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Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:42 pm
by wyler1085
In what field of law can you do the least work (particularly writing), while still making a lot of money???

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:43 pm
by rad lulz
Start your own firm which does traffic violations and somehow through marketing and shit become the go-to guy for that

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:47 pm
by philly_law
I think you need a new career path my man.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:48 pm
by El Principe
philly_law wrote:I think you need a new career path my man.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:54 pm
by Anonymous User
rad lulz wrote:Start your own firm which does traffic violations and somehow through marketing and shit become the go-to guy for that
This times 1 Million. The main traffic clinic guys in the courthouse I work at clean up. They charge like 200 for like 15 minutes of work.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:56 pm
by Anonymous User
no professional job is lazy. Think about it, being a successful lawyer, doctor, accountant, consultant, banker, etc all means a lot of hard work.

If you really want to be lazy and make a ton of $$$, try to be born in a super rich family that gives you a big pot of money to put into rich-only hedge funds or something like that.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:58 pm
by hephaestus
Anonymous User wrote:no professional job is lazy. Think about it, being a successful lawyer, doctor, accountant, consultant, banker, etc all means a lot of hard work.

If you really want to be lazy and make a ton of $$$, try to be born in a super rich family that gives you a big pot of money to put into rich-only hedge funds or something like that.
BRAVE use of anon.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:59 pm
by bizzybone1313
Anonymous User wrote:
rad lulz wrote:Start your own firm which does traffic violations and somehow through marketing and shit become the go-to guy for that
This times 1 Million. The main traffic clinic guys in the courthouse I work at clean up. They charge like 200 for like 15 minutes of work.
There is a guy on jdunderground.com that claims he makes about $100K a year based off like 2-3 hours of real work per day. This seems doable to me. How hard could it possibly be to find enough work as a solo to make a living? You don't need to bill 2,500 hours. One could make due with as little as 800 hrs or even less. Maybe I am just an ignorant 0L.

I think it would be all about finding a good niche in a good location. For me, those niches would be immigration (completely fluent in Spanish) and construction law (significant background in this area). I might be a solo one day.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:01 pm
by bizzybone1313
Anonymous User wrote:no professional job is lazy. Think about it, being a successful lawyer, doctor, accountant, consultant, banker, etc all means a lot of hard work.

If you really want to be lazy and make a ton of $$$, try to be born in a super rich family that gives you a big pot of money to put into rich-only hedge funds or something like that.
One could become lazy if the douche bags in D.C. would make professional work subject to OT regulations. I will never understand why I as a super educated professional should be forced to work 60+ hours and not truly and really get compensated for all of those extra hours, while blue collar people in some fields make bank due to all of the paid overtime. This has always been mind boggling to me. Politicians NEVER bring this up nor is it debated in a serious manner.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:02 pm
by philly_law
Actually, gun for law professor. I can't think of a field that pays so much for so little work. They "teach" a class or two, and write some esoteric articles where their RAs and the staff of the Law Review does all the work.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:07 pm
by Clearly
bizzybone1313 wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:no professional job is lazy. Think about it, being a successful lawyer, doctor, accountant, consultant, banker, etc all means a lot of hard work.

If you really want to be lazy and make a ton of $$$, try to be born in a super rich family that gives you a big pot of money to put into rich-only hedge funds or something like that.
One could become lazy if the douche bags in D.C. would make professional work subject to OT regulations. I will never understand why I as a super educated professional should be forced to work 60+ hours and not truly and really get compensated for all of those extra hours, while blue collar people in some fields make bank due to all of the paid overtime. This has always been mind boggling to me. Politicians NEVER bring this up nor is it debated in a serious manner.
Because OT regulation is closely tied with minimum wage discussions, they're designed to prevent the exploitation of the bottom classes, not to ensure the upper middle class has a comfy lifestyle. I'm not saying it's right, just explaining why I think it's not up for discussion.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:10 pm
by ArchieHicox
Kind of a semi-related question but what is compensation like for solo practitioners that just handle family law type situations... divorce, child custody, etc. I honestly love reading and learning about situations like that, but my impression has always been that compensation is just shit. Could a guy doing just divorces make a comfortable living, assuming they are working hard, marketing, connecting etc?

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:11 pm
by Anonymous User
rad lulz wrote:Start your own firm which does traffic violations and somehow through marketing and shit become the go-to guy for that
I don't know... I've had to spend quite some time in traffic court dealing with various crap. The lawyers I see in that place look uniformly mi.se.ra.ble. Seriously, they are some of the most miserable human being I've ever seen. They just look sad and beaten down by life. Even their clients seemed happier.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:15 pm
by rad lulz
ha-ri wrote:Kind of a semi-related question but what is compensation like for solo practitioners that just handle family law type situations... divorce, child custody, etc. I honestly love reading and learning about situations like that, but my impression has always been that compensation is just shit. Could a guy doing just divorces make a comfortable living, assuming they are working hard, marketing, connecting etc?
Really sky's the limit if you're good at it and are good at marketing

It's a crowded area and being in a small firm is a lot about clients who will actually pay you

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:19 pm
by bizzybone1313
Clearlynotstefan wrote:
bizzybone1313 wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:no professional job is lazy. Think about it, being a successful lawyer, doctor, accountant, consultant, banker, etc all means a lot of hard work.

If you really want to be lazy and make a ton of $$$, try to be born in a super rich family that gives you a big pot of money to put into rich-only hedge funds or something like that.
One could become lazy if the douche bags in D.C. would make professional work subject to OT regulations. I will never understand why I as a super educated professional should be forced to work 60+ hours and not truly and really get compensated for all of those extra hours, while blue collar people in some fields make bank due to all of the paid overtime. This has always been mind boggling to me. Politicians NEVER bring this up nor is it debated in a serious manner.
Because OT regulation is closely tied with minimum wage discussions, they're designed to prevent the exploitation of the bottom classes, not to ensure the upper middle class has a comfy lifestyle. I'm not saying it's right, just explaining why I think it's not up for discussion.
About a year ago, I traveled for a consulting gig in Norway. At 6:00 pm, my boss and I were still chugging away, while the local engineers and other professionals were long gone. Over there, they work 37.5 hour weeks. Maybe one day professionals won't continue to get exploited in the United States.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:22 pm
by rad lulz
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Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:34 pm
by Pokemon
bizzybone1313 wrote:
Clearlynotstefan wrote:
bizzybone1313 wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:no professional job is lazy. Think about it, being a successful lawyer, doctor, accountant, consultant, banker, etc all means a lot of hard work.

If you really want to be lazy and make a ton of $$$, try to be born in a super rich family that gives you a big pot of money to put into rich-only hedge funds or something like that.
One could become lazy if the douche bags in D.C. would make professional work subject to OT regulations. I will never understand why I as a super educated professional should be forced to work 60+ hours and not truly and really get compensated for all of those extra hours, while blue collar people in some fields make bank due to all of the paid overtime. This has always been mind boggling to me. Politicians NEVER bring this up nor is it debated in a serious manner.
Because OT regulation is closely tied with minimum wage discussions, they're designed to prevent the exploitation of the bottom classes, not to ensure the upper middle class has a comfy lifestyle. I'm not saying it's right, just explaining why I think it's not up for discussion.
About a year ago, I traveled for a consulting gig in Norway. At 6:00 pm, my boss and I were still chugging away, while the local engineers and other professionals were long gone. Over there, they work 37.5 hour weeks. Maybe one day professionals won't continue to get exploited in the United States.
6 figures is generally unheard of in europe for recent graduates. On the other hand school is not even expensive.
As to OP, try marrying rich.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:44 pm
by Old Gregg
In Biglaw? The answer to that is tax.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:52 pm
by 84651846190
Lazy lawyers are almost universally poor.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:00 pm
by rad lulz
Fresh Prince wrote:In Biglaw? The answer to that is tax.
You're probably still gonna have to write memoranda about how to structure the transaction so you can get IRC 368(a)(1)(B) treatment and other such stuff

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:29 pm
by Anonymous User
Do tax attorneys at big law firms really not work a lot of hours?

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:44 am
by wyler1085
This is hilarious. Really enjoying these responses.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:24 am
by ragelion
Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:Lazy lawyers are almost universally poor.
All lawyers are lazy.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:26 am
by Bildungsroman
0Ls should get the fuck out of this thread and stop giving advice in the legal employment forum.

Re: Laziest Field of Law to make $$$$

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:29 am
by 09042014
Depending what $$$$ means the answer is non prestigious fed gov.