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[beachbum]

And almost spit my coffee all over the counter laughing. Did anyone else have this reaction?

says the guy with a sub-160 LSAT..

Retake does wonders. 169 in December.

Nope, still below 170. Retake.

[dresden doll]

Where you go doesn't mean a hundredth of where you end up.

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Although I share your annoyance, I can't agree with that statement.

So you'd rather be a Harvard Law grad doing personal injury than a Brooklyn grad doing M&A? Where you end up is everything. Where you went is just positioning.

of course the endpoint is what matters. What I took your statement to mean, however, was that where one went to school wouldn't make any difference w/r/t where they wind up. That I disagree with. An HLS kid will, on average, have an easier time getting an M and A job than his Brooklyn counterpart. Legal profession is elitist, simple as that.

[androstan]

Cooley

lol

[rundoxierun]

And almost spit my coffee all over the counter laughing. Did anyone else have this reaction?

says the guy with a sub-160 LSAT..

Retake does wonders. 169 in December.

Says the guy with a sub-170 LSAT.. . You should actually be elite before you try to be an elitist.

[Jack Smirks]

Well this is dumb.

[danquayle]

And almost spit my coffee all over the counter laughing. Did anyone else have this reaction?

says the guy with a sub-160 LSAT..

Retake does wonders. 169 in December.

ENJOY CORNELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[danquayle]

Where you go doesn't mean a hundredth of where you end up.

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Although I share your annoyance, I can't agree with that statement.

So you'd rather be a Harvard Law grad doing personal injury than a Brooklyn grad doing M&A? Where you end up is everything. Where you went is just positioning.

of course the endpoint is what matters. What I took your statement to mean, however, was that where one went to school wouldn't make any difference w/r/t where they wind up. That I disagree with. An HLS kid will, on average, have an easier time getting an M and A job than his Brooklyn counterpart. Legal profession is elitist, simple as that.

Now that I completely and totally agree with. Your entry-level job counts for a ridiculous amount in law. And how you get that job, for better or worse, is often heavily dependent on where you went to law school.

I just don't see any reason to rip any of those below you. It just comes off as insecure. And not to mention that, being a Michigander, I've met plenty of successful Cooley law grads. Now granted, those might be a fraction of the total, but it's still not like they're forever sentenced to mediocrity. Big law success? Probably not. But anyone who knows business knows that you ultimately make the most money through sole proprietorship...

[Aqualibrium]

OP is a douche.

[dresden doll]

I just don't see any reason to rip any those below you.

I don't either. Cooley joking is one of the most tiresome features of this forum.

[bk1]

Well this is dumb.

[TTH]

In all fairness, those of us who have been around for a while can't begrudge new generations of TLSers their opportunity to laugh at Cooley, but yeah, you need to make it funnier. The September 09 LSAT waiting thread had some really great Cooley PSs.

Out of curiosity, does Candy Kallen still blow up everyone's inboxes with phat University of Phoenix schollys?

[txadv11]

In all fairness, those of us who have been around for a while can't begrudge new generations of TLSers their opportunity to laugh at Cooley, but yeah, you need to make it funnier. The September 09 LSAT waiting thread had some really great Cooley PSs.

Out of curiosity, does Candy Kallen still blow up everyone's inboxes with phat University of Phoenix schollys?

Yep she does lol.

[cartercl]

In all fairness, those of us who have been around for a while can't begrudge new generations of TLSers their opportunity to laugh at Cooley, but yeah, you need to make it funnier. The September 09 LSAT waiting thread had some really great Cooley PSs.

Out of curiosity, does Candy Kallen still blow up everyone's inboxes with phat University of Phoenix schollys?

Unsubscribe does wonders

[Excel]

And almost spit my coffee all over the counter laughing. Did anyone else have this reaction?

says the guy with a sub-160 LSAT..

I cannot see due all the smoke from that BURN

[lshamlet]

I don't know what's worse on this forum: Cooley ripping or lolcats.

[glitched]

I don't know what's worse on this forum: Cooley ripping or lolcats.

lolcats no questions asked.

BUT HOW ABOUT THIS!? PREPARE TO BE ANGRY.

[ahduth]

Dude, shut up. The Cooley jokes have been played to death on TLS. If you're gonna try to post something funny or worthwhile, try harder.

True. But once this danquayle guy lost his shit, it got a whole lot better.