What about lawyers who are unicorns?Heartford wrote:Unicorn Lawyers don't work for unicorns. They're private lawyers who exclusively do unicorn work, but not for unicorns. Rather, they represent clients who have dealings or disputes with unicorns, and there is enough of this unicorn work around that Unicorn Lawyers don't do anything but unicorn work, which is why they prefer to pigeonhole themselves as Unicorn Lawyers, instead of a broader term like Magical Animal Attorneys. They think Unicorn Lawyers are really cool, and decided before they started at NYUnicorn Law School that they would focus exclusively upon becoming Unicorn Lawyers. Lawyers who work for unicorns call themselves, "Lawyers who work for Unicorns," and never "Unicorn Lawyers."CanuckObserver wrote:But...do they work for the government?NYC Law wrote:FTFYHeartford wrote:ITT: Google proves that things exist.
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Heartford wrote:Unicorn Lawyers don't work for unicorns. They're private lawyers who exclusively do unicorn work, but not for unicorns. Rather, they represent clients who have dealings or disputes with unicorns, and there is enough of this unicorn work around that Unicorn Lawyers don't do anything but unicorn work, which is why they are called Unicorn Lawyers. Lawyers who work for unicorns call themselves, "Lawyers who work for Unicorns," and never "Unicorn Lawyers."CanuckObserver wrote:But...do they work for the government?NYC Law wrote:FTFYHeartford wrote:ITT: Google proves that things exist.
It is about time I can combine my childhood interest in unicorns with a rewarding career. I am going to get some new business cards printed up!
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Dude. That's racist.Sentry wrote: What about lawyers who are unicorns?
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I have nothing else to contribute, except to say that I would totally represent a unicorn in any legal matter.
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