I'm dumber than shit. Forum

[MissMaroon]

I seriously think that's going to help your application.

HILARIOUS

[Justice4All]

Wow, thanks for bumping this. SOOO funny! I wonder if he put his card's expiration date?

[06132010]

Whoa... on the GMU app. there's a question along the lines of "Are you a VISA holder?" with an issued and expiration date. And then, "If so, what type?" Preceding this was the U.S. Citizen? box.

I wrote VISA NationalCity CheckCard.

There's no way I'll be admitted.

Did you put "Yes, please." down for 'Sex' as well?
LOL!

My dad did that to get out of jury duty.

[Justice4All]

Whoa... on the GMU app. there's a question along the lines of "Are you a VISA holder?" with an issued and expiration date. And then, "If so, what type?" Preceding this was the U.S. Citizen? box.

I wrote VISA NationalCity CheckCard.

There's no way I'll be admitted.

Did you put "Yes, please." down for 'Sex' as well?
LOL!

My dad did that to get out of jury duty.

I'd love to serve on jury duty.

[TheLuckyOne]

I remember reading this a while back. This post just made my day again!!!

[uknowme]

Whoa... on the GMU app. there's a question along the lines of "Are you a VISA holder?" with an issued and expiration date. And then, "If so, what type?" Preceding this was the U.S. Citizen? box.

I wrote VISA NationalCity CheckCard.

There's no way I'll be admitted.

Did you put "Yes, please." down for 'Sex' as well?
LOL!

My dad did that to get out of jury duty.

I'd love to serve on jury duty.

The three scariest words in the English language: trial by jury. Twelve people so stupid they couldn't get out of jury duty.

[pleasetryagain]

hahaha..ive only read the first couple of posts but. TOUCHE.. made my day.

[pumpkincrepes]

It is time to bump this again.

OP, we need to know you were admitted so all will be right in the world!

[GATORTIM]

OP......What is your account number?

[Nom Sawyer]

HAHAHAHAHA.. thanks for the bump this is awesome

Oh and I'm rooting for you to be accepted OP... really can't see an adcom auto-dinging you for something like this

[MlhopeTC]

so funny, hahaha, I hope OP replies

[HeatherLycan]

My dad did that to get out of jury duty.

I'd love to serve on jury duty.

The three scariest words in the English language: trial by jury. Twelve people so stupid they couldn't get out of jury duty.

"A lot of people try to get out of jury duty by LYING. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell 'im you'd make a great juror because you can spot a guilty person *snap* just like that!" - George Carlin

[jdmamba]

watching conan o'brien and dying laughing with this thread.

[TheLuckyOne]

My favourite thread!

[babaghanouj]

I laugh so hard every time this gets bumped.

[joshikousei]

<-- still waiting on an update from the OP!

[pleasetryagain]

<-- still waiting on an update from the OP!

I love this thread.. my guess is he got dinged...

[babaghanouj]

In today's troubled times of pessimism boats and DR pranks (I'm looking at you GULC), I think we could all benefit from a laugh. Ladies and gentlemen I give you...

Baba's bump of the funniest thread on tls

[redsox]

Thanks

[hoopsguy6]

But did he get in? That's what everyone wants to know. Someone needs to track OP down.

[Rose Tyler]

Hahaha, thanks for bumping this and providing a great laugh today. That answer definitely would have made my day if I was the person reading and reviewing the app

[missvik218]

This is ridiculous and totally awesome, but getting lame unless OP updates on admission status!!

[TheLuckyOne]

I absolutely love this thread

[joshhoward]

made by depressing finals-filled day! thank you!

but no one is dumber than shit.
shit = the bottom on dumbness.

even someone as dumb as shit would not have done that

so therefore..

total FLAME

[GATORTIM]

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