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What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:04 pm
by Desert Fox
I mean get up-or-outted from biglawl/bigPatentBotique. Do we just do smaller cases at smaller firms or suck dick at Union Station?
I honestly have no clue what happens when I get fired.
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:13 pm
by Desert Fox
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:16 pm
by 911 crisis actor
Maybe you can invent something and live off the royalties?
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:16 pm
by fats provolone
a method comprising the steps of:
- kys
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:17 pm
by Desert Fox
fats provolone wrote:a method comprising the steps of:
- kys
I dare say composed of
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:29 pm
by fats provolone
anyway i think i already made this thread
the answer was "more lit or kys"
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:34 pm
by fats provolone
DF what would you do if you walked in for your 6 mo. review and on the desk was a stack of printed out tls posts
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:44 pm
by Dr. Review
Desert Fox wrote:do smaller cases at smaller firms
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:55 pm
by Desert Fox
Dr. Review wrote:Desert Fox wrote:do smaller cases at smaller firms
how much $$$?
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:56 pm
by Desert Fox
fats provolone wrote:DF what would you do if you walked in for your 6 mo. review and on the desk was a stack of printed out tls posts
Run back to my desk and throw my laptop out the window and lateral to quinn
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:57 pm
by Single-Malt-Liquor
An idea:
At Desert Fox School of Law we train bright minds to be the drone lawyers of tomorrow...
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:57 pm
by mmelittlechicken
BP LLP
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:02 pm
by Desert Fox
Single-Malt-Liquor wrote:An idea:
At Desert Fox School of Law we train bright minds to be the drone lawyers of tomorrow...
Campus is a van down by teh chicago river.
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:03 pm
by Desert Fox
fats provolone wrote:anyway i think i already made this thread
the answer was "more lit or kys"
link to thread freindo
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:15 pm
by 84651846190
they all go to hell
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:17 pm
by Desert Fox
Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:they all go to hell
TBH the patent lit doods are the probably the least immoral practice in biglaw.
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:20 pm
by fats provolone
Desert Fox wrote:Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:they all go to hell
TBH the patent lit doods are the probably the least immoral practice in biglaw.
yea i agree w/ this. we're just a transaction cost really.
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:22 pm
by Desert Fox
fats provolone wrote:Desert Fox wrote:Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:they all go to hell
TBH the patent lit doods are the probably the least immoral practice in biglaw.
yea i agree w/ this. we're just a transaction cost really.
Some non biglaw patent lit dood causes most of it anyway by trolling. And when biglaw firms do plaintiff work its mostly legit.
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:34 pm
by 84651846190
all attorneys go to hell, though--except maybe public defenders and PI folks
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:35 pm
by Desert Fox
Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:all attorneys go to hell, though--except maybe public defenders and PI folks
Are you kidding me. These are the worst.
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:49 pm
by notgreat
Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:all attorneys go to hell, though--except maybe public defenders and PI folks
This is retarded.
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:00 pm
by Single-Malt-Liquor
The road to hell is paved with self-important, smug, save the world types.
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:36 pm
by Yardbird
Desert Fox wrote:fats provolone wrote:a method comprising the steps of:
- kys
I dare say composed of
Didn't know DF was the super pedant grammar watchdog on Wikipedia.
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:51 pm
by star fox
Run a "Scared Straight" tour for prospective law students.
Re: What happens to patent litigators when they die
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:51 pm
by Dr. Review
Desert Fox wrote:Dr. Review wrote:Desert Fox wrote:do smaller cases at smaller firms
how much $$$?
depends on your ability to bring in $$$