What Do You Think My Chances Are?
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 5:17 pm
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LAW WATSON INITIALIZING
ANALYZING DATA...
INTERVIEWING SKILLS: AVERAGE (SELF-REPORTED, LIKELY INFLATED)
ADMISSION OF "KIND OF" AWKWARDNESS: MAJOR RED FLAG, PROBABLY MUCH WORSE THAN REPORTED
RESPONSE TO THANK YOU EMAIL: POSITIVE, BUT PROBABLY FABRICATED TO MAKE UP FOR OTHER FAILURES.
POSSIBLE FALSE MEMORY. HUMANS CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
CALCULATING RESULT...
A STRANGE GAME.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.
HOW ABOUT YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY EMAIL YOU BACK, GENIUS?