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What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:40 pm
by Anonymous User
I know I'm going to get trashed on this but hahaha if any of the ladies have any problem with this you can ask the same question but with guys. Lol no I wouldn't factor this when choosing a firm. At least not a major factor
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:03 pm
by Anonymous User
Kirkland and Davis Polk are both contenders
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:17 pm
by Anonymous User
Anonymous User wrote:I know I'm going to get trashed on this but hahaha if any of the ladies have any problem with this you can ask the same question but with guys. Lol no I wouldn't factor this when choosing a firm. At least not a major factor
Don't worry about it, I think you've just outed yourself as someone who won't be at any V100 firm for very long. Most of these firms are pretty professional workplaces these days and won't really tolerate a junior associate dumb enough to rate the attractiveness of their female colleagues.
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:01 pm
by xn3345
Wilson sonsini partners knew a partner was having tourniquets delivered to the office (related to a heroin addiction). They did nothing. That partner later died of an overdose. That’s one of the most coveted firms in Northern California. If a partner billing a lot can shoot heroin there, I’m fairly certain no one would blink at them rating women in private, especially at firms more desperate for clients and rainmaking partners.
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:15 pm
by animalpeople
Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous User wrote:I know I'm going to get trashed on this but hahaha if any of the ladies have any problem with this you can ask the same question but with guys. Lol no I wouldn't factor this when choosing a firm. At least not a major factor
Don't worry about it, I think you've just outed yourself as someone who won't be at any V100 firm for very long. Most of these firms are pretty professional workplaces these days and won't really tolerate a junior associate dumb enough to rate the attractiveness of their female colleagues.
You'd be surprised ...
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:19 pm
by Anonymous User
xn3345 wrote:Wilson sonsini partners knew a partner was having tourniquets delivered to the office (related to a heroin addiction). They did nothing. That partner later died of an overdose. That’s one of the most coveted firms in Northern California. If a partner billing a lot can shoot heroin there, I’m fairly certain no one would blink at them rating women in private, especially at firms more desperate for clients and rainmaking partners.
I don't think OP is a rainmaking partner unless I missed something...sounds like a bro who, if there is any justice in this world, will end up working for women partners who find him as unattractive as he is immature.
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:50 pm
by jd20132013
Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous User wrote:I know I'm going to get trashed on this but hahaha if any of the ladies have any problem with this you can ask the same question but with guys. Lol no I wouldn't factor this when choosing a firm. At least not a major factor
Don't worry about it, I think you've just outed yourself as someone who won't be at any V100 firm for very long. Most of these firms are pretty professional workplaces these days and won't really tolerate a junior associate dumb enough to rate the attractiveness of their female colleagues.
Lol
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:23 pm
by Anonymous User
Nothing's better in this day and age to rank the attractiveness of potential co-workers instead of seeing them as human beings
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:58 pm
by jd20132013
maybe this isn't the setting for grappling with this topic but I'm actually not sure those have to be inconsistent
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:05 pm
by Wild Card
Anonymous User wrote:Nothing's better in this day and age to rank the attractiveness of potential co-workers instead of seeing them as human beings
Your law firm does not/will not see you as a human being. Why don't you grow a sense of humor?
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WLRK, because they make a fuckload of money and must've had astronomically high grades from T6 law schools.
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:05 am
by gander14
This outrage is dumb. Normal people think about whether other people are attractive. There's nothing wrong with talking about that.
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:34 am
by Anonymous User
Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous User wrote:I know I'm going to get trashed on this but hahaha if any of the ladies have any problem with this you can ask the same question but with guys. Lol no I wouldn't factor this when choosing a firm. At least not a major factor
Don't worry about it, I think you've just outed yourself as someone who won't be at any V100 firm for very long. Most of these firms are pretty professional workplaces these days and won't really tolerate a junior associate dumb enough to rate the attractiveness of their female colleagues.
Lol shut the fuck up. OP is just curious. Hopefully he wouldn't be as dumb as to rate coworkers on looks with other coworkers. 90% of men have a "Would I smash" thought process when they work with any girl within a week. They just don't expressed this like OP.
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:33 am
by Anonymous User
Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous User wrote:I know I'm going to get trashed on this but hahaha if any of the ladies have any problem with this you can ask the same question but with guys. Lol no I wouldn't factor this when choosing a firm. At least not a major factor
Don't worry about it, I think you've just outed yourself as someone who won't be at any V100 firm for very long. Most of these firms are pretty professional workplaces these days and won't really tolerate a junior associate dumb enough to rate the attractiveness of their female colleagues.
Lol shut the fuck up. OP is just curious. Hopefully he wouldn't be as dumb as to rate coworkers on looks with other coworkers. 90% of men have a "Would I smash" thought process when they work with any girl within a week. They just don't expressed this like OP.
Nobody is saying considering the attractiveness of your coworkers is a thought crime, but like you said 90% of people are smart enough not to express that except maybe in very private settings. These firms are traditionally male-dominated and women are trying to build careers based on their merit and facing real obstacles. There is a serious lack of perspective and maturity in rating the looks of your female colleagues.
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:48 am
by Lacepiece23
Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous User wrote:I know I'm going to get trashed on this but hahaha if any of the ladies have any problem with this you can ask the same question but with guys. Lol no I wouldn't factor this when choosing a firm. At least not a major factor
Don't worry about it, I think you've just outed yourself as someone who won't be at any V100 firm for very long. Most of these firms are pretty professional workplaces these days and won't really tolerate a junior associate dumb enough to rate the attractiveness of their female colleagues.
Lol shut the fuck up. OP is just curious. Hopefully he wouldn't be as dumb as to rate coworkers on looks with other coworkers. 90% of men have a "Would I smash" thought process when they work with any girl within a week. They just don't expressed this like OP.
Maybe OP is single and wants to find someone while working? Is that okay? Just curious actually. I mean he couldn’t date a partner, but an associate in another practice group over whom he has no influence on professional development.
Nobody is saying considering the attractiveness of your coworkers is a thought crime, but like you said 90% of people are smart enough not to express that except maybe in very private settings. These firms are traditionally male-dominated and women are trying to build careers based on their merit and facing real obstacles. There is a serious lack of perspective and maturity in rating the looks of your female colleagues.
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:53 am
by jbagelboy
Wild Card wrote:Anonymous User wrote:Nothing's better in this day and age to rank the attractiveness of potential co-workers instead of seeing them as human beings
Your law firm does not/will not see you as a human being. Why don't you grow a sense of humor?
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WLRK, because they make a fuckload of money and must've had astronomically high grades from T6 law schools.
You have a strange obsession with that firm
It certainly does not fit the bill to this question, and nothing about how you described it would sugggest otherwise
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:40 pm
by Wild Card
jbagelboy wrote:Wild Card wrote:Anonymous User wrote:Nothing's better in this day and age to rank the attractiveness of potential co-workers instead of seeing them as human beings
Your law firm does not/will not see you as a human being. Why don't you grow a sense of humor?
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WLRK, because they make a fuckload of money and must've had astronomically high grades from T6 law schools.
You have a strange obsession with that firm
It certainly does not fit the bill to this question, and nothing about how you described it would sugggest otherwise
I'm not so subtly insinuating that female (and male) associates are hideous, inside and out. The attractive women at my law school are all doing public interest, so there.
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:23 pm
by ughbugchugplug
xn3345 wrote:Wilson sonsini partners knew a partner was having tourniquets delivered to the office (related to a heroin addiction). They did nothing. That partner later died of an overdose. That’s one of the most coveted firms in Northern California. If a partner billing a lot can shoot heroin there, I’m fairly certain no one would blink at them rating women in private, especially at firms more desperate for clients and rainmaking partners.
Man, sure would be weird if large corporate entities only took steps that respected their employees when it protected them from liability, wouldn’t it
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 1:00 am
by jd20132013
xn3345 wrote:Wilson sonsini partners knew a partner was having tourniquets delivered to the office (related to a heroin addiction). They did nothing. That partner later died of an overdose. That’s one of the most coveted firms in Northern California. If a partner billing a lot can shoot heroin there, I’m fairly certain no one would blink at them rating women in private, especially at firms more desperate for clients and rainmaking partners.
Link ?
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:07 am
by 1styearlateral
Everyone hating on OP but maybe he just doesn't want to have to look at a bunch of fat slobs all day.
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:29 am
by Anonymous User
Anonymous User wrote:I know I'm going to get trashed on this but hahaha if any of the ladies have any problem with this you can ask the same question but with guys. Lol no I wouldn't factor this when choosing a firm. At least not a major factor
So actually though, can I ask the same question but for guys?? I am in the process of going through lateral interviews, but I will have to say, as a very sexually active gay guy, I will miss seeing the group stud partner leaning against my doorway with his sleeves rolled up....

Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:39 am
by Anonymous User
The most beautiful man I've ever seen was a litigator at Kirkland's NY office. mmMMMMMMMM...
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:40 am
by minnbills
Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous User wrote:I know I'm going to get trashed on this but hahaha if any of the ladies have any problem with this you can ask the same question but with guys. Lol no I wouldn't factor this when choosing a firm. At least not a major factor
Don't worry about it, I think you've just outed yourself as someone who won't be at any V100 firm for very long. Most of these firms are pretty professional workplaces these days and won't really tolerate a junior associate dumb enough to rate the attractiveness of their female colleagues.
lighten up
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:44 am
by Anonymous User
White & Case LA has some talent on both sides.
Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:55 am
by Anonymous User
I once developed a crush on this O'Melveney guy I met at a networking event. It didn't help that apparently he lives in my neighborhood and I randomly see him EVERYWHERE over the weekends. Too bad he was straight and had a girlfriend

Re: What V100 firm has the most attractive female associates?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:46 pm
by 1styearlateral
Anonymous User wrote:White & Case LA has some talent on BOTH SIDES.
Yeah holy shit I just looked and can confirm.