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Cadwalader's placement. What a ragtag team of incompetent shitbags. Anon because they're on the other side and if they're reading this, may very well be able to narrow it down to the 50 or so lawyers they're fucking tonight with their incompetent shitbaggery.

Anonymous User wrote:Cadwalader's placement. What a ragtag team of incompetent shitbags. Anon because they're on the other side and if they're reading this, may very well be able to narrow it down to the 50 or so lawyers they're fucking tonight with their incompetent shitbaggery.

What does this mean

Counterpoint: if you work at Cadwalader then you never have to work across from them.

OP..
You can't just flamebag a firm and not elaborate on the specifics

I'm guessing someone had plans they had to cancel tonight

OP is just bragging that he has a biglaw job.

50 people firm in either new york, dc, or charlotte... hope you realize they can track you down by that and the fact they just gave your firm something

I'm just gonna go on the record and second that opinion that Cadwalader is awful.

Anonymous User wrote:50 people firm in either new york, dc, or charlotte... hope you realize they can track you down by that and the fact they just gave your firm something

Presumably he could be part of a 50 person team at a larger firm.

Have heartd that Cad has actually gotten much better and have worked specifically on improving their rep.

wert3813 wrote:

Anonymous User wrote:50 people firm in either new york, dc, or charlotte... hope you realize they can track you down by that and the fact they just gave your firm something

Presumably he could be part of a 50 person team at a larger firm.

even so, what is the point of being anon if he just gave away the fact that cadwalader gave his team work for tonight?

fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

Anonymous User wrote:

wert3813 wrote:

Anonymous User wrote:50 people firm in either new york, dc, or charlotte... hope you realize they can track you down by that and the fact they just gave your firm something

Presumably he could be part of a 50 person team at a larger firm.

even so, what is the point of being anon if he just gave away the fact that cadwalader gave his team work for tonight?

fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

I feel like you don't understand the core concept of anonymous posting.

Elston Gunn wrote:

Anonymous User wrote:

wert3813 wrote:

Anonymous User wrote:50 people firm in either new york, dc, or charlotte... hope you realize they can track you down by that and the fact they just gave your firm something

Presumably he could be part of a 50 person team at a larger firm.

even so, what is the point of being anon if he just gave away the fact that cadwalader gave his team work for tonight?

fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

I feel like you don't understand the core concept of anonymous posting.

lol.

wert3813 wrote:

Anonymous User wrote:50 people firm in either new york, dc, or charlotte... hope you realize they can track you down by that and the fact they just gave your firm something

Presumably he could be part of a 50 person team at a larger firm.

It was a joke implying that they are fucking a few different juniors on a large number of matters through their irredeemable incompetence. There is obviously no way they could figure out who exactly they pissed off when their MO is to piss off everyone, and not out of fucking strategic brilliance

Anonymous User wrote:
fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

omg lol lol lol yes go to Cadwalader instead of Skadden because your end goal is to make partner

That's amazing tell another one

Anonymous User wrote:

Anonymous User wrote:
fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

omg lol lol lol yes go to Cadwalader instead of Skadden because your end goal is to make partner

That's amazing tell another one

cadwalader's attorneys seemed nicer when i visited. skadden was just cold and kept talking about exit options. (what is the point of going to a top law school if you aren't even trying to be partner?)

Anonymous User wrote:

Anonymous User wrote:

Anonymous User wrote:
fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

omg lol lol lol yes go to Cadwalader instead of Skadden because your end goal is to make partner

That's amazing tell another one

cadwalader's attorneys seemed nicer when i visited. skadden was just cold and kept talking about exit options. (what is the point of going to a top law school if you aren't even trying to be partner?)

Ignore the haters, you'll make partner

This indictment was not stunning

Anonymous User wrote: cadwalader's attorneys seemed nicer when i visited. skadden was just cold and kept talking about exit options. (what is the point of going to a top law school if you aren't even trying to be partner?)

If you're not a real person, please never say so, because I love thinking you're real.

StylinNProfilin wrote:This indictment was not stunning

Spoken like someone who has never dealt with Cadwalader

Anonymous User wrote:

Anonymous User wrote:

Anonymous User wrote:
fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

omg lol lol lol yes go to Cadwalader instead of Skadden because your end goal is to make partner

That's amazing tell another one

cadwalader's attorneys seemed nicer when i visited. skadden was just cold and kept talking about exit options. (what is the point of going to a top law school if you aren't even trying to be partner?)

It's funny bc when I was researching Cadwalader a couple years ago for OCI they were making 0 partners and only taking lateral partner

The most stunning indictment of Vault is that SRZ is ranked so low despite its peerlessness in funds work

Anonymous User wrote:

StylinNProfilin wrote:This indictment was not stunning

Spoken like someone who has never dealt with Cadwalader

I thought the Vault rankings directly correlated with how much it sucks to work there. My bad.

baal hadad wrote:The most stunning indictment of Vault is that SRZ is ranked so low despite its peerlessness in funds work

Just based on this running joke, in 5 years SRZ will have jumped up into the V10 on TLS trolling alone. And that, folks, will be the real stunning indictment of vault rankings.

NoLongerALurker wrote:

baal hadad wrote:The most stunning indictment of Vault is that SRZ is ranked so low despite its peerlessness in funds work

Just based on this running joke, in 5 years SRZ will have jumped up into the V10 on TLS trolling alone. And that, folks, will be the real stunning indictment of vault rankings.

As someone who did CBs at both Cadwalader and SRZ, I don't really get the SRZ hate on here. I mean, they're a super profitable firm who paid above-market bonuses, and its not like (except for that one dude) they really have people trolling for them on here.

On the other hand, agree with OP: Fuck Cadwalader, worst place I interviewed at. I'd rather work at Skadden or even SullCrom than there