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2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:19 am
by Anonymous User
Finals in 3 weeks, havent outlined, and bf just broke up with me after 2 years. now what... i cant concentrate on anything.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:23 am
by 09042014
Nut up sweetheart. Use work to distract yourself.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:25 am
by shoeshine
Desert Fox wrote:Nut up sweetheart. Use work to distract yourself.
This is great advice. I am not kidding. Use the work as a distraction from the pain.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:25 am
by shoeshine
Also, do you have a job lined up?

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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:26 am
by monkey85
Agree. Priority is blowing finals out of the water. There is no such thing as a final that a supplement can't beat (esp. if its Evidence, T&E, Sec. Reg, or Admin. Law).

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:30 am
by Cupidity
1. Blow your finals out of the water
2. ? ? ?
3. Profit
4. Roll past her house in a Lamborghini with two super models so she realizes how poor a strategic choice she has made.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:30 am
by LOLyer
shoeshine wrote:
Desert Fox wrote:Nut up sweetheart. Use work to distract yourself.
This is great advice. I am not kidding. Use the work as a distraction from the pain.
I think this is what we're all doing, to some extent.

*tear drop*

... but seriously. :cry:

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:40 am
by Anonymous User
Anonymous User wrote:Finals in 3 weeks, havent outlined, and bf just broke up with me after 2 years. now what... i cant concentrate on anything.
I was in a very similar situation, you just gotta stick your nose in the books and focus on what is in front of you. You can't think about things, you have a job to do and that's all that matters right now.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:24 am
by kalvano
Dominate the rest of law school, score job that pays well, rent Rolls Royce for a day (you'll need a Biglaw salary to do this), roll past him with a "what up bitch?"

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:25 am
by newyorker88
Cupidity wrote: 4. Roll past her house in a Lamborghini with two super models so she realizes how poor a strategic choice she has made.
I think her bf is a boy.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:25 am
by rad lulz
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Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:27 am
by shoeshine
newyorker88 wrote:
Cupidity wrote: 4. Roll past her house in a Lamborghini with two super models so she realizes how poor a strategic choice she has made.
I think her bf is a boy.
Yes but if you turn the "she" into "he" this is still awesome advice.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:28 am
by shoeshine
rad lulz wrote:Make a sex tape w you and his best friend ASAP. Forward it to him.
This was done to me. I forwarded it on to a few more people. It spread like wildfire. She regretted it badly.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:29 am
by kalvano
rad lulz wrote:Make a sex tape w you and his best friend ASAP. Forward it to him.
This only works well if she allows the best friend to do the one thing the BF always wanted to do but she never said yes to.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:29 am
by hawkeye22
monkey85 wrote:Agree. Priority is blowing finals out of the water. There is no such thing as a final that a supplement can't beat (esp. if its Evidence, T&E, Sec. Reg, or Admin. Law).
What supplement do you advise for sec reg?

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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:30 am
by BeenDidThat

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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:31 am
by ilovesf
shoeshine wrote:
rad lulz wrote:Make a sex tape w you and his best friend ASAP. Forward it to him.
This was done to me. I forwarded it on to a few more people. It spread like wildfire. She regretted it badly.
seriously?

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:34 am
by shoeshine
ilovesf wrote:
shoeshine wrote:
rad lulz wrote:Make a sex tape w you and his best friend ASAP. Forward it to him.
This was done to me. I forwarded it on to a few more people. It spread like wildfire. She regretted it badly.
seriously?
Yep except it wasn't my best friend. It was just a guy in our circle of friends.

True story. Her dad called me and asked me to "take it off the internet". I told him I never put it on the internet and I would have no idea how to get it off. Every once in awhile someone emails me a link to it on a random porn site. It is really bad quality though.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:35 am
by rad lulz
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Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:37 am
by ilovesf
is she hot?

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:37 am
by shoeshine
rad lulz wrote:Link?
Let me look for it. LOL.

I haven't tried to find it in awhile. I will email my buddy that emailed it to me last time.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:44 am
by Anonymous User
this thread got awesome fast.

OP - sorry. That sucks. Success is the best revenge.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:44 am
by rad lulz
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Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:56 am
by crumpetsandtea
ilovesf wrote:
shoeshine wrote:
rad lulz wrote:Make a sex tape w you and his best friend ASAP. Forward it to him.
This was done to me. I forwarded it on to a few more people. It spread like wildfire. She regretted it badly.
seriously?
I wouldn't be so surprised if I were you.

Re: 2L doomed - heartbroken right b4 finals.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:01 am
by 09042014
kalvano wrote:
rad lulz wrote:Make a sex tape w you and his best friend ASAP. Forward it to him.
This only works well if she allows the best friend to do the one thing the BF always wanted to do but she never said yes to.
If she was holding out she deserved to get dumped and, therefore, should take it like a man.