classes coupled with the market slowdown may have driven them to give more no-offers than usual.They also hired like crazy in corporate the last couple of years so it’s not totally surprising they’re starting to layoff some of the low performers.
Source - I’m at Cooley and the one summer we no-offered in our office was actually pretty egregious but probably would’ve skated by in a boom year. Also the few layoffs I know of were all people that were well known throughout the group for being poor performers so they weren’t surprising.
Basically not worried yet, but TBD on how long this lasts…
Underappreciated post.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:05 amAnonymous for obvious reasons. I don’t work at Cooley but I can confirm that Cooley no offered this summer.
[Source: a friend of mine works at Cooley and said he/she saw a TLS post that there have been no offers at Cooley]
I agree that firms need to think long term to some extent, but no one can hire in 2015 based on what they think will happen in 2021. That's just not realistic. It's not underhiring in 2015 if 6 years later conditions have changed such that they need more staff. Sure, don't knee jerk overreact to two months, but you absolutely don't know they'll be short staffed again in 4 years. And I'm not convinced by the reputational damage argument ("Latham" has become a shorthand, but there are also a ton of people in another thread saying Latham has the best culture in the V10. Not sure what long term damage the firm has suffered, or even really short term damage).Anonymous User wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 1:28 amI sort of agree that the hiring process is silly but what are you going to do about it. Firms should really be thinking about the long term. They were understaffed in 2021 because in 2015 they underhired. If you start firing (and no offering is firing) because of two months slowdown you're gonna be short staffed again in 4 years. And you suffer long term reputational damage for good measure.
lmaoAnonymous User wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:05 amAnonymous for obvious reasons. I don’t work at Cooley but I can confirm that Cooley no offered this summer.
[Source: a friend of mine works at Cooley and said he/she saw a TLS post that there have been no offers at Cooley]
Can confirm that they no offered 3 summers in Palo Alto. Out of 4 Chinese summers, 3 got no offered, and only them 3. And they have green cards so it's not a visa sponsorship issue.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:57 pmHeard secondhand that there were at least 4 no-offers this summer in the Bay Area. No obviously egregious behavior to warrant them either.
Beautiful. The Cooley concern thread has fully merged with the "Is there discrimination against Asians in biglaw" thread.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:02 amCan confirm that they no offered 3 summers in Palo Alto. Out of 4 Chinese summers, 3 got no offered, and only them 3. And they have green cards so it's not a visa sponsorship issue.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:57 pmHeard secondhand that there were at least 4 no-offers this summer in the Bay Area. No obviously egregious behavior to warrant them either.
I didn't say it's explicit discrimination, but it's still not a great look.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 12:44 pmBeautiful. The Cooley concern thread has fully merged with the "Is there discrimination against Asians in biglaw" thread.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:02 amCan confirm that they no offered 3 summers in Palo Alto. Out of 4 Chinese summers, 3 got no offered, and only them 3. And they have green cards so it's not a visa sponsorship issue.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:57 pmHeard secondhand that there were at least 4 no-offers this summer in the Bay Area. No obviously egregious behavior to warrant them either.
Yikes.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:02 amCan confirm that they no offered 3 summers in Palo Alto. Out of 4 Chinese summers, 3 got no offered, and only them 3. And they have green cards so it's not a visa sponsorship issue.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:57 pmHeard secondhand that there were at least 4 no-offers this summer in the Bay Area. No obviously egregious behavior to warrant them either.
How many total summers were there in Palo Alto?Anonymous User wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:02 amCan confirm that they no offered 3 summers in Palo Alto. Out of 4 Chinese summers, 3 got no offered, and only them 3. And they have green cards so it's not a visa sponsorship issue.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:57 pmHeard secondhand that there were at least 4 no-offers this summer in the Bay Area. No obviously egregious behavior to warrant them either.
20-ish so a substantial proportionAnonymous User wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 9:21 pmHow many total summers were there in Palo Alto?Anonymous User wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:02 amCan confirm that they no offered 3 summers in Palo Alto. Out of 4 Chinese summers, 3 got no offered, and only them 3. And they have green cards so it's not a visa sponsorship issue.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:57 pmHeard secondhand that there were at least 4 no-offers this summer in the Bay Area. No obviously egregious behavior to warrant them either.
Around 30 2Ls actually. Still a significant proportion though. And yes this did happen. Source: summered thereAnonymous User wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:16 pm20-ish so a substantial proportionAnonymous User wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 9:21 pmHow many total summers were there in Palo Alto?Anonymous User wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:02 amCan confirm that they no offered 3 summers in Palo Alto. Out of 4 Chinese summers, 3 got no offered, and only them 3. And they have green cards so it's not a visa sponsorship issue.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:57 pmHeard secondhand that there were at least 4 no-offers this summer in the Bay Area. No obviously egregious behavior to warrant them either.
Yeah maybe I am just coping. But what else am I supposed to do? I love my job, I enjoy the people I work with, I like most of my clients and after the hot crazy mess that was the last two years, I’m honestly just enjoying the breather. I’m sure things will pick up again eventually and if they don’t, I’ll figure it out then.Anonymous User wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:27 amThere’s a lot of cope happening in this thread by the one Cooley attorney. No offering a bunch of summers is a sign of a firm that is struggling and the partnership is being reactive. Period.