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Hi, everyone....

I've been debating talking about my abduction by aliens a few years back and how that greatly changed my life. I know this is not a typical topic - but this happened to me and I think it would be a very interesting PS. Any honest thoughts wouldbe appreciated. Please, no haters - ufo's are real and I can't change what happened.

Sexual assault is always a difficult topic, but if you feel comfortable writing about it I would go for it.

I was going to leave the anal-probe out of the PS - but if you think it would make it mroe "real" and help my PS "stand out" than I would be willing to add it.

When you were writing this post did you really think people would find it funny?

I don't think this could go wrong, I think the adcomm would be especially intrigued by the uniqueness of an abduction situation. I would however think you might have a hard time convincing someone that this actually happened, to combat this I would go into an inordinate amount of detail; for example answer the question, How did it make you feel emotionally as well as physically to be anally probed? What sort of physical characteristics do you remember about the aliens specifically?

I really look forward to reading a draft of this.

This has been done to death.

Did the fucking stupid brigade take over TLS this morning?

What is this shit?

You guys are being a little quick to judge. I think being abducted is a very traumatic and life changing experience, exactly what the adcomms are looking for.

The aliens took me one night. They were bad people and very super mean too I want to go to law school and study intergalactic law so I can sue them because they shood go in jail. Please join me up for Harvard law class thanks.