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DFTHREAD

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:14 pm
by Desert Fox
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Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:17 pm
by emkay625
180.

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:43 pm
by fats provolone
one cheese plate. never forget

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:49 pm
by BigZuck
emkay625 wrote:145.
FYP

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:53 pm
by smaug
Stealing my shtick, DF.

How dare you.

DFTHREAD

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:53 pm
by Desert Fox
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DFTHREAD

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:59 pm
by Desert Fox
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Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 1:16 pm
by PMan99
Probably is in constant-07 dollars

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 1:18 pm
by smaug
Weil associates now submitting formal notes to clients with each billed meal, apologizing for being alive and needing food.

DFTHREAD

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 1:22 pm
by Desert Fox
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Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 1:26 pm
by smaug
CSM cafeteria now exclusively serving left over scraps of partner's meals.

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 4:51 pm
by Big Shrimpin
this thread is way moar my speed

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:25 pm
by Monochromatic Oeuvre
The $190k thread is the blonde 9 at the bar in booty shorts that you've been staring at all night.

This thread is her chubby friend with the lazy eye that you're actually going home with.

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:31 pm
by Anonymous User
My brother-in-law works at a NYC V20. He says that his firm is thinking of slightly bumping up mid-level associate base bay. But, because they want to make sure that PPP doesn't drop, they would subsidize the mid-level increase by dropping first-year associate pay $15K.

Not flame.

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:32 pm
by fats provolone
Anonymous User wrote:My brother-in-law works at a NYC V20. He says that his firm is thinking of slightly bumping up mid-level associate base bay. But, because they want to make sure that PPP doesn't drop, they would subsidize the mid-level increase by dropping first-year associate pay $15K.

Not flame.
i'm ok with this

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:39 pm
by Big Shrimpin
fats provolone wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:My brother-in-law works at a NYC V20. He says that his firm is thinking of slightly bumping up mid-level associate base bay. But, because they want to make sure that PPP doesn't drop, they would subsidize the mid-level increase by dropping first-year associate pay $15K.

Not flame.
i'm ok with this
cosigned

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:54 pm
by Johann
Big Shrimpin wrote:
fats provolone wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:My brother-in-law works at a NYC V20. He says that his firm is thinking of slightly bumping up mid-level associate base bay. But, because they want to make sure that PPP doesn't drop, they would subsidize the mid-level increase by dropping first-year associate pay $15K.

Not flame.
i'm ok with this
cosigned
now were getting somewhere

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:10 pm
by Big Shrimpin
JohannDeMann wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:
fats provolone wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:My brother-in-law works at a NYC V20. He says that his firm is thinking of slightly bumping up mid-level associate base bay. But, because they want to make sure that PPP doesn't drop, they would subsidize the mid-level increase by dropping first-year associate pay $15K.

Not flame.
i'm ok with this
cosigned
now were getting somewhere
ill discuss with the powers that be and make it happen

1st through 3rd years, unfortunately, will have to work shackled in the windowless basement

7th years and above will have to fight in bi-weekly cage matches, and each year, the remaining handful will get BIGBREAKFAST

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:31 pm
by camelcrema
Big Shrimpin wrote:
ill discuss with the powers that be and make it happen

1st through 3rd years, unfortunately, will have to work shackled in the windowless basement

7th years and above will have to fight in bi-weekly cage matches, and each year, the remaining handful will get BIGBREAKFAST
Where did the breakfast thing come from? NOBREAKFAST, BIGBREAKFAST, etc. Is this just a big shrimpin thing? Is it like 'fetch'?

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:33 pm
by smaug
with an attitude like that you're never going to be breakfasted

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:38 pm
by Johann
partners have breakfast meetings

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:41 pm
by Big Shrimpin
camelcrema wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:
ill discuss with the powers that be and make it happen

1st through 3rd years, unfortunately, will have to work shackled in the windowless basement

7th years and above will have to fight in bi-weekly cage matches, and each year, the remaining handful will get BIGBREAKFAST
Where did the breakfast thing come from? NOBREAKFAST, BIGBREAKFAST, etc. Is this just a big shrimpin thing? Is it like 'fetch'?
when that time rolls around near the end of ur 8th year near when partnership is announced

some ppl get EMAIL in the morning for BREAKFAST in the conference room, some get NOBREAKFAST

u want BREAKFAST

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:47 pm
by FSK
There was one thread on autoadmit where it really took off, the guy basically liveblogged his morning where he found out he made partner

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 7:28 pm
by Mr. Blackacre
flawschoolkid wrote:There was one thread on autoadmit where it really took off, the guy basically liveblogged his morning where he found out he made partner
I think this is where it all started: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr ... 2#24429803
He did eventually get his breakfast.

Re: NYC to 145k??? (possibly lead by Skadden)

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 7:38 pm
by fats provolone
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