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Train wrecks and rubbing alcohol

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:00 pm
by M20009
Yes, much better.

Pimps and whores

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:12 pm
by M20009
I feel better now.

Re: Pimps and whores

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 11:34 am
by M20009
I sin so that Jesus's death was not in vain.

Re: Pimps and whores

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 11:37 am
by M20009
Homeless people and the rich feel a sense of entitlement more than any other groups.

Re: Pimps and whores

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 11:38 am
by M20009
Never before have I wanted so much to see someone die in front of me.

Re: Train wrecks and rubbing alcohol

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 12:10 pm
by M20009
Four-fifths of this iceberg is above water.

Re: Train wrecks and rubbing alcohol

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:44 am
by M20009
I'm tired of training/classes/workshops at work being called 'Boot Camp'.

"I've got an IT Boot Camp this week. I'm really nervous, because it's going to be grueling and demanding since 'boot camp' is in the title," my co-worker said.
"Pussy."

Re: Train wrecks and rubbing alcohol

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:45 am
by M20009
I saw an ad about MTV's Red Carpet Ready or something, related to the MTV Movie Awards. Or music awards. It made me wonder if Sarah5's red carpet is ready.

Re: Train wrecks and rubbing alcohol

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:20 am
by M20009
I saw a released convict's possessions bag hanging on a fence in front of a housing project today. Lying on the ground next to it was a Summer's Eve box, empty.

Re: Train wrecks and rubbing alcohol

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:10 am
by M20009
You must torture me for love.

Re: Train wrecks and rubbing alcohol

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:43 am
by M20009
Eddie would go.

Re: Train wrecks and rubbing alcohol

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:46 pm
by M20009
I need longer arms.

Re: Train wrecks and rubbing alcohol

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:59 pm
by M20009
Jesus Christ looks like me.