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How to get get a permanent job offer after 2L summer
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:35 pm
by LawstudentXYZ
I am working for a small-midsize law firm who will not hire all of their summer associates. The firm emphasis a need to hire future attorneys that are entrepreneurial/can bring in new clients for the firm. However, they don't expect that you bring in business as a summer associate. So how can I show them, without overstepping, that I have that quality so that I am one of the few clerks that gets a permanent offer? Thanks!
Re: How to get get a permanent job offer after 2L summer
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:44 pm
by smith
sleep with the bosses kid
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Re: How to get get a permanent job offer after 2L summer
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:39 pm
by bearsfan23
thesealocust wrote:A small child and its parents enter a seafood restaurant. While waiting to place their order, the child goes up to a glass tank filled with various sea creatures, and begins pointing at them in amazement. The child names one of the lobsters Karl, because it seemed to float closer to the class when the kid put its face against it.
When it came time for dinner, one of the child's parents attempted to select Karl for their entree. But the child objected strongly, protesting that they couldn't eat Karl. So a different lobster was chosen.
Your goal is to be the named lobster.
They need to know your name so that when the time comes, they hesitate and decide to feed somebody else to their children.
You must become Karl.