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Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 12:32 am
by mkhammel262
Deleted by request of midwest17

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 12:44 am
by NYC2012
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Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 12:44 am
by Rainy
Ah, so you're going with the Tarantinian revenge aesthetic with your PS. I'd highly advise sending in an Ennio Morricone tape along with your essay and kindly asking the admissions committee to play it on loop while they read your polemic. Just make sure you don't come off as jaded; make them aware that you've learned from your errors and this time around you will win the showdown (bloodbath) between you and Obamacare. Godspeed.

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:04 am
by fundamentallybroken
I didn't think you were an idiot until you wrote "irregardless."

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:17 am
by TigerDude
If your statement uses exponentially like you did here expect to get dinged. Hey what is the worst that can happen? You come off like a nut?

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:24 am
by NanaP
I'm pretty sure ACA hasn't even taken affect yet....if your premiums went up, that's the insurance companies sticking it to you. Additionally, if you premiums went up, couldn't you sign up through the exchanges to get a cheaper plan? Or am I missing something here?

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:30 am
by midwest17
You should, without a doubt, do this. I also recommend leaving in the part about "people couples". It will reassure adcomms that your business was not serving dogs, or gays.

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:32 am
by koalacity
midwest17 wrote:You should, without a doubt, do this. I also recommend leaving in the part about "people couples". It will reassure adcomms that your business was not serving dogs, or gays.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
dead

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:37 am
by mkhammel262
Deleted by request of midwest17

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:38 am
by midnight_circus
I'm mostly curious why they were "attempting" to get married. Were they routinely unsuccessful?

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:48 am
by mkhammel262
Deleted by request of midwest17

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:50 am
by midwest17
mkhammel262 wrote:
midnight_circus wrote:I'm mostly curious why they were "attempting" to get married. Were they routinely unsuccessful?
No, we delivered flowers to engagement parties. We would 'surprise' the soon-to-be-married 'couple' with beautiful wilted bouquets; as arranged per their parents, or other guardians.
160 troll. Devolved too quickly.

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 2:45 am
by PalmBay
NanaP wrote:I'm pretty sure ACA hasn't even taken affect yet....if your premiums went up, that's the insurance companies sticking it to you. Additionally, if you premiums went up, couldn't you sign up through the exchanges to get a cheaper plan? Or am I missing something here?
Lol'd at "sticking it to you". ACA mandates bro. Insurers have been preparing for it for years. If you mandate that plans feature MORE features, then of course the price will go up.

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 8:26 pm
by midwest17
Yeah, I didn't request any deletions in here. I've got no idea what that's about.

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:24 pm
by 03152016
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Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:04 am
by redsox
Max324 wrote:What on earth happened here

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:38 am
by Ti Malice
Goddamnit, people! Quote the OP next time!

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:26 am
by 20141023
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Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:57 am
by Cicero76
redsox wrote:
Max324 wrote:What on earth happened here
I dunno but it sounded awesome.

Side note: I wrote my PS about Obamacare.

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:59 am
by redsox
Cicero76 wrote:
redsox wrote:
Max324 wrote:What on earth happened here
I dunno but it sounded awesome.

Side note: I wrote my PS about Obamacare.
Could you offer yours as a replacement?

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:20 am
by koalacity
Regulus wrote:
Ti Malice wrote:Goddamnit, people! Quote the OP next time!
+1

This thread disappoints like no other...
My apologies. If it's any consolation, I'm quite certain that OP was a troll from xoxohth. He also trolled about affirmative action, LGBT applicants, and getting caught cheating on the LSAT.

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:57 am
by midwest17
koalacity wrote:
Regulus wrote:
Ti Malice wrote:Goddamnit, people! Quote the OP next time!
+1

This thread disappoints like no other...
My apologies. If it's any consolation, I'm quite certain that OP was a troll from xoxohth. He also trolled about affirmative action, LGBT applicants, and getting caught cheating on the LSAT.
Yeah, oops.

OP was about writing his PS about how Obamacare drove his business into the ground, and he wanted to he a lawyer to destroy it. The business was delivering dead flowers to engagement parties? That was the point at which it started to devolve.

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:25 pm
by Nonconsecutive
Regulus wrote:
Ti Malice wrote:Goddamnit, people! Quote the OP next time!
+1

This thread disappoints like no other...

Re: Personal Essay- Obamacare

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:10 pm
by Happy Gilmore
Read this a few days ago and was curious. Enough pieces have been replaced that I can fill in the gaps with the most humorous tone.

Enjoyable troll attempt thanks.