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(Sends you urgent demand at 3 am EDT)

Desert Fox wrote:(Sends you urgent demand at 3 am EDT)

West Coast Counsel: "When does this need to be on file?"

Me: "Before 12:00 a.m. EDT, but we need to finalize the brief by 10:30 p.m. because it will take at least 1.5 hours to get it on file."

(Sends finalized brief at 11:48 p.m. EDT)

seespotrun wrote:

Desert Fox wrote:(Sends you urgent demand at 3 am EDT)

West Coast Counsel: "When does this need to be on file?"

Me: "Before 12:00 a.m. EDT, but we need to finalize the brief by 10:30 p.m. because it will take at least 1.5 hours to get it on file."

(Sends finalized brief at 11:48 p.m. EDT)

(In horrific format, violating many local rules)

DELG wrote:

seespotrun wrote:

Desert Fox wrote:(Sends you urgent demand at 3 am EDT)

West Coast Counsel: "When does this need to be on file?"

Me: "Before 12:00 a.m. EDT, but we need to finalize the brief by 10:30 p.m. because it will take at least 1.5 hours to get it on file."

(Sends finalized brief at 11:48 p.m. EDT)

(In horrific format, violating many local rules)

(Forwards to local counsel "looks good to me")

You all want to do calls at 9am. I'm not waking up at 6am for you clowns.

But yes, when I say I have meetings around that time and can't do a call, I really just mean that I want to sleep some more.

zweitbester wrote:You all want to do calls at 9am. I'm not waking up at 6am for you clowns.

But yes, when I say I have meetings around that time and can't do a call, I really just mean that I want to sleep some more.

Who wants to do 9:00 calls? Not NYC attorneys. Half the time I would be in the office before they were.

Traders are the worst. "Let's send complicated new shit to the lawyers between 7:30 and 8:30 then ignore them all day!"

DELG wrote:

seespotrun wrote:

Desert Fox wrote:(Sends you urgent demand at 3 am EDT)

West Coast Counsel: "When does this need to be on file?"

Me: "Before 12:00 a.m. EDT, but we need to finalize the brief by 10:30 p.m. because it will take at least 1.5 hours to get it on file."

(Sends finalized brief at 11:48 p.m. EDT)

(In horrific format, violating many local rules)

Ok but Tbf your local rules require very odd formatting

A lot of us get up at 6 to be at work when you goofs are so bite me

SBL wrote:A lot of us get up at 6 to be at work when you goofs are so bite me

Works with DF, gets to work at 8:15, beats Df to work.