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Simpson to 190k?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:07 pm
by 84651846190
Or is this just more flame from XOXO?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa ... forum_id=2

Re: Simpson to 190k?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:14 pm
by sundance95
I think this response in that thread says it all:
xoxoHTH wrote:I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.

Re: Simpson to 190k?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:17 pm
by zozin
Please tell me that's our DF. :lol:

Re: Simpson to 190k?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:21 pm
by stillwater
half the responses are from 2012. then it flips to 2013 and people seem excited its REAL

Re: Simpson to 190k?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:27 pm
by kaiser
Why in the world would they raise salaries when they have more of an upper hand now than they ever had before. In any other world, they would drop salaries back down, if it wasn't for the fact that none of the top students would apply there unless every other firm followed. So they have zero incentive to raise, and every incentive to keep it where it is now.

Re: Simpson to 190k?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:38 pm
by sundance95
kaiser wrote:Why in the world would they raise salaries when they have more of an upper hand now than they ever had before. In any other world, they would drop salaries back down, if it wasn't for the fact that none of the top students would apply there unless every other firm followed. So they have zero incentive to raise, and every incentive to keep it where it is now.
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Re: Simpson to 190k?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:35 pm
by Old Gregg
If there is Simpson to $190k, and the market matches, there will be many more layoffs this year to compensate. And when you're working harder because your cases/deals are then more leanly staffed, you'll look like a dick because you're making $190k (not that we don't already look like dicks when we complain about our work and we make $160k...).

Also, bonuses will be smaller.

Re: Simpson to 190k?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:36 pm
by 09042014
zozin wrote:Please tell me that's our DF. :lol:
haha nope.

Re: Simpson to 190k?

Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:12 am
by 84651846190
Fresh Prince wrote:If there is Simpson to $190k, and the market matches, there will be many more layoffs this year to compensate. And when you're working harder because your cases/deals are then more leanly staffed, you'll look like a dick because you're making $190k (not that we don't already look like dicks when we complain about our work and we make $160k...).

Also, bonuses will be smaller.
"The layoffs will continue until morale improves!" -Boomer partner

Re: Simpson to 190k?

Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:55 am
by TTRansfer
Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:
Fresh Prince wrote:If there is Simpson to $190k, and the market matches, there will be many more layoffs this year to compensate. And when you're working harder because your cases/deals are then more leanly staffed, you'll look like a dick because you're making $190k (not that we don't already look like dicks when we complain about our work and we make $160k...).

Also, bonuses will be smaller.
"The layoffs will continue until morale improves!" -Boomer partner
Legit LOLing in real life. :lol: