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Ask if you want to go, I'll let you know why it's stupid.

Special snowflakes inbound.

No one cares what we think. They're going to make partner and then head up an international womens rights nonprofit.

df, you seem like the right person to talk to about this. i used to be a chill splitter, but law school broke me. im striving now. is there any hoap? im scared of what i've become.

edit: this is everything you warned, but i thought i was special. send help pls

Dr. Filth wrote:df, you seem like the right person to talk to about this. i used to be a chill splitter, but law school broke me. im striving now. is there any hoap? im scared of what i've become.

edit: this is everything you warned, but i thought i was special. send help pls

You seem like a pretty chill social bro in Remedies. There are some strivers in there that I want to choke most classes.

I feel like I should be steering the ship for this thread.

Dr. Filth wrote:df, you seem like the right person to talk to about this. i used to be a chill splitter, but law school broke me. im striving now. is there any hoap? im scared of what i've become.

edit: this is everything you warned, but i thought i was special. send help pls

The only solution is killself.

bjsesq wrote:I feel like I should be steering the ship for this thread.

(applied to law school as a literal captain America, beloved father and husband, valuable member of society, world ahead of him)

Now his own daughter thinks he's just a stunt double from Incino Man, his son pees sitting down, and his wife is fucking some guy name Stew.

Tell me why I shouldn't become a JAG.

Flips88 wrote:

Dr. Filth wrote:df, you seem like the right person to talk to about this. i used to be a chill splitter, but law school broke me. im striving now. is there any hoap? im scared of what i've become.

edit: this is everything you warned, but i thought i was special. send help pls

You seem like a pretty chill social bro in Remedies. There are some strivers in there that I want to choke most classes.

Aren't you yourself a chokable striver

Desert Fox wrote:

bjsesq wrote:I feel like I should be steering the ship for this thread.

(applied to law school as a literal captain America, beloved father and husband, valuable member of society, world ahead of him)

Now his own daughter thinks he's just a stunt double from Incino Man, his son pees sitting down, and his wife is fucking some guy name Stew.

Amen

DKM wrote:Tell me why I shouldn't become a JAG.

Because you could become me.

Flips88 wrote:

Dr. Filth wrote:df, you seem like the right person to talk to about this. i used to be a chill splitter, but law school broke me. im striving now. is there any hoap? im scared of what i've become.

edit: this is everything you warned, but i thought i was special. send help pls

You seem like a pretty chill social bro in Remedies. There are some strivers in there that I want to choke most classes.

usually too hungover to process life at that point of the day. that class is full of 1L gunners.

df, the killself advice seems credited, but i'm too much of a pussy (see: going to law school). any other advice?

Been teaching a year and three-quarters. Really not into it. Enjoy studying the law (from immigration internship, working a little with my dad, in-house counsel at a F500 company, and undergrad studies) and want to eventually get into public policy.

Why is law school a terrible idea for me.

DKM wrote:Tell me why I shouldn't become a JAG.

Have you started law school.

Dr. Filth wrote:

Flips88 wrote:

Dr. Filth wrote:df, you seem like the right person to talk to about this. i used to be a chill splitter, but law school broke me. im striving now. is there any hoap? im scared of what i've become.

edit: this is everything you warned, but i thought i was special. send help pls

You seem like a pretty chill social bro in Remedies. There are some strivers in there that I want to choke most classes.

usually too hungover to process life at that point of the day. that class is full of 1L gunners.

df, the killself advice seems credited, but i'm too much of a pussy (see: going to law school). any other advice?

Realize that law is inherrently unprestigious and stop caring.

yomisterd wrote:Been teaching a year and three-quarters. Really not into it. Enjoy studying the law (from immigration internship, working a little with my dad, in-house counsel at a F500 company, and undergrad studies) and want to eventually get into public policy.

Why is law school a terrible idea for me.

A law degree is the most expensive path to your dream job. Why do you hate money?

False alarm

yomisterd wrote:Been teaching a year and three-quarters. Really not into it. Enjoy studying the law (from immigration internship, working a little with my dad, in-house counsel at a F500 company, and undergrad studies) and want to eventually get into public policy.

Why is law school a terrible idea for me.

Gods of Kobol, tell me this is a joke.

yomisterd wrote:Been teaching a year and three-quarters. Really not into it. Enjoy studying the law (from immigration internship, working a little with my dad, in-house counsel at a F500 company, and undergrad studies) and want to eventually get into public policy.

Why is law school a terrible idea for me.

Because "studying the law" is not a viable career option for 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the world.

Desert Fox wrote:

DKM wrote:Tell me why I shouldn't become a JAG.

Have you started law school.

Nope, still in UG.

DKM wrote:

Desert Fox wrote:

DKM wrote:Tell me why I shouldn't become a JAG.

Have you started law school.

Nope, still in UG.

LOL. RUN

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DKM wrote:

Desert Fox wrote:

DKM wrote:Tell me why I shouldn't become a JAG.

Have you started law school.

Nope, still in UG.

Because you won't become JAG. You probably couldn't even enlist in the Coast Guard.

I sorta slept through my UG, but a few weeks back a strange guy lurking in an alleyway offered to let me sit for a practice LSAT. I was kinda distracted - there was only enough room in his van for the one seat, so I had to sit on his lap, and he kept shifting around - but I still managed to get a 148, which I'm pretty sure is awesome. I know you're going to say that I'm the right guy for law school, but I wanted some verification.

Why is law school an awesome idea for me?

Desert Fox wrote:

DKM wrote:

Desert Fox wrote:

DKM wrote:Tell me why I shouldn't become a JAG.

Have you started law school.

Nope, still in UG.

Because you won't become JAG. You probably couldn't even enlist in the Coast Guard.

What are the minimum physical fitness requirements?
To meet minimum qualifications for graduation, you must be able to perform the following:

PUSH-UPS:
(in 1 minute)
male: 29 female: 15

SIT-UPS:
(in 1 minute)
male: 38 female: 32

1.5 MILE RUN:
(minutes)
male:12:51 female: 15:26

SIT AND REACH:
male: 16.50 female: 19.29

COMPLETE SWIM CIRCUIT:
Jump off a five foot platform into the pool, swim 100 meters, and tread water for five minutes.


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