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I'm not even that picky about who. Is that so much to ask?

DELG wrote:I'm not even that picky about who. Is that so much to ask?

There are loads of small private personal injury firms that will give you this opportunity.

spleenworship wrote:

DELG wrote:I'm not even that picky about who. Is that so much to ask?

There are loads of small private personal injury firms that will give you this opportunity.

This may very well be what I end up doing. I would miss my library/librarian though.

Today I intensely just want to sue people, above and beyond all the other days I just wanted to sue people.

DELG wrote:Today I intensely just want to sue people, above and beyond all the other days I just wanted to sue people.

Step 1: make a friend who has a mobility related disability.

Step 2: find place of business in a crappy building without ramps.

Step 3: Sue.

There's a plaintiff in my court who must have a couple hundred of these suits to his name.

exitoptions wrote:

DELG wrote:Today I intensely just want to sue people, above and beyond all the other days I just wanted to sue people.

Step 1: make a friend who has a mobility related disability.

Step 2: find place of business in a crappy building without ramps.

Step 3: Sue.

There's a plaintiff in my court who must have a couple hundred of these suits to his name.

1) this is an entrepotato idea if I have ever heard them
2) DF beat me to it

DELG wrote:

exitoptions wrote:

DELG wrote:Today I intensely just want to sue people, above and beyond all the other days I just wanted to sue people.

Step 1: make a friend who has a mobility related disability.

Step 2: find place of business in a crappy building without ramps.

Step 3: Sue.

There's a plaintiff in my court who must have a couple hundred of these suits to his name.

1) this is an entrepotato idea if I have ever heard them
2) DF beat me to it

4) Overtime and wages cases for delivery people and kitchen staff at non-chain restaurants.

I'd like to do qui tam and whistleblowers.

DELG wrote:I'd like to do qui tam and whistleblowers.

Qui tam seems the way to go

DOdd Frank whistleblowing seems harder to make money off of

rad lulz wrote:

DELG wrote:I'd like to do qui tam and whistleblowers.

Qui tam seems the way to go

DOdd Frank whistleblowing seems harder to make money off of

But it sounds so justice-y

Sue schools for IDEA and unjust exclusion violations.
1) They all settle.
2) They all deserve it.

Eh. Everyone settles if you survive MSJ. In fact I'd prefer defendants that don't. Because trial.

Start a national firm of all former TFA people who just want to get back at schools/make them pay up the ass to instigate changes in school practice. Have all your associates do the filings. You only get involved for trials. Money for the firm. Fun for you. Educational reform for the students. All the win.

yossarian71 wrote:Start a national firm of all former TFA people who just want to get back at schools/make them pay up the ass to instigate changes in school practice. Have all your associates do the filings. You only get involved for trials. Money for the firm. Fun for you. Educational reform for the students. All the win.

Idk schools are pretty fucking broke dude

What is a jury gonna come back with realistically

Sue the NCBEX for no longer giving raw scores and screwing up the entire scaling system

You guys really aren't very strategic

I shoulda taken this up with the entrepotato brain trust

We're pipedreaming, right?

But addressing the question:
1) Yeah, schools are broke, but the violations are so easy to prove (from my perspective as a teacher, not as a lawyer), that I could imagine a firm being efficient enough to make okay money.
2) Jury wouldn't come back w/ more $ than the settlement, but hopefully more substantive school policy change through judgments? Maybe?

Then we've worked our way out of a job! What are you thinking!

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Qui tam's a bitch to get plaintiffs for.

The firms I worked for did med Mal and civil rights. Luckily for us, the local police just kept shooting people left and right. And in the back.

spleenworship wrote:Qui tam's a bitch to get plaintiffs for.

The firms I worked for did med Mal and civil rights. Luckily for us, the local police just kept shooting people left and right. And in the back.

Your local police are...special. They support a whole cottage legal industry.

A. Nony Mouse wrote:

spleenworship wrote:Qui tam's a bitch to get plaintiffs for.

The firms I worked for did med Mal and civil rights. Luckily for us, the local police just kept shooting people left and right. And in the back.

Your local police are...special. They support a whole cottage legal industry.

Inorite? Shame the DOJ didn't just take them over outright.

You know we're having a police shooting competition here in town soon? Not lying.

spleenworship wrote:

A. Nony Mouse wrote:

spleenworship wrote:Qui tam's a bitch to get plaintiffs for.

The firms I worked for did med Mal and civil rights. Luckily for us, the local police just kept shooting people left and right. And in the back.

Your local police are...special. They support a whole cottage legal industry.

Inorite? Shame the DOJ didn't just take them over outright.

You know we're having a police shooting competition here in town soon? Not lying.

That's hysterical. It's kind of like a cartel hosting a pharmaceutical conference.