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- PatMoore05
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I'm looking for the cheap Thai hooker of law schools. I don't have a lot to spend, but would like to raise my self esteem a bit.
- Kohinoor
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You missed out. UC Irvine was FREE this year.PatMoore05 wrote:I'm looking for the cheap Thai hooker of law schools. I don't have a lot to spend, but would like to raise my self esteem a bit.
- prezidentv8
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Duke put me on priority track. That's like finding a sexy note in your locker.
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Cooley is the girl still available at the bar five minutes before close. You almost would rather go home alone because she's hideous and she'll most likely give you VD. But if you absolutely must bring someone home she'll be there.Whitty wrote: Cooley? By far the most frigtening of my persuers. I have a feeling Ill need something stronger than bear mace for this one.
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+1TheJackson6 wrote:That deserves being brought back for all to enjoy:bigben wrote:this thread is a really bad knock off of the always in love thread
http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/v ... ys+in+love
I remember I randomly found that doing a forum search and spent the next 20 min. laughing.
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- lawlover829
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this is funny.
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- hv1
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bingo.narfkarta wrote:You dont want to come on too hard and seem like desperate or anything, schools like the guy who has options...
- Belili
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White Law Schools always go for the black guys.
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Shameless revival
what does the new generation think of their dating/admissions experience?
what does the new generation think of their dating/admissions experience?
- ruleser
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LS admis is like this one date I had - where the girl asked for two numbers up front, how much I earn and how big my xxx is - and only after that would she decide if it was worth looking into my other attributes.
Unlike with LS, I didn't send an official certified report with those 2 important numbers and beg their acceptance, but laughed and moved on...
Unlike with LS, I didn't send an official certified report with those 2 important numbers and beg their acceptance, but laughed and moved on...
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I'd get with her. For $120k. I'd definitely get with her.
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You deserve recognition for this. Very funny.Belili wrote:White Law Schools always go for the black guys.
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Law school is demanding enough without the stress and pressure of dysfunctional relationships. I understand carnal urges and physical needs, and I also know that one can't study 24/7. My point is in all of this, if problems keep cropping up, law school is not the time to "Work things out", or at least I don't think it is. Relationships, in my opinion are either meant to be or they aren't. They either work or they don't. Everyone claims they are so "complicated", no they aren't. We just make them that way. Actually they are very black and white.
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So a 178/3.95 to a law school = 32/D-26-32 with a sexy face, cute accent, great job, but still somehow mostly humble because she is just missing the point of complete perfection?
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Well I envision in this thread that the girl isthe law school since she is the selector, and the applicant being the man since he is pursuing. But I like the way you think. Cheersreasonable_man wrote:So a 178/3.95 to a law school = 32/D-26-32 with a sexy face, cute accent, great job, but still somehow mostly humble because she is just missing the point of complete perfection?
- Son of Cicero
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Early decision admissions are comparable to arranged marriages in the modern world. Although there is an element of choice involved, this method of partnering is regarded as less than favorable by the community as a whole, and those who have gone this route and signed over their fate tend to come across as somewhat insincere and self-deceptive in their enthusiasm for their future mate/school.
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As a splitter, I've got redeeming qualities, but a lot of LS girls look at my average/below average body (GPA) and opt not to even flirt with a fee waiver, afraid that they'll actually get me to bite. A few do, but I get the feeling that they're doing it a bit out of speculative pity because I "look different" from a lot of guys they date. Some take the time to look beyond my average appearance and realize that I've got a great intellect (LSAT), a couple of their friends smile at me as I pass them on College Green.
Despite my mixed portfolio of personal attributes, I have very high standards. If I asked some of my friends, they'd tell me that I was totally out of my league with every girl I was asking out. "Play it safe!" they say, "Not that we're saying you can't pull it off...I mean, you've totally got the brainiack thing down...but..." they trail off, not wanting to point out the obvious. I personally have no disillusions: all of these girls are too good for me. A few have looked my way, but I know it's because they're too nice to blatantly ignore me. If they get to know me, though, below the obvious, they may find out there's more than meets the eye.
I'd been seeing one particular one for a while, but it was never as "serious" as what I was about to propose...three more years...I hoped she'd remember all the good times we had over the past four years...but a lot of other guys have been talking to her. Ones with great bodies *and* great minds. Maybe she'll realize she doesn't need me anymore? One one hand I think our relationship is solid, but after a while of not hearing from her, I'm worried that she's losing interest...
I have had some positive experiences. There's the hometown girl, from DC, who's known me all my life. We'd never been more than friends, but she'd been close to me since high school, and she does make a good friend. She said, if I ever wanted to hang out sometime, just the two of us, she'd like that. Then there's the southern girl from virginia...I'd never even noticed her before, despite her southern radiance. She asked me what my name was, and a few months later she's inviting me to her country house and promising to give me the world...
Despite my mixed portfolio of personal attributes, I have very high standards. If I asked some of my friends, they'd tell me that I was totally out of my league with every girl I was asking out. "Play it safe!" they say, "Not that we're saying you can't pull it off...I mean, you've totally got the brainiack thing down...but..." they trail off, not wanting to point out the obvious. I personally have no disillusions: all of these girls are too good for me. A few have looked my way, but I know it's because they're too nice to blatantly ignore me. If they get to know me, though, below the obvious, they may find out there's more than meets the eye.
I'd been seeing one particular one for a while, but it was never as "serious" as what I was about to propose...three more years...I hoped she'd remember all the good times we had over the past four years...but a lot of other guys have been talking to her. Ones with great bodies *and* great minds. Maybe she'll realize she doesn't need me anymore? One one hand I think our relationship is solid, but after a while of not hearing from her, I'm worried that she's losing interest...
I have had some positive experiences. There's the hometown girl, from DC, who's known me all my life. We'd never been more than friends, but she'd been close to me since high school, and she does make a good friend. She said, if I ever wanted to hang out sometime, just the two of us, she'd like that. Then there's the southern girl from virginia...I'd never even noticed her before, despite her southern radiance. She asked me what my name was, and a few months later she's inviting me to her country house and promising to give me the world...
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AMAZING. Keep the posts like this coming! Let's beat all the other lame threads!!!TheSharklord wrote:As a splitter, I've got redeeming qualities, but a lot of LS girls look at my average/below average body (GPA) and opt not to even flirt with a fee waiver, afraid that they'll actually get me to bite. A few do, but I get the feeling that they're doing it a bit out of speculative pity because I "look different" from a lot of guys they date. Some take the time to look beyond my average appearance and realize that I've got a great intellect (LSAT), a couple of their friends smile at me as I pass them on College Green.
Despite my mixed portfolio of personal attributes, I have very high standards. If I asked some of my friends, they'd tell me that I was totally out of my league with every girl I was asking out. "Play it safe!" they say, "Not that we're saying you can't pull it off...I mean, you've totally got the brainiack thing down...but..." they trail off, not wanting to point out the obvious. I personally have no disillusions: all of these girls are too good for me. A few have looked my way, but I know it's because they're too nice to blatantly ignore me. If they get to know me, though, below the obvious, they may find out there's more than meets the eye.
I'd been seeing one particular one for a while, but it was never as "serious" as what I was about to propose...three more years...I hoped she'd remember all the good times we had over the past four years...but a lot of other guys have been talking to her. Ones with great bodies *and* great minds. Maybe she'll realize she doesn't need me anymore? One one hand I think our relationship is solid, but after a while of not hearing from her, I'm worried that she's losing interest...
I have had some positive experiences. There's the hometown girl, from DC, who's known me all my life. We'd never been more than friends, but she'd been close to me since high school, and she does make a good friend. She said, if I ever wanted to hang out sometime, just the two of us, she'd like that. Then there's the southern girl from virginia...I'd never even noticed her before, despite her southern radiance. She asked me what my name was, and a few months later she's inviting me to her country house and promising to give me the world...
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- englawyer
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the splitter analogy carries over. I think for men, success=LSAT and looks=GPA . a nice GPA is always a plus, but women want to see the LSAT score in the end.
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Cooley's more like that girl who nobody wants, but will still offer to buy you a drink in the hopes that you'll bed her. She'll then get up and cook you breakfast, drive you home, and not even ask to come in. God I love vulnerable, insecure girls.mdd05d wrote:Cooley is the girl still available at the bar five minutes before close. You almost would rather go home alone because she's hideous and she'll most likely give you VD. But if you absolutely must bring someone home she'll be there.Whitty wrote: Cooley? By far the most frigtening of my persuers. I have a feeling Ill need something stronger than bear mace for this one.
- TheSharklord
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Turns out the girl from Philly that I was seeing decided she could stand a few more years of me. It's great, but since that southern bell's been sweet talking me, I'm starting to wonder if I can just do better than someone who'll tolerate me. Maybe I'm work being pursued? So now I find myself pausing and wondering. I'm currently not talking to any of them...I told them I needed some time to think. After all, it's a big decision. You know, you won't be seeing any of these girls for life, but their memories will live on forever...narfkarta wrote:AMAZING. Keep the posts like this coming! Let's beat all the other lame threads!!!TheSharklord wrote:As a splitter, I've got redeeming qualities, but a lot of LS girls look at my average/below average body (GPA) and opt not to even flirt with a fee waiver, afraid that they'll actually get me to bite. A few do, but I get the feeling that they're doing it a bit out of speculative pity because I "look different" from a lot of guys they date. Some take the time to look beyond my average appearance and realize that I've got a great intellect (LSAT), a couple of their friends smile at me as I pass them on College Green.
Despite my mixed portfolio of personal attributes, I have very high standards. If I asked some of my friends, they'd tell me that I was totally out of my league with every girl I was asking out. "Play it safe!" they say, "Not that we're saying you can't pull it off...I mean, you've totally got the brainiack thing down...but..." they trail off, not wanting to point out the obvious. I personally have no disillusions: all of these girls are too good for me. A few have looked my way, but I know it's because they're too nice to blatantly ignore me. If they get to know me, though, below the obvious, they may find out there's more than meets the eye.
I'd been seeing one particular one for a while, but it was never as "serious" as what I was about to propose...three more years...I hoped she'd remember all the good times we had over the past four years...but a lot of other guys have been talking to her. Ones with great bodies *and* great minds. Maybe she'll realize she doesn't need me anymore? One one hand I think our relationship is solid, but after a while of not hearing from her, I'm worried that she's losing interest...
I have had some positive experiences. There's the hometown girl, from DC, who's known me all my life. We'd never been more than friends, but she'd been close to me since high school, and she does make a good friend. She said, if I ever wanted to hang out sometime, just the two of us, she'd like that. Then there's the southern girl from virginia...I'd never even noticed her before, despite her southern radiance. She asked me what my name was, and a few months later she's inviting me to her country house and promising to give me the world...
Then I got a note from this other girl from upsate NY. I never noticed her before, but she's got quite the crowd around her at the moment. I can't quite figure out why. She's attractive, but not drop dead gorgeous. She's smart, but not a genius. She's certainly desirable, but she's got a flock the size of a rap stars entourage behind her when she just gets up to use the bathroom. I can't quite figure her out, but for some reason, she's interested in me, so I might as well meet up with her for lunch or something. Especially seeing as her cousin from NYC refuses to answer my calls.
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All the best with upstate NY. NY's quite a charmer; she always had that class president feel to her. She isn't quite as hot as the cheerleaders, but everyone respects her. I talked to her a little bit when I was the geek in high school, but I doubt she remembers me. I've changed since then. I ended up staying with the west-coast, bear-loving, radical Liberal that my family liked. Liberal and I have since parted ways. I sent NY an update on my life in December, but she hasn't even acknowledged reading it yet. I know my looks suffered with Liberal. It also didn't help that I only realized I wanted a different life when Liberal and I were done.TheSharklord wrote:Turns out the girl from Philly that I was seeing decided she could stand a few more years of me. It's great, but since that southern bell's been sweet talking me, I'm starting to wonder if I can just do better than someone who'll tolerate me. Maybe I'm work being pursued? So now I find myself pausing and wondering. I'm currently not talking to any of them...I told them I needed some time to think. After all, it's a big decision. You know, you won't be seeing any of these girls for life, but their memories will live on forever...
Then I got a note from this other girl from upsate NY. I never noticed her before, but she's got quite the crowd around her at the moment. I can't quite figure out why. She's attractive, but not drop dead gorgeous. She's smart, but not a genius. She's certainly desirable, but she's got a flock the size of a rap stars entourage behind her when she just gets up to use the bathroom. I can't quite figure her out, but for some reason, she's interested in me, so I might as well meet up with her for lunch or something. Especially seeing as her cousin from NYC refuses to answer my calls.
After re-prioritizing my life, I had two months to prepare myself for the mandatory success test by LS girls' fat gate-keeper friend, LSAC. Our meeting was two hours away from my house! LSAC wouldn't let me meet her anywhere else; she said there were lots of guys chasing her friends. In the end, I don't exactly have the qualifications to be with NY. It doesn't help that I hear about all these new guys chasing her-50% more than there used to be. I can only hope those who get her treat her right.
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