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by sialeeds » Wed May 07, 2008 12:01 am
tkm, I told you about my ex-Columbia roommates, right? Similar crap, ugh that sucks.
This is how the conversation went (there were six of us at the table -- three of which totally obvious to our hatred, plus my bestfriend who is also her bestfriend -- talk about being in the middle!))
Me: Yeah, my boyfriend and I have been together long distance for 3 years.
Her: People in long distance relationships are stupid, blah blah blah blah.
Me: Wow, I really fucking hate that bitch.
Table: Wait, did you see someone?
Me: You're sitting right next to her.
Table: *awkward stares*
Me: It's cool, three more days then I never have to see her again, and she'll get shot in Memphis anyway... that'll be awesome.
Table: *horrified stares*
Me: But ANYWAY...
I started to think of ways to "accidentally" pour my wine on her, so then I realized it was time for me to make an early exit. She looked so ugly too. She was wearing a mint green cotton dress with GOLD HOOKER HEELS. I admit this wasn't my finest (or most mature) hour, but honestly I have been dealing with her crap all year, the last thing I could take was her insulting my relationship.
Any guesses why we stopped being friends? Last year I didn't thank her enough for hanging out with me on my birthday. So she fumed about this for three weeks, until I finally figured out she was avoiding me / mad at me, and then called her out on how stupid that is. Since then she's done everything in her power to make things as awkward as humanly possible. Ugh. Don't you love when you're punished for doing nothing wrong????