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Pooping as a SA

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:10 pm
by rad lulz
* is a summer associate *

* eats Fiber One bar and drinks coffee for breakfast *

* needs to poop by 10 AM *

* releases massive dump in hall bathroom *

* marinates in the pungent fecal stench *

* pulls up pants and prepares to flush turds *

* hears senior associate go to urinal *

* too late to hide in stall *

* flushes and exits stall *

* is forced to make small talk with urinating senior associate *

Thoughts, brothers? Am I going to get no-offered? Future poop tips? Tips for future interaction with this partner?

Re: Pooping as a SA

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:23 pm
by katjust
Security will not let you in the building tomorrow.

Re: Pooping as a SA

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:25 pm
by dixiecupdrinking
You should give him a copy of this next time you see him: http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My ... 0916291456