LOCI- Read, I think this will get me into Columbia for sure?
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:18 pm
I plan on sending it by priority mail instead of e-mail!
Dear Admissions Committee,
I just wanted to write to you a letter of continued interest because well, as you may have guessed, I am really and truly (quite veraciously in fact) interested in your prestigious law school. I sent this by personal mail as well because as you may have guessed I included my scent so as to show you that I will be keeping with the cleanliness standards of your esteemed institution.
Consider me as your first choice to get off your waitlist, for I am honestly the most qualified among your candidates (within the confines of the waitlist). How do I know, you may ask, if I do not know the numbers etc... of the other candidates? Well, first of all, my balls are huge, and according to About.com, only 1% of the world population has huge balls. So as you can see, I am special. And don't you want someone with huge balls as a graduate of Columbia Law School?
Let me know, ok?
P.S. It's the new scent by Tom Ford=).
Kind Regards,
GermX
Dear Admissions Committee,
I just wanted to write to you a letter of continued interest because well, as you may have guessed, I am really and truly (quite veraciously in fact) interested in your prestigious law school. I sent this by personal mail as well because as you may have guessed I included my scent so as to show you that I will be keeping with the cleanliness standards of your esteemed institution.
Consider me as your first choice to get off your waitlist, for I am honestly the most qualified among your candidates (within the confines of the waitlist). How do I know, you may ask, if I do not know the numbers etc... of the other candidates? Well, first of all, my balls are huge, and according to About.com, only 1% of the world population has huge balls. So as you can see, I am special. And don't you want someone with huge balls as a graduate of Columbia Law School?
Let me know, ok?
P.S. It's the new scent by Tom Ford=).
Kind Regards,
GermX
