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Thought this could be a way for us SAs to alleviate our feelings of law firm inadequacy by sharing a laugh and learning a thing or two about situations/behaviors to avoid.

Don't bring bedbugs to the office.

Also, whenever you write something, triple check the spelling of each person's name, even if you are absolutely certain that you know how the name is spelled.

Scene: arriving at a partner's house for dinner. Coming straight from work he had gym bag in hand.

After the door opens, he extends his right hand to shake partner's husband's hand. Book bag in left hand knocks over a glass umbrella stand and it shatters, sending the million or so little blue decorative marbles scattering across the foyer.

Anonymous User wrote:Scene: arriving at a partner's house for dinner. Coming straight from work he had gym bag in hand.

After the door opens, he extends his right hand to shake partner's husband's hand. Book bag in left hand knocks over a glass umbrella stand and it shatters, sending the million or so little blue decorative marbles scattering across the foyer.

Sounds like an offer just opened up.