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LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:40 am
by reasonabledoubt
120 - 2 inches.
130 - 2.5 inches.
140 - 3 inches.
150 - 4 inches.
160 - 6 inches.
170 - 8 inches.
180 - 12 inches.
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:42 am
by am060459
7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:42 am
by pleasetryagain
do we average multiples or take the highest?
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:43 am
by ViIIager
2020 hindsight on posting.
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:46 am
by CyLaw
am060459 wrote:7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you misunderstand. This is what it will be
after you get your score. So, I would up your score if I were you, or prep for surgery.
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:47 am
by reasonabledoubt
DCD wrote:do we average multiples or take the highest?
I'm going with highest....
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:48 am
by dutchstriker
Dammit, my penis is really unwieldy.
So do the ladies grow one after they take the test? Remind me not to date anyone in law school.
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:49 am
by SAE
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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:52 am
by reasonabledoubt
dutchstriker wrote:Dammit, my penis is really unwieldy.
So do the ladies grow one after they take the test? Remind me not to date anyone in law school.
I took this under advisement and offer this additional chart.
(Women)
120 - A cup
130 - A cup
140 - A cup
150 - B cup
160 - C cup
170 - D cup
180 - I Cup
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:54 am
by am060459
CyLaw wrote:am060459 wrote:7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you misunderstand. This is what it will be
after you get your score. So, I would up your score if I were you, or prep for surgery.
so if i still score in the mid 150s on test day my penis will shrink?
nice try.
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:55 am
by iamtaw
this chart is screwed up. i didn't get a 193 lsat
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:56 am
by reasonabledoubt
SAE wrote:Where's the GPA to girth conversion chart?
0 - 2.0 GPA = pencil
2.0 - 2.5 GPA = highlighter
2.5 - 3.0 GPA = hot dog
3.0 - 3.5 GPA = polish sausage
3.5 - 3.75 = italian sausage
3.75 - 4.0 = Pop Can
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:57 am
by SAE
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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:57 am
by AtticusFinch
WTF is an I cup?
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:57 am
by thalassocrat
reasonabledoubt wrote:dutchstriker wrote:Dammit, my penis is really unwieldy.
So do the ladies grow one after they take the test? Remind me not to date anyone in law school.
I took this under advisement and offer this additional chart.
(Women)
120 - A cup
130 - A cup
140 - A cup
150 - B cup
160 - C cup
170 - D cup
180 - I Cup
If only...

Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:58 am
by am060459
SAE wrote:reasonabledoubt wrote:SAE wrote:Where's the GPA to girth conversion chart?
0 - 2.0 GPA = pencil
2.0 - 2.5 GPA = highlighter
2.5 - 3.0 GPA = hot dog
3.0 - 3.5 GPA = polish sausage
3.5 - 3.75 = italian sausage
3.75 - 4.0 = Pop Can
That's better. Now, how do you factor in the softs?
what about urm status?
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:58 am
by irie
am060459 wrote:CyLaw wrote:am060459 wrote:7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you misunderstand. This is what it will be
after you get your score. So, I would up your score if I were you, or prep for surgery.
so if i still score in the mid 150s on test day my penis will shrink?
nice try.
it wont shrink, but LSDAS will send you a pair of scissors with your score report.
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:00 pm
by am060459
irie wrote:am060459 wrote:CyLaw wrote:am060459 wrote:7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you misunderstand. This is what it will be
after you get your score. So, I would up your score if I were you, or prep for surgery.
so if i still score in the mid 150s on test day my penis will shrink?
nice try.
it wont shrink, but LSDAS will send you a pair of scissors with your score report.
sad cuz mine will still be bigger than yours. all good, guess some people are blessed and other well not so blessed.
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:00 pm
by SAE
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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:01 pm
by faceman9000
SAE wrote:reasonabledoubt wrote:SAE wrote:Where's the GPA to girth conversion chart?
0 - 2.0 GPA = pencil
2.0 - 2.5 GPA = highlighter
2.5 - 3.0 GPA = hot dog
3.0 - 3.5 GPA = polish sausage
3.5 - 3.75 = italian sausage
3.75 - 4.0 = Pop Can
That's better. Now, how do you factor in the softs?
Soft(s) are irrelevant. Duh.
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:01 pm
by am060459
SAE wrote:am060459 wrote:what about urm status?
Just like in real life, a 40-50% boost.

lucky SOBs.
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:02 pm
by reasonabledoubt
SAE wrote:reasonabledoubt wrote:SAE wrote:Where's the GPA to girth conversion chart?
0 - 2.0 GPA = pencil
2.0 - 2.5 GPA = highlighter
2.5 - 3.0 GPA = hot dog
3.0 - 3.5 GPA = polish sausage
3.5 - 3.75 = italian sausage
3.75 - 4.0 = Pop Can
That's better. Now, how do you factor in the softs?
Work Experience:
0-1 years = 15 additional minutes of performance time
1-2 years = 30 minutes
2-5 years = 45 minutes
5-10 years = 1 hour
10-15 years = 5 minutes
15-25 years = Viagra or 0 minutes
Feel free to add additional charts for other softs...
Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:03 pm
by Kiersten1985
This thread just made my day

Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:04 pm
by SAE
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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:04 pm
by reasonabledoubt
SAE wrote:am060459 wrote:what about urm status?
Just like in real life, a 40-50% boost.

I'm not sure this is accurate. Has anyone watched the movie, "The Hangover?"