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three months into the job and all i want to do is drink
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:32 am
by perfecttender
I have been on the job for three months and all I want to do is drink. more specifically, all I want to do drink is with the new paralegal because she is really attractive.
Just a fair warning to those who want to work at a firm, especially corporate.
Re: three months into the job and all i want to do is drink
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:34 am
by Gorki
Solid post man. Keep your head up.
Re: three months into the job and all i want to do is drink
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:56 am
by exitoptions
perfecttender wrote:I have been on the job for three months and all I want to do is drink. more specifically, all I want to do drink is with the new paralegal because she is really attractive.
Just a fair warning to those who want to work at a firm, especially corporate.
I felt the same way at first. It still sucks after a year but you realize that you can only drink a couple a day and still function. Also you realize that para isn't that hot.
But buck up, you're the law school winner.
Re: three months into the job and all i want to do is drink
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:16 am
by TooOld4This
exitoptions wrote:perfecttender wrote:I have been on the job for three months and all I want to do is drink. more specifically, all I want to do drink is with the new paralegal because she is really attractive.
Just a fair warning to those who want to work at a firm, especially corporate.
I felt the same way at first. It still sucks after a year but you realize that you can only drink a couple a day and still function. Also you realize that para isn't that hot.
But buck up, you're the law school winner.
You aren't in too bad shape then. It's when you can drink every day and still function that you start to realize how low you've gone.

Re: three months into the job and all i want to do is drink
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:26 pm
by kryptix
TooOld4This wrote:exitoptions wrote:perfecttender wrote:I have been on the job for three months and all I want to do is drink. more specifically, all I want to do drink is with the new paralegal because she is really attractive.
Just a fair warning to those who want to work at a firm, especially corporate.
I felt the same way at first. It still sucks after a year but you realize that you can only drink a couple a day and still function. Also you realize that para isn't that hot.
But buck up, you're the law school winner.
You aren't in too bad shape then. It's when you can drink every day and still function that you start to realize how low you've gone.

Working in Banking + Law School at night = trying to figure out how many you can drink a day and still remember what a 10b5 violation is for the exam... The number seems to increase as the years of law school progress...
Re: three months into the job and all i want to do is drink
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:38 pm
by dowu
kryptix wrote:TooOld4This wrote:exitoptions wrote:perfecttender wrote:I have been on the job for three months and all I want to do is drink. more specifically, all I want to do drink is with the new paralegal because she is really attractive.
Just a fair warning to those who want to work at a firm, especially corporate.
I felt the same way at first. It still sucks after a year but you realize that you can only drink a couple a day and still function. Also you realize that para isn't that hot.
But buck up, you're the law school winner.
You aren't in too bad shape then. It's when you can drink every day and still function that you start to realize how low you've gone.

Working in Banking + Law School at night = trying to figure out how many you can drink a day and still remember what a 10b5 violation is for the exam... The number seems to increase as the years of law school progress...
Sadly, this is the start of alcoholism.
Re: three months into the job and all i want to do is drink
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:36 pm
by Anonymous User
nmop_apisdn wrote:
Sadly, this is the start of alcoholism.
That's why I carry a hip flask around with some good 20+ year single malt scotch
That said, anyone notice how law schools have receptions that serve alcohol pretty much every night?