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CYBERCRIME

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:07 pm
by fats provolone
how do people get into this? start at main DOJ? need a tech background?

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:08 pm
by Desert Fox

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:08 pm
by bjsesq
I liked the all caps. Really drives the drama

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:11 pm
by Desert Fox
bjsesq wrote:I liked the all caps. Really drives the drama
True or False: Chris Helms character in Blackhat is RIPED FROM TEH HEADLINES of ur life?

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:12 pm
by bjsesq
He's pretty ripe, yeah

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:13 pm
by fats provolone
lolling at Chris helms

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:14 pm
by bjsesq
He was great in Thor with Natalie Persimmon.

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:32 pm
by fats provolone
bjs do you do CYBERCRIME. like ideally i want to abuse federal resources to drive those lizard squad dudes to suicide. pls advise

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:36 pm
by bjsesq
fats provolone wrote:bjs do you do CYBERCRIME. like ideally i want to abuse federal resources to drive those lizard squad dudes to suicide. pls advise
I was a /b tard. That's about the extent of my cyber crime knowledge. Sec, getting scat pics.

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:40 pm
by fats provolone
bjsesq wrote:
fats provolone wrote:bjs do you do CYBERCRIME. like ideally i want to abuse federal resources to drive those lizard squad dudes to suicide. pls advise
I was a /b tard. That's about the extent of my cyber crime knowledge. Sec, getting scat pics.
ok I'll keep you in mind as a consultant

Re: CYBERCRIME

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:49 pm
by LeDique
I know a girl who teaches some classes about cybercrime law or cyberterrorism or something, and publishes articles on the same topic. But after looking up her linkedin, she only gets paid to do trademark/trade secrets law and before that she was apparently an INTERNET PRIVACY lobbyist.

Have you thought about taking up parkour? She lists it as one of her hobbies & I bet this was essential to breaking in to the field.

Re: CYBERCRIME

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:53 pm
by fats provolone
hmm based on what I've seen in hacker movies the parkour thing checks out

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:03 pm
by 84651846190
the only bros who do this full-time at my firm have SCOTUS clerk credentials and used to work for DOJ's cybercrime division

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:08 pm
by fats provolone
i graduated cum laude bro pretty sure i can handle it

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:10 pm
by fats provolone
i guess i missed the boat by starting at a firm though. maybe i should start a life of cybercrime on the side, get caught, and flip in exchange for a job with the feds?

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:10 pm
by anyriotgirl
fats provolone wrote:i graduated cum laude bro pretty sure i can handle it
u are in luck harvard has a clinic and is looking for interns
DESCRIPTION
The Cyberlaw Clinic provides high-quality, pro-bono legal services to individuals, start-ups, non-profit organizations, and government entities. Every summer, clinic interns contribute to a wide range of real-world projects related to the Internet and technology. Interns may help the Clinic team provide guidance on open access, digital copyright, and fair use issues; support advocacy efforts to protect online speech and anonymity; develop legal resources for citizen journalists and new media organizations; advise courts on innovative uses of technology to increase citizens’ access to justice; or draft reference documents and training materials for educators on children's privacy and online safety. Interns in the Cyberlaw Clinic can expect direct hands-on experience working with clients under the supervision of the Clinic's staff attorneys. More information about the Cyberlaw Clinic can be found at http://cyberlawclinic.berkman.harvard.edu.

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:11 pm
by fats provolone
i am, in fact, an alumnus of that clinic. it was more online privacy stuff though. not a lot of CRIME

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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:59 pm
by Worker and Parasite
Everyone I know who does this (TWO WHOLE PPL) did DoJ prior. One has programming experience so she can whisper "I'm in" when she hacks the mainframe

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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:13 pm
by fats provolone
Worker and Parasite wrote:Everyone I know who does this (TWO WHOLE PPL) did DoJ prior. One has programming experience so she can whisper "I'm in" when she hacks the mainframe
awesome. do people go to doj from firms or mostly honors program

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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:53 am
by 84651846190
fats provolone wrote:
Worker and Parasite wrote:Everyone I know who does this (TWO WHOLE PPL) did DoJ prior. One has programming experience so she can whisper "I'm in" when she hacks the mainframe
awesome. do people go to doj from firms or mostly honors program
competitive divisions like cybercrimes hire almost exclusively via the honors program, from what i've heard

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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:34 pm
by fats provolone
Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:
fats provolone wrote:
Worker and Parasite wrote:Everyone I know who does this (TWO WHOLE PPL) did DoJ prior. One has programming experience so she can whisper "I'm in" when she hacks the mainframe
awesome. do people go to doj from firms or mostly honors program
competitive divisions like cybercrimes hire almost exclusively via the honors program, from what i've heard
lame. so i guess usao is the only way

Re: CYBERCRIME

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:37 pm
by 911 crisis actor
Just do AUSA, brother

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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:38 pm
by fats provolone
911 crisis actor wrote:Just do AUSA, brother
may as well say just do biglaw partner, right?

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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:58 pm
by 911 crisis actor
Just do V10 share partner, brother

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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:34 pm
by Desert Fox
fats provolone wrote:
911 crisis actor wrote:Just do AUSA, brother
may as well say just do biglaw partner, right?
Is AUSA really that hard?