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Big law postsecret
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:36 pm
by Desert Fox
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:37 pm
by Anonymous User
I don't bluebook, I just copy westlaws cite.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:41 pm
by Anonymous User
associate told me she does doc review while watching tv (including game of thrones)
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:43 pm
by Desert Fox
Anonymous User wrote:associate told me she does doc review while watching tv (including game of thrones)
1) fuck, thats why everyone wantst two secreens. Its not a secret. I'd tell my partner I do that.
2) gotta post ur own secret.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:21 pm
by Anonymous User
I jerk off in the handicap bathroom stall at work.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:22 pm
by los blancos
Anonymous User wrote:I don't bluebook, I just copy westlaws cite.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:11 pm
by MarkRenton
If my door was closed, it was because I was lying on the floor.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:08 pm
by KidStuddi
MarkRenton wrote:If my door was closed, it was because I was lying on the floor.
My office is moving to full glass fronts on all the offices (not even frosted). Allegedly it's because energy efficient and makes for happier people in interior offices. We all know it's to shame us into working instead of taking naps on the floor with a timer running. Ugh.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:24 pm
by mvp99
KidStuddi wrote:MarkRenton wrote:If my door was closed, it was because I was lying on the floor.
My office is moving to full glass fronts on all the offices (not even frosted). Allegedly it's because energy efficient and makes for happier people in interior offices. We all know it's to shame us into working instead of taking naps on the floor with a timer running. Ugh.
I think I had a CB at your firm... an associate told me they were going to do this. Isn't scientifically proven that naps improve efficiency?
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:29 pm
by Anonymous User
I take a 15 min power nap every day. Sure, mail guy walks in every now and then but I don't really care. That 15 min is the best investment of my time throughout the whole day because it makes the whole afternoon's work much more effective.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:48 pm
by Anonymous User
The amount of shittalking that is directed at women who take maternity leave is hilarious.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:57 pm
by Johann
they are just jealous
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:04 am
by Johann
i take really long lunches. if im not busy its a 1.5-2 hour lunch day. i also leave early if i dont have work. so i usually have to bill a lot of time to prof reading to get my required my amount of office time.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:10 am
by Big Shrimpin
Sometimes I weigh the pros and cons of leaping from the terrace and enjoying 20 floors of sweet, sweet free-fall.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:13 am
by gk101
I always take the absurdly long way to the bathroom to avoid passing by the partner's office
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:15 am
by Big Shrimpin
I once left my blackberry in a cab...on purpose.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:19 am
by notgreat
Big Shrimpin wrote:Sometimes I weigh the pros and cons of leaping from the terrace and enjoying 20 floors of sweet, sweet free-fall.
Big Shrimpin wrote: I once left my blackberry in a cab...on purpose.
Please post more around here.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:27 am
by Big Shrimpin
When the office lights automatically turn off at 3AM, I often think about how great it would have been to have worked in retail.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:28 am
by Big Shrimpin
I have never received a genuine "thank-you," let alone praise for doing anything.
i hav an unlimited number of these btw
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:30 am
by Anonymous User
Every time I work past two I get angry and take a box of k cups
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:57 am
by baal hadad
Big Shrimpin wrote:I have never received a genuine "thank-you," let alone praise for doing anything.
i hav an unlimited number of these btw
Keep going
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:58 am
by OhBoyOhBortles
baal hadad wrote:Big Shrimpin wrote:I have never received a genuine "thank-you," let alone praise for doing anything.
i hav an unlimited number of these btw
Keep going
+1
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:12 pm
by anonnymouse
Big Shrimpin wrote:I have never received a genuine "thank-you," let alone praise for doing anything.
i hav an unlimited number of these btw
Scrimps aren't you IPSECURE? There are plenty of smaller places that are far better atmospheres albeit still part of this shitstain profession.
But plz by all means keep poast-secreting.
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:36 pm
by Big Shrimpin
anonnymouse wrote:Big Shrimpin wrote:I have never received a genuine "thank-you," let alone praise for doing anything.
i hav an unlimited number of these btw
Scrimps aren't you IPSECURE? There are plenty of smaller places that are far better atmospheres albeit still part of this shitstain profession.
But plz by all means keep poast-secreting.
ip is det
thot TLS woulda figured that out by nao
Re: Big law postsecret
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:41 pm
by JusticeJackson
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