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What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:08 pm
by Anonymous User
Still "enjoy dla piper" or are they now credited ITE?

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:09 pm
by buckilaw
DLA > unemployment. But you will still be, justifiably, ridiculed.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:16 pm
by letsdoit
buckilaw wrote:DLA > unemployment. But you will still be, justifiably, ridiculed.
Can you elaborate? Pardon my ignorance.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:16 pm
by Anonymous User
Ridiculed for making 160k starting? only on tls

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:20 pm
by Haymarket
DLALOL Piper is more leveraged than Lehman Brothers.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:25 pm
by ifigotoschool
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Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:35 pm
by buckilaw
Anonymous User wrote:Ridiculed for making 160k starting? only on tls
Works at DLA.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:38 pm
by rad lulz
If you get an interview of job with DLA, enjoy it.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:42 pm
by sambeber
rad lulz wrote:If you get an interview of job with DLA, enjoy it.
Come again?

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:56 pm
by rad lulz
sambeber wrote:
rad lulz wrote:If you get an interview of job with DLA, enjoy it.
Come again?
Enjoy dla piper.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:00 pm
by Haymarket
ifigotoschool wrote:
Haymarket wrote:DLALOL Piper is more leveraged than Lehman Brothers.
Source?
AmLaw 100. 7.16 Associates:Partners

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:03 pm
by BruceWayne
I've got a more relevant question than the one you posted OP.

What is an attractive woman's opinion of a man who works at a law firm paying 160K to first year employees ITE? The answer to that question is a lot more important than the answer to yours.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:04 pm
by Haymarket
BruceWayne wrote:I've got a more relevant question than the one you posted OP.

What is an attractive woman's opinion on a man who works at a law firm paying 160K to first year employees ITE? The answer to that question is a lot more important than the answer to yours.
Yeah, fuck long term career prospects! I want to get laid immediately no matter what!

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:07 pm
by wildcard174
Haymarket wrote:
BruceWayne wrote:I've got a more relevant question than the one you posted OP.

What is an attractive woman's opinion on a man who works at a law firm paying 160K to first year employees ITE? The answer to that question is a lot more important than the answer to yours.
Yeah, fuck long term career prospects! I want to get laid immediately no matter what!
Haymarket, sometimes your comments remind me so much of Sheldon Cooper. I have Sheldon Cooper's voice in my head saying that... (except he would have said "forget")

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:47 pm
by RVP11
They're better in some cities than others. They get more flack from law students than they deserve.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:24 pm
by Anonymous User
Real talk though... what exactly is bad about dla piper?

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:47 pm
by keg411
Anonymous User wrote:Real talk though... what exactly is bad about DLA Piper?
This is 99% old xoxo second-hand stuff, but the gist is that they have a ton of offices in crappy cities, they're extremely leveraged, which makes them seem more like a law-factory than a training environment, and their work tends to be on the lower-end of BigLaw work.

"Enjoy dla piper" came from the time where everyone got BigLaw, and so someone having to settle for dla piper from a T14 school was basically the mark of sucking at life.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:11 pm
by RVP11
keg411 wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:Real talk though... what exactly is bad about DLA Piper?
This is 99% old xoxo second-hand stuff, but the gist is that they have a ton of offices in crappy cities, they're extremely leveraged, which makes them seem more like a law-factory than a training environment, and their work tends to be on the lower-end of BigLaw work.

"Enjoy DLA Piper" came from the time where everyone got BigLaw, and so someone having to settle for DLA Piper from a T14 school was basically the mark of sucking at life.
The problem isn't that they have a ton of offices in "crappy cities" (whatever those are), the problem is that they are a firm without a home market or any city where they are anywhere close to the "best." They are basically second-rate everywhere. The only office that strikes me as pretty good is the San Diego office. It is what used to be Gray Cary, one of the old-line San Diego-based firms.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:51 pm
by Old Gregg
keg411 wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:Real talk though... what exactly is bad about DLA Piper?
This is 99% old xoxo second-hand stuff, but the gist is that they have a ton of offices in crappy cities, they're extremely leveraged, which makes them seem more like a law-factory than a training environment, and their work tends to be on the lower-end of BigLaw work.

"Enjoy DLA Piper" came from the time where everyone got BigLaw, and so someone having to settle for DLA Piper from a T14 school was basically the mark of sucking at life.
No, it came from their marketing materials at the time.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:51 pm
by Old Gregg
RVP11 wrote:
keg411 wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:Real talk though... what exactly is bad about DLA Piper?
This is 99% old xoxo second-hand stuff, but the gist is that they have a ton of offices in crappy cities, they're extremely leveraged, which makes them seem more like a law-factory than a training environment, and their work tends to be on the lower-end of BigLaw work.

"Enjoy DLA Piper" came from the time where everyone got BigLaw, and so someone having to settle for DLA Piper from a T14 school was basically the mark of sucking at life.
The problem isn't that they have a ton of offices in "crappy cities" (whatever those are), the problem is that they are a firm without a home market or any city where they are anywhere close to the "best." They are basically second-rate everywhere. The only office that strikes me as pretty good is the San Diego office. It is what used to be Gray Cary, one of the old-line San Diego-based firms.
You're wrong. Their Kazakh office is first rate it's market. They do big-borat-law.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:23 am
by keg411
Fresh Prince wrote:
keg411 wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:Real talk though... what exactly is bad about DLA Piper?
This is 99% old xoxo second-hand stuff, but the gist is that they have a ton of offices in crappy cities, they're extremely leveraged, which makes them seem more like a law-factory than a training environment, and their work tends to be on the lower-end of BigLaw work.

"Enjoy DLA Piper" came from the time where everyone got BigLaw, and so someone having to settle for DLA Piper from a T14 school was basically the mark of sucking at life.
No, it came from their marketing materials at the time.
Gotcha. Don't go far back enough, so I just got it from the xo meme. But that just makes it funnier :lol:.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:28 am
by romothesavior
rad lulz wrote:
sambeber wrote:
rad lulz wrote:If you get an interview of job with DLA, enjoy it.
Come again?
Enjoy DLA Piper.
This exchange drew a hearty laugh. Thank you.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:13 am
by dixiecupdrinking
Fresh Prince wrote:
keg411 wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:Real talk though... what exactly is bad about DLA Piper?
This is 99% old xoxo second-hand stuff, but the gist is that they have a ton of offices in crappy cities, they're extremely leveraged, which makes them seem more like a law-factory than a training environment, and their work tends to be on the lower-end of BigLaw work.

"Enjoy DLA Piper" came from the time where everyone got BigLaw, and so someone having to settle for DLA Piper from a T14 school was basically the mark of sucking at life.
No, it came from their marketing materials at the time.
But everything else is 100% correct, yes?

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:33 am
by Old Gregg
dixiecupdrinking wrote:
Fresh Prince wrote:
keg411 wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:Real talk though... what exactly is bad about DLA Piper?
This is 99% old xoxo second-hand stuff, but the gist is that they have a ton of offices in crappy cities, they're extremely leveraged, which makes them seem more like a law-factory than a training environment, and their work tends to be on the lower-end of BigLaw work.

"Enjoy DLA Piper" came from the time where everyone got BigLaw, and so someone having to settle for DLA Piper from a T14 school was basically the mark of sucking at life.
No, it came from their marketing materials at the time.
But everything else is 100% correct, yes?
I don't know. I guess? Would totally take a partner job there. 10x better than being an 8th year associate at S&C with zero partnership prospects despite the fact that they've lead you on for 8 years.

Re: What is TLS opinion on DLA Piper ITE?

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:38 am
by Anonymous User
ITE, enjoy dla piper should be a compliment not an insult.