Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 4:52 pm
Ratings are in the form of OFFER / NO OFFER only
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Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 5:53 pm
Sex with a partner's daughter on the conference room table. No one saw, but I suspect she may say something.
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 5:53 pm
Working on a theory lounge posters get the boot?
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 6:15 pm
Service partner or rainmaker?Anonymous User wrote:Sex with a partner's daughter on the conference room table. No one saw, but I suspect she may say something.
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 7:11 pm
NO OFFER unoriginal fictional poast is unoriginalAnonymous User wrote:Sex with a partner's daughter on the conference room table. No one saw, but I suspect she may say something.
fired on the spot for awful judgment if true and she talks. bonus: preserves firm's 100% offer rate
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 11:38 pm
Skipping a firmwide trip to cedar point because my friend will be in town
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 11:38 pm
Thin ice buddy, but OFFERAnonymous User wrote:Skipping a firmwide trip to cedar point because my friend will be in town
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 11:40 pm
Is it bad that this actually settles my nerves?Desert Fox wrote:Thin ice buddy, but OFFERAnonymous User wrote:Skipping a firmwide trip to cedar point because my friend will be in town
<3 DF
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 11:55 pm
Falling asleep during computer training
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 12:07 am
OFFER - and no questions asked. Shit like that is adorable.Danger Zone wrote:Falling asleep during computer training
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 12:09 am
While wearing a suit... and drool begins pooling up on your lap... and you begin dreaming about the partners hot daughter and moaning her name
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 12:11 am
OFFER and I'll want to go on a lunch or a dinner with you.Danger Zone wrote:While wearing a suit... and drool begins pooling up on your lap
Again: adorable. Summers being bumbling is expected and endearing.
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 12:13 am
thesealocust wrote:OFFER - and no questions asked. Shit like that is adorable.Danger Zone wrote:Falling asleep during computer training
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 12:14 am
I just want to tell everyone Boo literally drolled on himself during OCI while wearing a suit. A big glob of spit just came slowly down his mouth while talking to 5-6 people
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 6:37 pm
Skipping weekly/Friday happy hour with SAs and some associates but attending all SA events.
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 6:44 pm
OfferAnonymous User wrote:Skipping weekly/Friday happy hour with SAs and some associates but attending all SA events.
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 7:06 pm
Sitting in the middle of a crowded nail salon reading this and I just burst into giggles. Everyone thinks I'm crazy now, thanks DFDesert Fox wrote:I just want to tell everyone Boo literally drolled on himself during OCI while wearing a suit. A big glob of spit just came slowly down his mouth while talking to 5-6 people
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 7:54 pm
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 7:57 pm
After it happened, I made sure to point it out to everyone. Boo thanked me for that.crumpetsandtea wrote:Sitting in the middle of a crowded nail salon reading this and I just burst into giggles. Everyone thinks I'm crazy now, thanks DFDesert Fox wrote:I just want to tell everyone Boo literally drolled on himself during OCI while wearing a suit. A big glob of spit just came slowly down his mouth while talking to 5-6 people
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 7:58 pm
Nothing cute about this. No offer?thesealocust wrote:http://top-law-schools.com/forums/viewt ... 3&t=229870
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 8:02 pm
DO NOT PASS GOthesealocust wrote:http://top-law-schools.com/forums/viewt ... 3&t=229870
DO NOT COLLECT $200
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 8:04 pm
offer for the screwing up and taking forever, but no offer for the attitude problemseespotrun wrote:DO NOT PASS GOthesealocust wrote:http://top-law-schools.com/forums/viewt ... 3&t=229870
DO NOT COLLECT $200
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 8:08 pm
Bingo.Desert Fox wrote:offer for the screwing up and taking forever, but no offer for the attitude problemseespotrun wrote:DO NOT PASS GOthesealocust wrote:http://top-law-schools.com/forums/viewt ... 3&t=229870
DO NOT COLLECT $200
As a summer / intern / new hire you're pretty much expected to destroy everything you touch and be an idiot. It's working hard to correct that, keeping your head down when it matters, and improving that makes the difference.
Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 8:09 pm
Yup. I can only imagine the poop face she had when receiving entirely reasonable constructive criticism.
"Entering changes to documents?
Who does he think he is?" *exasperated sigh, while chewing gum and twisting hair* "I didn't work my ass off for ONE YEAR OF LAW SCHOOL to enter changes to documents"
"Entering changes to documents?
Who does he think he is?" *exasperated sigh, while chewing gum and twisting hair* "I didn't work my ass off for ONE YEAR OF LAW SCHOOL to enter changes to documents"Re: Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups
Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 7:10 pm
Getting in legal trouble for assault and battery.