Summer Associate Class of 2016 Forum

[Anonymous User]

ITT: anons lie about things

pretty much

Lol, some of you guys need to tone down the cynicism. What possible reason would I, as an "anon" lie for? I didn't even bring it up, but rather confirmed the rumor that someone else brought up. It did happen, and if you knew the particular summer in question then you wouldn't be that surprised. Trust me, it wasn't even that titillating of an event, as she isn't attractive.

What possible reason would whoever you are, as an "anon," bother posting an anonymous "confirmation" with zero details?

It is a pretty simple story man. Sorry to disappoint. What details do you want, the size and color of her nipple? I already said I'm not going to reveal my firm.

[kaysta]

ITT: anons lie about things

pretty much

Lol, some of you guys need to tone down the cynicism. What possible reason would I, as an "anon" lie for? I didn't even bring it up, but rather confirmed the rumor that someone else brought up. It did happen, and if you knew the particular summer in question then you wouldn't be that surprised. Trust me, it wasn't even that titillating of an event, as she isn't attractive.

What possible reason would whoever you are, as an "anon," bother posting an anonymous "confirmation" with zero details?

NOW WE THINKING LIKE LAWYERZ

[20160810]

Im thinking you dont get a lot of action

I, for one, have never once entered a billing entry as "Receipt and review of areola - 0.1"

--you're confirming my point, ya idiot

I'll spell it out for you chicks flash Van Halen not lawyers

I know?

Also, the reference to Van Halen makes me believe that you are a boomer.

[pancakes3]

I don't know why SBL's bearing the brunt of this misdirected anger. It was Ox's joke.

[kaysta]

Im thinking you dont get a lot of action

I, for one, have never once entered a billing entry as "Receipt and review of areola - 0.1"

--you're confirming my point, ya idiot

I'll spell it out for you chicks flash Van Halen not lawyers

I know?

Also, the reference to Van Halen makes me believe that you are a boomer.

lol good, I really don't think there are any 50 yr olds posting on internet message boards, but keep hypothesizing

you don't know who Van Halen is?

this discussion and you are boring

[cannibal ox]

I don't know why SBL's bearing the brunt of this misdirected anger. It was Ox's joke.

It's this kind of throwing people under the bus that's gonna make you partner some day.

[20160810]

I don't know why SBL's bearing the brunt of this misdirected anger. It was Ox's joke.

It's a touch confusing but I'm enjoying the "lol u fuckin virgins" bit

[Anonymous User]

Some lovely hashtags from a posted picture. I'll let you guess the firm.

#lawyered #workhardplayhard #socalsofine #lathamites #biglawbigdeal

#sexysidley

[20160810]

Summers who hashtag their office pics "#biglawlife" should be summarily gelded

[Monochromatic Oeuvre]

Summers who hashtag their office pics "#biglawlife" should be summarily gelded

"Came back from Keurig to find officemate-shaped hole in the window of my 27th floor office #biglawlife"

[20160810]

Summers who hashtag their office pics "#biglawlife" should be summarily gelded

"Came back from Keurig to find officemate-shaped hole in the window of my 27th floor office #biglawlife"

The K-Cups were Peets of course #SFBigLawLife

[TLSModBot]

Summers who hashtag their office pics "#biglawlife" should be summarily gelded

A bunch of my class are young fratty UVA bros. They will still be doing this hashtag nonsense when we start in the Fall, I just know it. Watching #BigLawLife crush their sad little souls is something to look forward to I guess.

[20160810]

Summers who hashtag their office pics "#biglawlife" should be summarily gelded

A bunch of my class are young fratty UVA bros. They will still be doing this hashtag nonsense when we start in the Fall, I just know it. Watching #BigLawLife crush their sad little souls is something to look forward to I guess.

"I'm too drunk and tired to even masturbate #biglawlife"

[Br3v]

Summers who hashtag their office pics "#biglawlife" should be summarily gelded

A bunch of my class are young fratty UVA bros. They will still be doing this hashtag nonsense when we start in the Fall, I just know it. Watching #BigLawLife crush their sad little souls is something to look forward to I guess.

Inner UVA bro never dies

[PvblivsScipio]

My wife left me and my kids resent me for being an absent father and prioritizing my deals over their soccer games. #biglawlife

[20160810]

Sometimes I cry alone in my leased Audi and I don't know why. #biglawlife

[Avian]

My wife left me and my kids resent me for being an absent father and prioritizing my deals over their soccer games. #biglawlife

Did you try to explain to them how prestigious you are??

[PvblivsScipio]

My wife left me and my kids resent me for being an absent father and prioritizing my deals over their soccer games. #biglawlife

Did you try to explain to them how prestigious you are??

They rolled their eyes and said "Whatever, Dad. We know you're only at a V39. Rayden's dad is at a V8. We hate you."

[Br3v]

My wife left me and my kids resent me for being an absent father and prioritizing my deals over their soccer games. #biglawlife

Did you try to explain to them how prestigious you are??

They rolled their eyes and said "Whatever, Dad. We know you're only at a V39. Rayden's dad is at a V8. We hate you."

Did you explain to them that your practice group had a higher specialty ranking?

[Anonymous User]

I heard a Gibson summer blew T-Pain on a commercial flight

[PvblivsScipio]

My wife left me and my kids resent me for being an absent father and prioritizing my deals over their soccer games. #biglawlife

Did you try to explain to them how prestigious you are??

They rolled their eyes and said "Whatever, Dad. We know you're only at a V39. Rayden's dad is at a V8. We hate you."

Did you explain to them that your practice group had a higher specialty ranking?

"lol fuck off Dad it's only Band 2"

[Anonymous User]

What are y'all's hours like? I'm doing IP work and it seems as though there is no option to get in early so I may leave early. No one arrives prior to 9:30/10(even the secretaries) and leaves before 7, so attempting an 8-6 or something similar seems impossible, even as SA. If getting an early start is something I would like as an attorney, should I start just 3L mass mailing now?

[BizBro]

What are y'all's hours like? I'm doing IP work and it seems as though there is no option to get in early so I may leave early. No one arrives prior to 9:30/10(even the secretaries) and leaves before 7, so attempting an 8-6 or something similar seems impossible, even as SA. If getting an early start is something I would like as an attorney, should I start just 3L mass mailing now?

lolol

[Anonymous User]

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[cannibal ox]

Can we ban all anons who give us absolutely no details or information