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The problem is with my face...
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:40 pm
by bport hopeful
Heres my question.
I have a nice little baby face. Chubby cheeks and everything. Is anyone going to take me seriously in the real world? I dont know if Id hire me.
Do you really want to put your legal problems in the hands of a 14 year old boy?
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:52 pm
by 20130312
Pics?
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:53 pm
by descartesb4thehorse
Yea, I'd hire.
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:53 pm
by Veyron
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Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:01 pm
by TrojanHopeful
bport hopeful wrote:
Do you really want to put your hands on a 14 year old boy?
Cue the Penn State joke?
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:02 pm
by biglaw$
bport hopeful wrote:Heres my question.
I have a nice little baby face. Chubby cheeks and everything. Is anyone going to take me seriously in the real world? I dont know if Id hire me.
Do you really want to put your legal problems in the hands of a 14 year old boy?
Sack up man. Act as if. Be confident.
and get good grades
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:08 pm
by thegrayman
A few years in biglaw will make you look retirement-age in no time, not to worry
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:12 pm
by MrPapagiorgio
Go to your barber and get an "older" hair cut. Maybe start shaving your hair at the temples to give yourself a receding hairline. Grow either a goatee, mustache or a beard if you are able to.
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:52 pm
by bport hopeful
MrPapagiorgio wrote:Go to your barber and get an "older" hair cut. Maybe start shaving your hair at the temples to give yourself a receding hairline. Grow either a goatee, mustache or a beard if you are able to.
I have short hair, a natural receding hairline, and an absolute no go on the facial hair.
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:55 pm
by paratactical
bport hopeful wrote:MrPapagiorgio wrote:Go to your barber and get an "older" hair cut. Maybe start shaving your hair at the temples to give yourself a receding hairline. Grow either a goatee, mustache or a beard if you are able to.
I have short hair, a natural receding hairline, and an absolute no go on the facial hair.
So you root for the Mets, you look like George Costanza and you bang hot chicks?
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:25 pm
by bport hopeful
paratactical wrote:bport hopeful wrote:MrPapagiorgio wrote:Go to your barber and get an "older" hair cut. Maybe start shaving your hair at the temples to give yourself a receding hairline. Grow either a goatee, mustache or a beard if you are able to.
I have short hair, a natural receding hairline, and an absolute no go on the facial hair.
So you root for the Mets, you look like George Costanza and you bang hot chicks?
2/3
George has a bald top. I just have one side of my hairline that goes back like a quarter inch farther back than the other side. You cant tell unless I have a buzz cut.
Should I buzz it?
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:48 pm
by AreJay711
Give yourself a facial scar
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:49 pm
by 071816
Start chain-smoking.
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:07 pm
by TrojanHopeful
Just look like this when you go in to interview; you'll look very intimidating and should score the job without a problem.
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Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:11 pm
by Anonymous User
I recommend a month-long meth binge. That should do the trick.
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:12 pm
by MrPapagiorgio
Walk in the interview and without saying anything, punch the interviewer in the face. This will clearly establish that you are no child and are a legit badass.
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:14 pm
by TrojanHopeful
MrPapagiorgio wrote:Walk in the interview and without saying anything, punch the interviewer in the face, and tell him to give you the keys to your office. This will clearly establish that you are no child and are a legit badass.
FTFY
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:16 pm
by bport hopeful
MrPapagiorgio wrote:Walk in the interview and without saying anything, punch the interviewer in the face. This will clearly establish that you are no child and are a legit badass.
Finally, some legit advice.
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:19 pm
by Eco
His concern is legitimate IMO. I also look young and I've literally seen a huge difference in interviews when I grow a beard for them. The "shave before interview" rule doesn't apply to us, lol!
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:20 pm
by prezidentv8
Beard.
Never shave.
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:37 pm
by bport hopeful
Cant grow a beard, dudes. Its that bad.
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:40 pm
by rayiner
bport hopeful wrote:Heres my question.
I have a nice little baby face. Chubby cheeks and everything. Is anyone going to take me seriously in the real world? I dont know if Id hire me.
Do you really want to put your legal problems in the hands of a 14 year old boy?
I wouldn't trust you.
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:42 pm
by IAFG
I didn't know bport hopeful was a SeaLocust alt...
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:43 pm
by AreJay711
bport hopeful wrote:Heres my question.
I have a nice little baby face. Chubby cheeks and everything. Is anyone going to take me seriously in the real world? I dont know if Id hire me.
Do you really want to put your legal problems in the hands of a 14 year old boy?
My legal problems? No. Other things? ... Depends who's asking
Re: The problem is with my face...
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:57 pm
by ggibelli
you clearly have self-confidence problems. nobody gives a fuck other than you. so stop wasting threads on shit like this and act like you actually matter in the legal world. problem solved