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What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:10 am
by IAFG
If they admit like they did in 2010 will people still make excuses for holistic admissions that let past the likes of Corsair and Desert Fox?

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:16 am
by rayiner
Cornell will replace it in the T12.

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:17 am
by shoeshine
I know this is some sort of inside joke that wandered its way out of BP but I am going to go ahead and give you a serious answer:

No One Will Care

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:17 am
by 071816
Everyone at Cornell will immediately get laid.

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:18 am
by run26.2
Then Cornell will leapfrog it in the USNWR rankings, further cementing its 58% NLJ 250 placement.

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:18 am
by IAFG
shoeshine wrote:I know this is some sort of inside joke that wandered its way out of BP but I am going to go ahead and give you a serious answer:

No One Will Care
:|

http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/v ... 1&t=163632

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:20 am
by Rock-N-Roll
IAFG wrote:If they admit like they did in 2010 will people still make excuses for holistic admissions that let past the likes of Corsair and Desert Fox?
You are using holistic sarcastically, right? Accepting splitters does not equate to holistic admissions.

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:23 am
by IAFG
Rock-N-Roll wrote:
IAFG wrote:If they admit like they did in 2010 will people still make excuses for holistic admissions that let past the likes of Corsair and Desert Fox?
You are using holistic sarcastically, right? Accepting splitters does not equate to holistic admissions.
*woosh*

this is why we can't have nice things parody threads.

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:24 am
by rayiner
Rock-N-Roll wrote:
IAFG wrote:If they admit like they did in 2010 will people still make excuses for holistic admissions that let past the likes of Corsair and Desert Fox?
You are using holistic sarcastically, right? Accepting splitters does not equate to holistic admissions.
sure it does. The splitters here have overcome or are in the process of overcoming tremendous life challenges. Like desert fox' raging alcoholism and iafg's inability to get laid.

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:24 am
by shoeshine
IAFG wrote:
shoeshine wrote:I know this is some sort of inside joke that wandered its way out of BP but I am going to go ahead and give you a serious answer:

No One Will Care
:|

http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/v ... 1&t=163632
Touche. The reference to NU and subtle dig at DF smacked of BP.

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:29 am
by Rock-N-Roll
IAFG wrote:
Rock-N-Roll wrote:
IAFG wrote:If they admit like they did in 2010 will people still make excuses for holistic admissions that let past the likes of Corsair and Desert Fox?
You are using holistic sarcastically, right? Accepting splitters does not equate to holistic admissions.
*woosh*

this is why we can't have nice things parody threads.
Uch. I am really getting fed up with all this TLS inside humor and associated I-am-cooler-than-thow-attitude among the 1000+ posters. Don't you nerds want any new friends?

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:30 am
by IAFG
Rock-N-Roll wrote:
IAFG wrote:
Rock-N-Roll wrote:
IAFG wrote:If they admit like they did in 2010 will people still make excuses for holistic admissions that let past the likes of Corsair and Desert Fox?
You are using holistic sarcastically, right? Accepting splitters does not equate to holistic admissions.
*woosh*

this is why we can't have nice things parody threads.
Uch. I am really getting fed up with all this TLS inside humor and associated I-am-cooler-than-thow-attitude among the 1000+ posters. Don't you nerds want any new friends?
Big talk from the nerd who wants to quibble over what constitutes holistic admissions

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:31 am
by Nom Sawyer
Rock-N-Roll wrote:
IAFG wrote:
Rock-N-Roll wrote:
IAFG wrote:If they admit like they did in 2010 will people still make excuses for holistic admissions that let past the likes of Corsair and Desert Fox?
You are using holistic sarcastically, right? Accepting splitters does not equate to holistic admissions.
*woosh*

this is why we can't have nice things parody threads.
Uch. I am really getting fed up with all this TLS inside humor and associated I-am-cooler-than-thow-attitude among the 1000+ posters. Don't you nerds want any new friends?
At 500+ posts shouldn't you be getting the hang of internet sarcasm by now? :wink:

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:32 am
by NZA
Rock-N-Roll wrote:
IAFG wrote:
Rock-N-Roll wrote:
IAFG wrote:If they admit like they did in 2010 will people still make excuses for holistic admissions that let past the likes of Corsair and Desert Fox?
You are using holistic sarcastically, right? Accepting splitters does not equate to holistic admissions.
*woosh*

this is why we can't have nice things parody threads.
Uch. I am really getting fed up with all this TLS inside humor and associated I-am-cooler-than-thow-attitude among the 1000+ posters. Don't you nerds want any new friends?
*thou












:wink:

ETA: Actually, should be "thee."

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:32 am
by Rock-N-Roll
IAFG wrote: Big talk from the nerd who wants to quibble over what constitutes holistic admissions
I am as nerdy as they come, yo.

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:33 am
by 071816
IAFG wrote:Big talk from the nerd who wants to quibble over what constitutes holistic admissions
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Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:35 am
by Rock-N-Roll
NZA wrote: ETA: Actually, should be "thee."
Fine. Busted. A nerd and a science major.

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:37 am
by D-hops
I couldn't imagine how bad Northwestern would place if they didn't interview their candidates to screen out the aspies. Hollistic all the way. You don't want your school filled with a bunch of high LSAT, sub-3.0 students who are also unattractive and aspie. You need the splitters to at least be decent looking and capable of holding a conversation without putting their foot in their mouth.

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:37 am
by NZA
Rock-N-Roll wrote:
NZA wrote: ETA: Actually, should be "thee."
Fine. Busted. A nerd and a science major.
Early Modern English Grammar Nazi, at your service.

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:50 am
by Grizz
Don't worry IAFG, I lolled.

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:37 am
by IAFG
Grizz wrote:Don't worry IAFG, I lolled.
<3

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:36 pm
by HeavenWood
IAFG wrote:If they admit like they did in 2010 will people still make excuses for holistic admissions that let past the likes of Corsair and Desert Fox?
I know this thread is a joke, but do 25th %iles matter in the USNWR rankings?

Re: What will happen if NU posts amazingly bad GPA 25ths again?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:13 pm
by Tiago Splitter
HeavenWood wrote:
IAFG wrote:If they admit like they did in 2010 will people still make excuses for holistic admissions that let past the likes of Corsair and Desert Fox?
I know this thread is a joke, but do 25th %iles matter in the USNWR rankings?
No.

www.top-law-schools.com

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:37 pm
by Borhas