Anonymous User wrote:Is this thread dead so soon? I had looked forward to reading the responses. The USAO sounds like a raw deal - just throwing people into trials without training? That's a shittier set up than even big law.
Please don't take this the wrong way, but this is one of the dumbest and funniest things I've read on this board.
You sound exactly like the kind of person we do not want at the USAO. If you don't have enough confidence in yourself to do a trial, sans "training," then you will never have enough confidence to do a trial even with all the training in the world.
It's not that there's no training (there is, as I've explained above) but the training is meant to supplement your existing skills, not to implement them.
Let me give you a little vignette of what I mean.
Couple of years ago, a DOJ trial attorney asked to do a detail at our office because she wanted trial experience. She had been at DOJ and never really got into the courtroom (which isn't all that uncommon, btw). We all thought it was a great idea. We were down something like 10 FTEs at the time, with a heavy caseload and she seemed more than qualified -- i.e., Stanford grad, LR, COA. Got into Main Justice through the Honors program, and had even matriculated to the Intermediate Trial course at the NAC.
So we thought it was a win-win. We get free labor, she gets courtroom experience.
First month in, she gets staffed on a simple, reactive passport fraud case. One count, maybe takes 2 days with jury selection, 2-3 witnesses, with no defense case. After jury selection, and opening, she call the case agent as her first witness. After the pleasantries of "what is your title" and "what is your training" (as they "train" you at the NAC), she follows with this exchange with her case agent:
AUSA: Now, did you ask the defendant any questions?
Agent: Yes.
AUSA: Ok, I want to go through them one by one. Did you Mirandize the defendant?
Agent: Yes.
AUSA: What did the defendant say to you when you read him his Miranda rights?
Agent: [pause] He, um, invoked.
And ladies and gentlemen, that's what a SLS education and all that fucking training gets you. And, trust me, she was buying everybody rounds at happy hour that week. Twice.