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My firm says that until I pass the bar, I have to publicly hold myself out as a "law clerk." However, that makes it sound like I do support work for a five-figure salary. I want to the ladies to know that I'm a big fish. Will I be putting myself at risk by describing myself as "Associate Attorney at Large Law Firm" in my Tinder bio? Also, ladies of the forum, can I disclose my salary in my bio rather than my height?

Truly artful trolling starts a little more subtly and then works its way up, almost savoring the act; you can't just hammer it in immediately. That said, I think this will be sufficient to get something going, you've hit the right items even if it was done a little brute force. 6.5 / 10.

MrTooToo wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:29 pm

Truly artful trolling starts a little more subtly and then works its way up, almost savoring the act; you can't just hammer it in immediately. That said, I think this will be sufficient to get something going, you've hit the right items even if it was done a little brute force. 6.5 / 10.

It was okay, but he really didn't stick the landing. 5.5 / 10.

If you’re in Manhattan and set a small radius, none of the C&F losers will be able to afford to live in your radius. So you should be good. Also, set the age to like 26 max. The C&F bureaucrats are mostly bitter women who are 30+

Why stop there? Might as well list yourself as a founding partner and add a screen shot of your $2m in gamestop options.

Why say trolling. No one knows what that means anymore. I've seen topics, on TLS, about drinking and which firms have the most attractive people. I've seen posters reprimanded...on a drinking thread.

barre777 wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 17, 2022 11:41 am

Why say trolling. No one knows what that means anymore. I've seen topics, on TLS, about drinking and which firms have the most attractive people. I've seen posters reprimanded...on a drinking thread.

Are you a bot? This is the worst English writing I’ve seen in a while, and I read YouTube comments.

I suppose the real issue is, Res Ipsa, what were you expecting on the thread "Holding Myself Out as Attorney on Tinder"? Something suitable for Harvard Law Review?

Res Ipsa Loquitter wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 17, 2022 11:46 am

barre777 wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 17, 2022 11:41 am

Why say trolling. No one knows what that means anymore. I've seen topics, on TLS, about drinking and which firms have the most attractive people. I've seen posters reprimanded...on a drinking thread.

Are you a bot? This is the worst English writing I’ve seen in a while, and I read YouTube comments.

It's another danishblue sock. That's why he's still harping on the drinking thread that got him banned.

barre777 wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 17, 2022 2:35 pm

I suppose the real issue is, Res Ipsa, what were you expecting on the thread "Holding Myself Out as Attorney on Tinder"? Something suitable for Harvard Law Review?

I expected some half decent shitposting. Your posts are irksome, frustrating to read and distinctly not funny

Harping on the drinking thread? I'm merely telling you what I observed on the thread.

If you would only look at the title of the thread you're posting on, and then ponder it for awhile. There would be no frustration.

Troll says troll is not trolling. Peak TLS.

trolling?
anyone who clicks on this thread expecting something

"Firms with the weirdest people"
On TLS
It's allowed to stay up
And it got 43,000 views
Wring hands over trolling?