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i don't really care for firm swag but sullcrom had some p nice umbrellas if i do say so myself

I didn't care really about it












until I got the Davis Polk Selfie Stick™, that is.

Man, I didn't get a selfie-stick. No offer here I come.

who needs spf 30?

STB's M&Ms hit the spot. Although I'm partial to anything I can eat, especially candy.

I tried going to a rave with a selfie stick once but I accidentally took a picture of this other girl instead of myself. I think she saw that I was taking a picture of her because she started hitting me and calling me a "fucking creep" even though it was a mistake and I tried to explain myself. Finally after about half an hour of getting berated I started to cry and sprinted out of the rave, but I tripped on a glowstick and fell face first into the dirt. Then that girl that I took a picture of came up to me and sneered at my selfie stick. "What the fuck is Davis Polk?" she asked me. "It's one of the TOP LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY" I cried back. "Sounds boring," she said, leering at me. At this point an entire crowd had started gathering around us. "IT HAS A REALLY STRONG COMMERCIAL LIT PRACTICE" I tried to explain, but the whole crowd started jeering at me, throwing random stuff at me including a headband that said "P.L.U.R." in magenta lettering. I started sobbing and banging my head against the ground because I was so frustrated. Finally everyone got bored and left me there with my Davis Polk Selfie Stick. I tried taking a picture of myself doing a peace sign but I think my hand was broken.

turtles wrote:I tried going to a rave with a selfie stick once but I accidentally took a picture of this other girl instead of myself. I think she saw that I was taking a picture of her because she started hitting me and calling me a "fucking creep" even though it was a mistake and I tried to explain myself. Finally after about half an hour of getting berated I started to cry and sprinted out of the rave, but I tripped on a glowstick and fell face first into the dirt. Then that girl that I took a picture of came up to me and sneered at my selfie stick. "What the fuck is Davis Polk?" she asked me. "It's one of the TOP LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY" I cried back. "Sounds boring," she said, leering at me. At this point an entire crowd had started gathering around us. "IT HAS A REALLY STRONG COMMERCIAL LIT PRACTICE" I tried to explain, but the whole crowd started jeering at me, throwing random stuff at me including a headband that said "P.L.U.R." in magenta lettering. I started sobbing and banging my head against the ground because I was so frustrated. Finally everyone got bored and left me there with my Davis Polk Selfie Stick. I tried taking a picture of myself doing a peace sign but I think my hand was broken.

man that blows dude but at least you still kept your Davis Polk Selfie Stick™

turtles wrote:I tried going to a rave with a selfie stick once but I accidentally took a picture of this other girl instead of myself. I think she saw that I was taking a picture of her because she started hitting me and calling me a "fucking creep" even though it was a mistake and I tried to explain myself. Finally after about half an hour of getting berated I started to cry and sprinted out of the rave, but I tripped on a glowstick and fell face first into the dirt. Then that girl that I took a picture of came up to me and sneered at my selfie stick. "What the fuck is Davis Polk?" she asked me. "It's one of the TOP LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY" I cried back. "Sounds boring," she said, leering at me. At this point an entire crowd had started gathering around us. "IT HAS A REALLY STRONG COMMERCIAL LIT PRACTICE" I tried to explain, but the whole crowd started jeering at me, throwing random stuff at me including a headband that said "P.L.U.R." in magenta lettering. I started sobbing and banging my head against the ground because I was so frustrated. Finally everyone got bored and left me there with my Davis Polk Selfie Stick. I tried taking a picture of myself doing a peace sign but I think my hand was broken.

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xael wrote:

turtles wrote:I tried going to a rave with a selfie stick once but I accidentally took a picture of this other girl instead of myself. I think she saw that I was taking a picture of her because she started hitting me and calling me a "fucking creep" even though it was a mistake and I tried to explain myself. Finally after about half an hour of getting berated I started to cry and sprinted out of the rave, but I tripped on a glowstick and fell face first into the dirt. Then that girl that I took a picture of came up to me and sneered at my selfie stick. "What the fuck is Davis Polk?" she asked me. "It's one of the TOP LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY" I cried back. "Sounds boring," she said, leering at me. At this point an entire crowd had started gathering around us. "IT HAS A REALLY STRONG COMMERCIAL LIT PRACTICE" I tried to explain, but the whole crowd started jeering at me, throwing random stuff at me including a headband that said "P.L.U.R." in magenta lettering. I started sobbing and banging my head against the ground because I was so frustrated. Finally everyone got bored and left me there with my Davis Polk Selfie Stick. I tried taking a picture of myself doing a peace sign but I think my hand was broken.

man that blows dude but at least you still kept your Davis Polk Selfie Stick™

Thanks for the support it really sucked. Worst thing is that girl was my mom.

turtles wrote:

xael wrote:

turtles wrote:I tried going to a rave with a selfie stick once but I accidentally took a picture of this other girl instead of myself. I think she saw that I was taking a picture of her because she started hitting me and calling me a "fucking creep" even though it was a mistake and I tried to explain myself. Finally after about half an hour of getting berated I started to cry and sprinted out of the rave, but I tripped on a glowstick and fell face first into the dirt. Then that girl that I took a picture of came up to me and sneered at my selfie stick. "What the fuck is Davis Polk?" she asked me. "It's one of the TOP LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY" I cried back. "Sounds boring," she said, leering at me. At this point an entire crowd had started gathering around us. "IT HAS A REALLY STRONG COMMERCIAL LIT PRACTICE" I tried to explain, but the whole crowd started jeering at me, throwing random stuff at me including a headband that said "P.L.U.R." in magenta lettering. I started sobbing and banging my head against the ground because I was so frustrated. Finally everyone got bored and left me there with my Davis Polk Selfie Stick. I tried taking a picture of myself doing a peace sign but I think my hand was broken.

man that blows dude but at least you still kept your Davis Polk Selfie Stick™

Thanks for the support it really sucked. Worst thing is that girl was my mom.

Pls tell us more abt your relationship w your mom

i appreciated that, turtles.

moar swag please

Got some tide on the go sticks.

Winston and Strawn Baseballs

Personally a fan of the Hunton & Williams iTunes cards. Nothing like new music to pump you up for a callback.

BizBro wrote:Got some tide on the go sticks.

Yeah, Weil had some of those. I bought a Tide stick at Walgreens that morning and then I got that one a couple of hours later... lol

anon wrote:

This is some serious "NY to 190k" swag.

seems like swag options have improved since last year.

my fav were the portable iphone charger devices. I still use one from a firm that I didn't end up summering at.

turtles wrote:I tried going to a rave with a selfie stick once but I accidentally took a picture of this other girl instead of myself. I think she saw that I was taking a picture of her because she started hitting me and calling me a "fucking creep" even though it was a mistake and I tried to explain myself. Finally after about half an hour of getting berated I started to cry and sprinted out of the rave, but I tripped on a glowstick and fell face first into the dirt. Then that girl that I took a picture of came up to me and sneered at my selfie stick. "What the fuck is Davis Polk?" she asked me. "It's one of the TOP LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY" I cried back. "Sounds boring," she said, leering at me. At this point an entire crowd had started gathering around us. "IT HAS A REALLY STRONG COMMERCIAL LIT PRACTICE" I tried to explain, but the whole crowd started jeering at me, throwing random stuff at me including a headband that said "P.L.U.R." in magenta lettering. I started sobbing and banging my head against the ground because I was so frustrated. Finally everyone got bored and left me there with my Davis Polk Selfie Stick. I tried taking a picture of myself doing a peace sign but I think my hand was broken.

I take it you didn't get a DPW selfie stick.

turtles wrote:I tried going to a rave with a selfie stick once but I accidentally took a picture of this other girl instead of myself. I think she saw that I was taking a picture of her because she started hitting me and calling me a "fucking creep" even though it was a mistake and I tried to explain myself. Finally after about half an hour of getting berated I started to cry and sprinted out of the rave, but I tripped on a glowstick and fell face first into the dirt. Then that girl that I took a picture of came up to me and sneered at my selfie stick. "What the fuck is Davis Polk?" she asked me. "It's one of the TOP LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY" I cried back. "Sounds boring," she said, leering at me. At this point an entire crowd had started gathering around us. "IT HAS A REALLY STRONG COMMERCIAL LIT PRACTICE" I tried to explain, but the whole crowd started jeering at me, throwing random stuff at me including a headband that said "P.L.U.R." in magenta lettering. I started sobbing and banging my head against the ground because I was so frustrated. Finally everyone got bored and left me there with my Davis Polk Selfie Stick. I tried taking a picture of myself doing a peace sign but I think my hand was broken.

What is P.L.U.R.'s Vault rank?

Forgot my regular headphones today but luckily I had my SEYFARTH SHAW earbuds in the bottom of my purse

anyriotgirl wrote:Forgot my regular headphones today but luckily I had my SEYFARTH SHAW earbuds in the bottom of my purse

Damn these things are shitty