Pooping as a SA
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:10 pm
* is a summer associate *
* eats Fiber One bar and drinks coffee for breakfast *
* needs to poop by 10 AM *
* releases massive dump in hall bathroom *
* marinates in the pungent fecal stench *
* pulls up pants and prepares to flush turds *
* hears senior associate go to urinal *
* too late to hide in stall *
* flushes and exits stall *
* is forced to make small talk with urinating senior associate *
Thoughts, brothers? Am I going to get no-offered? Future poop tips? Tips for future interaction with this partner?
* eats Fiber One bar and drinks coffee for breakfast *
* needs to poop by 10 AM *
* releases massive dump in hall bathroom *
* marinates in the pungent fecal stench *
* pulls up pants and prepares to flush turds *
* hears senior associate go to urinal *
* too late to hide in stall *
* flushes and exits stall *
* is forced to make small talk with urinating senior associate *
Thoughts, brothers? Am I going to get no-offered? Future poop tips? Tips for future interaction with this partner?